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Thanks -- what is a Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight you might have seen a very strange state and made by senate majority leader Harry Reid while the -- debate was going on.
I think the senate deserves to be able to go home as soon as we can.
And for me personally I've been here for long don't have -- home and that.
And I haven't seen -- months.
-- pomegranate trees -- I'm told him blossoming and its opponents on the nice things trees and roses and stuff I just haven't seen.
Your net -- react this -- is over in California Dennis Miller joins us know -- That -- rumors that you wrote that for the read so He would say it and then you could mock him afterward is that true.
-- -- so choked up about the pomegranate cheese treason is at this point.
At least intellectually speaking he's considered to be existing in a vegetative state.
Those are plants in his garden he's talking about those are his friends that's -- peers okay.
He acts like he's Maximus coming back to his vineyard after Roman wars or something.
He's adults who presided over a wily coyote bill.
Where we have gone off the cliff it's just the cartoon script dictates we don't fall right now but that's exactly worries -- you listen to him you know He was a boxer when He was young.
And I swear to Gotti was drop in his left because He sounds absolutely adult He makes mister potato head come off like Stephen Hawking -- this.
Point yeah I I have to agree with you Miller why anybody.
In the middle of this intense debate would talk about pomegranate plants.
In his home and he's got to get back there when the country has a fourteen point five trillion dollar debt.
I think we should go to his house and rip up the -- now that would be.
That well listen -- at this point have the pomegranate think he's an idiot okay can I mean now as for if they asked for a balance staying.
And the Republicans say okay we want a balanced budget amendment and they say anything balanced except the you couldn't but that would want ballots not that balance isn't.
I don't know -- this stuff looks you know when if you if somebody were coming here from Mars -- -- -- Riley and -- and Miller made that up -- really say that no it's true.
-- pres Obama turning fifty tomorrow and he's going -- Chicago out of her big fund raiser top ticket.
Top ticket 35800.
Bucks to hang with the president in a little birthday celebration.
And you say you know what.
I say that's the very definition of the innate -- -- -- of leading a political life when you end up.
On your nearest and dearest moments -- most personal evenings with donors.
That it's just that should tell you all you need to know -- -- The ramble that is politics -- -- -- and -- birthday and you start hanging out -- donors.
I'm hoping that somebody gives them a tea cake for his birthday you'd think -- appreciate that probably not a does -- I would remind the president.
These in Illinois it's a democratic state.
And they have a candle extinguishment.
Surcharge to acts of fifty candles -- comes up 300 bucks to get some like fifteen K to blow that -- got mister president.
The good thing about turn and that -- -- Barack Obama.
Is that now the money that you donate to -- will go right back in the air pocket you'll be greased by -- -- that's the you paid is that you get back and again they know that they've got.
I was back I don't know how that feels that fifty thing I guess it's a few years away from me would have been.
But you know you have you've experienced had a number of times but now you you can't sit there and tell me Miller assigned all -- you.
Now that if on your birthday somebody wants to pay you 35800.
Bucks you wake -- hang around with you garage.
You're probably right Billy because on your fiftieth birthday what they don't yeah.
Is -- your prostate turns into the underdog -- -- from the Macy's parade but.
But is that so.
I think He can look at what.
But don't worry Obama -- take care of their defense that's actually written out of -- that's -- supposedly -- bill that.
Okay you know is Doug -- you know who wouldn't be -- who do -- boy I had no boot yeah I don't recognize him without his shirt off.
It was the fifth that He He has a brigade and kind of kind of a very well.
No -- yeah.
Hello hey aren't -- -- and there is again.
It's cold and rush -- but -- -- -- to know that now anyway he's got.
Full force anyway He was.
He's got a brigade of ladies who love him in Russia and they go around washing cars from food and when -- hidden.
This is and then while -- I believe -- look at those headlights.
We'll -- -- -- -- in that linguists chick from the showed two weeks ago who became let's that's not -- marina.
Well not our.
I'm -- well listen it's nice to know that the the warrior people that were the Russians that we're able to hold off -- letting grab for 900 days against behind.
Or not depending on baked goods sales to pick it up and junior achievement awards is the fundamental.
Beauties that isn't any KGB would send those -- like this area.
And now they're raising money because it on the money -- -- -- car lot she is losing our economy's bad.
What was -- -- went back.
And can't afford -- shirt and the ladies of the economic edited out all throughout history.
Well look this is ready you we allows bad you know the headlight lines whose column and a -- -- time.
When you first -- look at.
It is our president what are they just hundreds of about ultimately -- -- that show.
And let's -- total.
-- and I'm sick guy out of control scared the hell out of there on Friday night -- going on land are you anyway you in jail bodies right -- house.
Now will will it does He ever ask you about this segment that Miller time segment how this thing goes -- -- He had no idea that -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Are absolutely great venue because you can combine your -- with public affairs you do or radio show for Westwood One you're talking about things people -- interest -- it.
So they wanna be entertainment they also want your opinion I'm not sure -- want your opinion and not I don't know whether He does -- not.
Today -- like me when I -- to show you want the guy to come on even Letterman says the same thing.
Jon Stewart -- the same thing bring the funny c'mon tell a couple of stories about make the people feel like there's in a show that's what most want at some point.
Alright Joseph Miller will be on Leno and a couple of footnotes.
Oh He is going to be -- Miller is I hope the -- pressure tour which begins that.
The west very theater on on on August 20 continues in Connecticut Richmond Virginia and Atlantic City, New Jersey details on -- -- dot com.
And I apologize -- that.
Got away from me that -- segment on how.
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