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Halftime Report: 10/12/11

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    Battle of wits between Tucker Carlson and guest ombudsman Jesse Joyce

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Back let's find out -- we got it wrong so far.

For that we go to mr.

Jesse -- hey -- You were doing.

I'm great thanks -- -- opulent fantastic.

Do it I blitzer up with Tucker and Tucker I just went to say that the last time you -- -- You've made some comment about my shirt incident I fired back and said that you look like middle -- Dennis the Menace to be grown up to be a gate dentist.

I'm.

I'm just going to come on tonight and remind everyone how funny that place.

I thought I left you chase and after that -- look at your shirt and it obvious that affect.

Paparazzi that was the perfect opportunity for you to say I looked like doctor house trying out for the part of the devil in -- yankees -- It's -- shirt that part of -- seriously though Tucker you mentioned that the protesters are simply using this is an excuse to have sex and parks.

I know one person -- be very upset by that piece of information that is actor Michael parks.

That the there's nothing.

-- also I took your advice and I Google civil unrest and dedicate and strangely took me to be visit Germany tourism site.

I as a culture obsessed with its own excrement I know very well that is where -- all right.

Michael you -- saying that.

Your favorites Kanye a pearl of wisdom here was saying that aids is a man made disease.

That placed it was placed in Africa -- crack was placed in the black community break of the black Panthers.

I don't know I don't know that I did say that actually though He did not now but when I was thinking -- Well about -- DA.

This was just it just sit again it's mistaking that is talking point yes and he's an -- it but He did say I didn't I didn't use that -- What a equipment however you should have begun to -- yeah I -- I was very funny -- -- senator probably would have been even -- -- when I said yeah.

I guess it's true.

The images -- -- He also said that there.

Kathie Lee needed -- just the way that you only Jesus and that's a pretty stupid while also.

-- -- Whatever Tucker you pointed -- that there's no mystery to why the president supports the -- yet.

What is the political strategy is that a good idea to align yourself with 50000 bongo players and Tim Robbins.

You know but it's always a good idea to blame -- unpopular minority in this case rich people to cover up your own failings so.

He took ownership of the economy.

The economies in the tank.

Blame 1% I mean that's that's the play -- for every demagogue.

-- aren't fair enough.

I would like to caution the protesters by the way.

On railing against the 1% yours.

Are they aware that the pagan motorcycle club -- excels is the 1% tourist centers and the hell's angels -- yet you should -- be careful because.

We're gonna have another -- vs bikers it's going to be -- -- throwing stones 1969 concert all over again up.

Com -- should -- Regarding the California gun thing you cleverly pointed out the whole anti the DREAM Act no guns no tanning no beer and grocery stores on.

You forgot to mention no possessing shark fins and it.

-- no fun why go to California ever again can -- -- shark spends.

I'm simply suggesting that if we start hitting the sharks with prosthetic -- suddenly we have the feel good -- movie of all time by night.

Paying not the same thing fair enough I -- yet.

Also Michael you mentioned that -- -- -- Philippines are there in Berkeley you did in fact mention that did you night.

Yeah.

Thank god I've been -- I think about -- all week.

Any -- said that that's another reason why guys that you hate Californians is yes but -- -- trusting that all Californians who say their guns aren't loaded in fact actually aren't.

I just like to put out a statistic to you that.

There -- at 776.

People murdered -- accidentally because someone was very sure that -- gun was not loaded.

Last year in California are just jump in in America.

Yeah that -- It's true I don't get up now it sounds a lot Tucker when you're in fact check that your -- yes yes now that I'm digger I'm checking now speaking -- bill -- that was not a -- That hit the biker that was -- the -- the largest African antelope.

-- what they often have Mike Huckabee on the secondly what -- they showed turning the tallest point out.

I heard it written down -- -- Todd -- out and we use those videos marketed to put out you don't want and it gives me more about losing let mentioning.

Bill I just wanna say also that you -- that the words delicious and your thighs in the same sentence.

Made me throw up more than any Levy and he's been out with -- -- that pox through week now.

You.

-- write that report from any Levy in his apartment where He was -- from the waist down in black socks covered in cat here.

That's exactly how I always imagined suspected that He does these halftime reports.

Which is why I brought my own share -- Tucker you mentioned scrutinizing Muslim students.

And I -- the -- you said.

-- -- -- -- And -- came up visit Germany tourism site.

-- so they -- have to.

Ironic thing three about this but accept and then -- didn't put -- that does the Muslims being spied on in schools professors say that.

It smacks of the FBI spying conduct on campuses in the 1960s.

And though we were all remember how ineffective that was when Russia invaded us yes -- And lastly up I just wanted to point out that everyone's all up in arms about -- parade of miscreants heading uptown when what was it has been overlooked is the real tragedy which is the parade that happened today.

Where more than thousands of New Yorkers went out to support -- Columbus Day parade the day when that.

Disney -- -- didn't find India so congratulations -- It's yeah.

I believe it is Evan Thomas and kudos because that places leveling.

I don't how can you believe that -- -- newspapers back then insisted on calling.

-- Indians anyway.

Do you -- that native Americans thought.

Hundred year problem it's going like oh my friends from these Indian it is like do you mean he's Jeep Cherokee -- -- -- -- like that Jack -- As an Indian I'm offended He He thinks we all look alike exactly.

I.

Not cool all right anyway back to you Greg.

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