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Dennis Miller’s advice for Mitt Romney

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    Hilarious commentary on the 2012 candidate from the sage of Southern California!

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Thanks to this bill -- -- lay and Andy Miller time segment tonight let's go right to the siege of Southern California joins is number his hometown of Santa Barbara.

And by the way Miller you and -- sold out to two shows we're gonna do a Santa Barbara on February 25 so you really are big shot you know hometown.

You know sold out to listen Billy.

I'm just Michael J.

Pollard to your Clyde Barrow.

Pat pat pat -- any immunity watching.

Bonnie and Clyde will know the reference there.

Okay Mitt Romney as we discuss the Dick Morris in -- cannon and -- problem this week and you say.

I got a few ideas for met first off people want him to be roughed up a little so I would get a big tap on my right arm and start -- and sleeveless T shirts.

And I would say hope and change this.

And then secondly.

If I was gonna weighed in on Santorum I would not call in the war mocked her like -- did with -- Gingrich I think people were pre disposed.

The wanna see Gingrich get a new one torrid form because they don't like -- by and -- but I think cent to r.s are pretty likeable guy and I think that would come -- heavy handed.

Third I think -- on the out of turn Iraq over to New York -- rookie point guard Jeremy Lin.

And clear out and get out of the lag and -- -- might communique was -- arm on some back channel and say listen.

If not at the numbers are right -- you at some point I'm gonna come -- you for VP.

It gets me up the snide with Christians it gets you sitting nicely for the next four -- may -- you get -- -- what do you say that's the way I've played a.

I'll.

I don't know of Romney didn't do that -- have to have emissaries do that casinos into -- very around -- in this I think thing.

But I -- contend that Mitt Romney's problem is essentially a cosmetic problem.

Now I think the tattoo that you suggest.

On on the arm and hope and change this.

Back that might be a little something that he could consider but he's not feeling what he's saying you know what I mean when you and -- in Iraq when Miller and O'Reilly in Iraq people know it's.

It's authentic genuine.

I don't know what Miller is gonna say and I really don't particularly care -- he doesn't know what I'm -- -- today and I know he doesn't care so everybody knows is genuine.

But when Romney gets out -- I have greens are whatever are in fair kind of go on like -- -- who oh win that so issue.

Now I don't know if you can have authenticity.

Injected into your system.

That's the problem.

-- you know what he does survive availability is occasionally and I know you don't watch -- but you'd be perfect dot -- This that and what is the -- show you know dancing resident alien.

Dancing With The Stars there's always a good looking -- a little -- at first.

And then Bruno Tonioli tells them.

You don't have the fall candidacy have to get voted off baby and I would say Romney's at that point now with conservative is up.

Either out of gulf war with the quickstep or does go home because -- they're still gonna be put -- those footprints like here at the art they're very studio lot today widened.

You probably are gonna make it Santorum knows what.

He speaks -- -- it and you are absolutely hard drive always been that way the only rap on santorum's conservative sheet.

Is that he did vote for a lot of big spending policies under President Bush the younger.

But he is absolutely genuine conservative up against -- guy.

Mitt Romney who never really had to be that now as I said I believe.

In his heart that Romney is conservative but he never had to show way to now he's having a problem doing it all right let's get on -- That bill late -- would feel I believe he's a good guy I think he'd be a good president.

Will -- time in history and I'm not saying instead of -- -- but I'd be willing to accept that creep.

To get Barack Obama out of office I think he's doing a lot -- -- -- -- always says shows the election's going to be about Barack Obama referendum on him.

Now the president's budget plan calls for -- continued massive spending.

You don't own no real.

Change of course and you say.

I say when -- in the match this up this new budget with the stance he took on you know birth control last week.

It appears to me the Barack Obama believes -- life officially begins when it's able to sign up for entitlements I think that's his legal definition.

And this three point eight -- if I was Mitch McConnell I'd jump on this and have this -- that nomadic tube.

Under the bad result where Harry Reid -- and says go ahead and vote on this did you think Claire McCaskill was gonna go near that's now -- -- and everybody's gunning their energies.

-- -- But you know when you when you see the president becoming more and more committed it to the progressive cause.

You gotta wonder and this is the key question we talk about -- program with Callahan.

Maybe Americans want the nanny state Miller you know you and I know the reason I like Miller and I -- put -- -- showing -- first place is because notice in Pittsburgh.

All right he's repeats for regular guy right worked his way up his father always get on a regular working just like my -- All right so we did it we didn't need the nanny state we don't want that we don't want any part of it.

But now I think Miller the country's change -- -- millions of people want it.

-- will say let's get it on in November all right now is there's there's an odd chance that what might do Barack Obama men.

Is not the big -- Richard remember the movie war of the worlds Billy.

Most spaceships were cut us up left and right we couldn't travel we dropped today Bob model and they had a bell jar over a net eventually at the end -- Cedric Hardwicke told us what did a man was the microbes the smallest of God's organisms -- that -- and -- -- -- -- -- I think Barack Obama if that gas price goes above five bucks this summer he might be done and by the smallest of all he's got a lot against those numbers at the pump you're.

Absolutely so wrong about war the -- -- reason those machines.

Pull back and died was they had had just about enough.

Of Tom Cruise in a tight teacher.

It's only so how much you can tape of that.

Right but here's the frustrating thing about the -- that probably they -- -- -- list of aliens the -- list of aliens and our health care was covered what I tried to.

We have they all all of their dependency god knows what planet received -- It had been burning here he was covered for the right of the ago Dennis Miller everybody eleven large instead of robber was -- -- you guys out there about ten days.

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