Halftime Report: 2/22/12
Guest ombudsman Jesse Joyce roasts the panel
- Duration 7:40
- Date Feb 22, 2012
Guest ombudsman Jesse Joyce roasts the panel
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Welcome back let's -- we've gotten anything wrong so far for that we go to Jesse joins what's up Jeff.
What's going on our air I'm -- excellent good job so far Paper stuff I just -- say two Tucker.
That the last time I did the halftime report you were here.
I took a few seconds to mislead only pretend to apologize you just so that I could throw -- the line again that I made earlier that you look like.
A middle -- Dennis the Menace if he'd grown up to be a -- dentists and I just wanna assure you know knowledge guys tonight.
I -- those words close to my heart and a -- They'll they'll -- -- Are its Andy you had said to be getting their the word bellicose and then said if anybody knows what that means.
Bellicose is from the Latin root development for war and it means favoring -- -- -- inclined to start corals or wars.
-- -- you and I know that Jesse because we both we study languages.
Right but I thought that at least the number of times I've seen you do this job is that your whole purpose is to be a punch line buzz kill.
But the hope is that we didn't you don't take literally things that people say oh I don't know if you've never had a punch line on the show -- and I had a hand Manhattan.
Don't get it up a if it.
-- -- Brooke you said that I ran has hired Mexican drug dealers.
I think you're confusing I ran with Gary Busey didn't -- a lot.
-- the next thing the next thing is oh Tucker you had mentioned that.
I ran as a bigger threat that is not a bigger threat -- China not even close I ran may get nukes China already controls our economy yes.
That's actually not true.
It's got a common misnomer but China only accounts for two point 7% of US personal consumption expenditures in 2010.
According to these sentences according to the Federal Reserve and the 2010 census.
A totaled 88 point 5% of US consumer spending is on items made in the United States.
It's a misnomer because the economy is a much bigger picture than nick Max writes.
So what happens is is -- no no no no I was I was I look the economy of plastic dog vomit.
And then it.
Right that's -- and clarified that right yet so like I'm sure that you don't like when you look around your own home all the Chatzky and probably 80% of your Buckeyes are likely make it.
Of all of that that Paul's party favors in my living and maybe China I had distorted view I think that -- -- -- that Tucker isn't it more that we owe China and I was talking I thought about that the debt American debt sale.
There again China only owns 10% I was -- -- national debt we -- the other ninety.
So we'll go one step down the single largest non American owner part debt and they are a hostile Communist nation bent on world domination so.
I would say they aren't -- threat.
I agree I mean it does terrifying if if -- China on 10% of your bank account that would still be -- -- the we -- -- -- Brad -- not windier but the right bill first of all I'd like to say that you know I'm thrilled that you address like a member of the Pensacola metro vice squad tonight.
Compared with but what if I somehow feel that -- I didn't really thrilled about it but.
But you know hey Tom I and then I -- did I get this job I like what is this is fun.
But I'm supposed to -- -- Former UN ambassador -- the John Bolton on his views I ran.
I like absolutely I would much -- so let's that's not in fact.
Former ambassador Bolton and that might be passing -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm a little.
I think it's a fake mustache like -- -- Hey -- yes it's important to remember that on television everyone is equal.
Yes -- they're so you can in fact correct ambassador Bolton on Iran.
I just I'm under qualified like I understand what you're saying I'm TV's not on TV and now -- -- just imagine your Joseph Biden go forward with that woman detonated while the and.
Ambassador you did say at the very end that.
That you know about nuclear weaponry and not contraception there in -- -- I regret this.
If -- -- able to say that with me and not have so I don't know if you've ever seen got -- vs -- opera but I don't know irradiation is the best kind of contraception.
Well there you -- so -- actually I'm multi multi polar guy you know you're talking about.
-- -- let me see here.
I'll regarding the kids and vending machines.
Tucker you had mentioned that -- 6% of the food and school is is how kids -- kids get their food so that the school is like mom.
That is unless of course.
You're raised by a divorced dad in which case your reading three day old pizza anyway yeah and drinking tang that smells like whiskey which just pretty much what most public schools are providing as it is.
And I was literally raised by the we're -- and so we need a lot better -- the government would affect us for -- That's preferable being raised by the government.
Couldn't -- -- bill I thought it was very cool have you earlier.
That you took the time to remind everybody that I'm gonna be performing at the river -- company.
San Antonio this Thursday through Sunday that was very decent and it's.
And they related to that I get time to plugs over the end -- we -- what -- did -- he wasn't subtle yet aren't fair enough.
All right let me see bill.
You said what are your daughters is named -- that stuff.
You -- -- after insomnia medicine.
That's insomnia medicine I was told that that was some sort of quite African village.
Now it's got a glowing butterfly for some reason it can't -- -- name might be out malicious.
My -- -- not Stockton -- and fair enough Tucker there.
-- imagine -- -- wanna keep the government out of the bedroom and I agree with the way you do it Tucker.
Like I said it should did anything that goes out -- the bedroom as you've always said she -- between the BB between you and your partner at a donkey and your web subscribers that could.
That's right and it's pay per -- you with -- And slowly up a lot I.
You got thrown that Brooke was Canadian by the way I wish I would and that's the problem is he -- -- you know it's like -- the body such as usually always do you know basically boots they like American and you are right that's the heir apparent when you find on the company's Canadian isn't exactly like finding out there adopted.
Now let's get somebody that is obviously upset unsettling minutes so much worse than that -- what I would like personally.
Here we've been talking like worry we grew up the same way and that it's like how I was it was a crazy -- it wrong when that thing.
And Tucker I just got also -- he said he would vote for Jeffrey Dahmer over President Obama yes.
And I don't know if you're aware this but -- Jeffrey Dahmer was -- never -- -- cannibal who married seventeen but.
How good it would also create a death with a mop in the in the prison men's room so that your coaches on the ballot this year what -- -- we're keeping score Obama has murdered -- it's.
Now that that's -- you know I may be guilty of mild overstatement have to guess that.
I -- really lastly -- very I'm almost done here with.
I took offense to the fact that you had mentioned that I'm not doing anything march 1 for the poor and -- Yeah obviously adds Harvey comedy club in -- yeah.
Breaker and I don't get it wrong next night there.
-- -- thanks guys like your job problem.