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Gutfeld breaks down the GOP debate

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    Memorable moments from the final Republican showdown

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So the national nightmare is over I finally got my teeth cleaned but also the last Republican debate occurred.

We want -- fireworks but got black snakes instead all cash no fire.

But there -- some odd moments like when John King asked the men to name their favorite color.

Courage consistent.

Resolute.

Cheerful.

Those collars but as usual -- was -- You're told you have self esteem even if you can't read the words self esteem.

That's a great line and yet he still felt a little out of place like it -- who keeps showing up at bowling night even though the new guys there.

And then there's Ron Paul who reminded me of Ron Paul.

Congressman.

-- -- question the conservative fiscal conservative credentials of all these gentlemen but but particularly this week senator Santorum to have a new television that the labels him a fake why.

Because he's a thank.

-- And regular.

He -- here than the guy at a hardware store who bought the wrong bowl but lost the receipt.

Admit he was as steady as ever he's often write that you wish she wants it it's the hair.

And Rick Santorum return to form as new light.

I have to admit I go -- for that.

It was against of them the principles I believe then but you know when you're when you're part of the team some time to take one for the team for the leader and I made a mistake.

Well he's less -- man -- more Robin.

But there's one thing missing and that's Obama perhaps the only thing that -- -- a new spark to this field of candidates the chance to square off directly gets the one guy.

Who would make any of them look good with unemployment -- 9%.

Real unemployment god knows where rising gas prices are dead Keystone Pipeline -- Eric Holder still about somewhere.

The Republicans need to get one guy in front of Obama and go head to head.

Because he's their secret weapon.

So let's end this sitcom.

Have the group hug like that last episode of mash pick your starting QB get to the playoffs because the reigning champ is looking beatable.

Even Tom Brady could win this one move.

But the American public must choose to or the prom date will never get his talks in time.

It happened to me at 87 I had where my mother's house coat with a golf bag over.

Yes.