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Halftime Report: 1/5/12

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    Jesse Joyce puts the 'ombudsman' in 'Red Eye' guest ombudsman

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We welcome back let's find out who got anything wrong so far without we go to Jesse joy for -- Jesse.

What's up guys I'll tell you one thing he didn't get wrong here red -- and that was -- Dana -- -- -- the best read I'm moment of 2011.

And I just want to on behalf of myself and Dana thank you guys for allowing me to Carrey Dana through that performances.

Yeah.

I just quickly got the fan vote so he -- thank the fans.

Tonight that's what size I was doing just let us I was robbed -- does is televised it's going into people's living rooms all over the place thought you know that.

That counts to them yet so aren't first of all.

I'd like to say bill.

Over the holiday break.

Did you kill Rick Springfield and then are wearing his skin and hair as -- city.

Oracle wishes you can't get -- -- like -- look at that that's almost half month right there it's more than mull the sort of eighties thing that -- Of the -- and it's nice right here whatever and your skin looks like it's been dead for several days.

Yeah.

-- up.

Com all right moving on -- Andy you said that.

With the -- and they different personalities -- -- that there's two kinds of Newt's.

I looked it up actually there's a website called kind of -- dot com.

And they're actually over 350 kinds of news really yet there's just name a few an emperor newts and Alpine -- A paddle tailed newts and Iberian -- -- don't of that I think he'd like to be emperor news -- yeah -- yet.

Perhaps.

-- Bernard I looked it up and technically.

You can't say -- but you just can't do it while doing an accident bit.

Yeah yeah.

I had an idea and it's it's context on television and so works and that has been so good.

Senator mentioned something about housing that the housing -- Let's if you only visit bill's house that's not really a fair Barack.

Not everyone else's house and it's -- counts.

-- Up up up yeah you mentioned that you David -- yes but -- -- an exclusive obviously.

-- -- -- -- -- Chris let me just say that you can get out in front of this all right come forward just because -- forced your head into his pants that doesn't mean today.

Well.

I -- like Friday night for me out of the idea that evident then allegedly allegedly indeed I.

Bernard.

You said that Newt could play chuck his grandfather yes I did.

Technically according to the story child's play it's not so Chucky is the due to manifestation of a -- of serial killer Charles Lee ray.

Who after being mortally wounded seeks refuge in a Toy Story transfers -- -- -- -- -- so technically speaking -- -- in fact looks.

Like that fat adult toy.

He does look not look anything like.

The actor who played Charles -- -- -- It would be an podcasting.

Get out of with economical -- -- -- -- -- out to my -- that I -- that was his line should be group.

Iowa didn't you know what I'm sorry for saying that and Don Imus is completely wrong.

Didn't your -- However Bernard you also said that that Rick santorum's last name because that's an answer them and -- he should put on a leather mask can stick ball gag in his mouth go I'd like -- point.

I did well of course I like that personal level but -- I'd like to point out that Santorum advocates government intervention of the bedroom to prevent sodomy.

He's likened homosexuality to sex and animals and robots.

Completely believed that he would not ball -- it up.

Actually ties in -- -- Marcus Bachmann theory if you think about it fuel watching you know it about face what say once they do another kind of you know -- know.

-- I know exactly -- -- and I think that dozens and we do with why.

-- Bachmann I'm actually asked can I just jump in here just for protection purposes you keep bringing up Rick Santorum and Marcus Bachmann I would like to point out Rick Santorum and not get.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- What but I think that's a fair that you know that I don't think the technology is there there are a lot of accidents can happen I think I think he's just looking out.

It's warmer protection issue for him Jesse can -- A lot of straight guys are at the gables for us through and it's.

Clearly you're a person who's never been to Thailand's anti.

I am in fact a person who has never at a time night somehow knew that -- But -- anyway moving on.

With that and the way I think yeah.

I should say that -- -- and I was well also that 2% of voters thought that Mitt Romney's don't and his -- is if in fact Nostradamus had a pet hamster named president admittance.

And a so do you think about -- New Hampshire.

-- -- -- president Clinton's bids the point is is that his predictions actually make no sense at all that's not -- -- Our rights Alec Baldwin.

Sandra you said that out Baldwin does not tolerate -- does not torment puppies.

Yeah you're -- as anybody and -- Steven and William torment puppies.

But and they both do you contain a lot so that's an expected.

Yeah.

Another reason to not like him right I'm just -- I heat heating and people really get home should.

Midwest and just like -- thing they've seen it all pays and my job here and build a little all of that I didn't share his.

His thoughts on our perception of him.

Fair enough bill lastly I just -- Like like to ask you.

Any -- any chance you mentioned the commercial that you did on behalf -- your mom for the liquor store did she going to be hard.

The liquor barn did you Begin drinking during your pregnancy there.

Are you black guys suffer from mild fizzle at fetal alcohol syndrome and it was exactly implying that and -- Consider want to mention that my wife also wears the pants but that's just because.

-- -- -- -- Let's get back to you really hurts thanks -- didn't get -- -- until.

CNN wolf.

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