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Miller bids adieu to Rep. Kucinich

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    The comedian weighs in on the Super Tuesday vote, Sandra Fluke and Peyton Manning.

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Thanks there was a Bill O'Reilly in a village on -- and -- we have a lot to talk about so let's bring in this age of Southern California.

Joins us now from Santa Barbara all right -- Super Tuesday.

What say you.

First up LA I empathize with the got to be busted up about the Kucinich thing you look at I'm all right but I CIO we're gonna use him more -- like him as far as he can stand up and take the fire.

And he's a good debater and he does he get nasty.

And you know so.

We -- like Illini had assembled here what.

You think you'll have access to and now he's gone back the munchkin land of the union rep who went -- lab where it certainly is munchkin land Miller where -- I've never been able locate munchkin land.

It's there Arkansas listen he's the Greg Craig of the lolly pop Gelb are right back at.

I love these guys are gonna save me like Jerry brown and that is -- that is they get into their sixth or seventh decade.

I just wanna say I absolve you of any responsibility for saving me a lot on -- -- make a boxing with the real world's like -- as I appreciate it thank you.

All right now the vote last night on the Republican side it mean anything -- you say anything you.

Well listen I don't think Gingrich and Ron Paul would get if Romney was elected president.

I think they'd stay in the race.

That's fine with me I think it might be time to start gussy it up Romney may -- Gone back to The Wizard of Oz thing doing the Ray Bolger thing on him where we get a look -- better.

But I'm not sure our guy has to say anything at the numbers all right bill -- thousand.

The GOP candidate come the summer and fall I would just put a debt clock on the front of the podium I would go up I would even say a word I just stand there for my fifteen minutes.

And I'd watch -- go up and tell people how much it had gone up.

-- -- tell -- -- fourteen to fifteen trillion seemed to take a lot slower than fifteen to sixteen trillion stake and so end.

I think that's what's coming out of the straight.

Your strategy if you were running -- -- -- -- would be to probably.

-- replicate the Jerry Lewis telethon with a big board.

All right it just keeps -- up.

As far as the dead -- concern and he -- point back and you know we have just been -- for twenty seconds and we country now always this much more.

Because it does not every minute it goes up like 30000 dollars so I mean good ally -- activist.

-- I think you're good speeches twelve minutes buzz Romney in the fall I expect coming not a stand up for twelve and it's not say -- -- -- go like them to walk.

I that we hadn't talked to a -- since the -- flocked controversy broke and I'm sure you've been following -- you have anything -- to tell us.

Well listen I could care less but Sanders but I don't need to -- -- last -- proclivities.

Not in my business.

And I don't want to get in the midst of the canonization process here I realize now she sort of -- Joan of Arc.

A whole different take when I watched her up there I just -- vegan.

While that seems so helpless I'm in -- thirty year old career woman.

And yeah I did the I got the calculator out and drink doesn't.

Box over three years is two dollars and 73 cents a day let's take it away from contraception I don't wanna step in and have people -- -- never work again.

Let's just say that you're buying a tall latte at Starbucks every day.

Now we always talk about how we -- -- to do our part here the president haranguing me for being a -- overlord every day.

And everybody -- to do their part -- I think of people don't know part can I tell you a thirty year old career woman I kind of think yeah I want you didn't kick into 73 onslaught that she used wants today.

That that seems to be the easiest of it to me and I learned how much money it's nine bucks a target.

Three miles from our house for a month -- black.

Nine bucks flat belly I don't wanna go to the concepts because like I said it's not I mean gigabyte TV Shannon -- -- you yeah dollars and 783 said.

It's you know as much as she believes that there's people out there and you can't read and old people do believe that they participate.

In birth control that they.

Get their -- angry and they might be in trouble without an.

I don't think they should have to kick -- and I know she's a heroin now but what I think -- heroines.

I think Rosa Parks that there big -- all -- Irsay bought back there he's done problem over and -- what you have to that's my idea of a heroin.

I'm sorry it seems -- live this will might be stuck at Virginia slims that from 1969.

It gets worse than that you know box up in thirty.

Right now Miller be NFL guy and we have to situations there the New Orleans Saints team that -- life.

Paid bounty money to hurt other.

Football players on other teams and that's a big scandal and you said.

I say -- gonna start trying to make the NFL politically correct and perfect and at the last part of it completely safe.

My -- will get rid of it right now.

Haven't you don't flattered anybody wanna play hard and tough but you don't wanna take -- out for money -- it.

-- -- wouldn't say -- -- -- looks like camp played football I learned something -- my two years there there Matt.

They play young man's sport.

They didn't -- -- they did all that stuff but if you're gonna try to make it perfect that's what the New Orleans Saints who you -- of 11 Super Bowl and you know what they want.

-- they beat the living hell out of Brett Favre to the point where the most fearless guy in the history of that -- Had a chance to run her first out with a couple minutes left and he pulled up because he had just been slug like -- -- round one through eleven.

He dropped -- Darby through a bad sector crossed has bought.

Now I'm not saying it's a perfect world but if you're going into the NFL and asking them to become the Boy -- When you might as well be all -- read pastor Russell Crowe halfway through gladiator to give me urine sample it just doesn't work that way and.

All right I'm not sure about that analogy but come on thinking back on the gladiator movie which he -- this so rough.

Got some but I -- yeah I played it.

And I'd ever tried to hurt anybody and I and and that's good guys go out the guys that I think that's right some irony that goes under greatest players object thick night -- -- got -- that's true but I think you could play the game hard you have to hurt anybody.

Now Peyton Manning who doesn't hurt anybody one of the greatest quarterbacks may be the greatest of all time.

He's now leaving the Indianapolis Colts because they don't -- -- pay him twenty million dollars because he's hurt no lack.

Where is he gonna wind up -- what do you think about this.

Where winds up losing patent and in all of America's sports fan's heart.

I don't know what city winds up in but let me say this it cannot be done class here.

Then Peyton Manning has done -- and his mother and father Archie and I believe her -- Libya.

God bless you because that if kids were raised like this that kid is the champion.

And man what he did for that city you know what when he eventually steps I see him becoming sort of -- JFK guy.

They -- get Eli to step up.

But do what our -- thing and we do the Bay of Pigs thing.

And I don't pay them an idea you know he could run you could be a politician if you wanted to do that you might know I just -- -- Miami Arizona desert.

Yeah it -- such a principal like he probably couldn't put up the crap in politics you're finally here and can you imagine.

You imagine -- Larry FitzGerald.

Really.

Tomorrow -- Dennis Miller everybody -- way ahead.

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