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That's -- this -- Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight our pal Dennis recently interviewed Rick Santorum on his radio program.
And that is where we Begin tonight.
-- military you're on tape tonight because you got some -- more important to do -- coming on live on Wednesday correct.
Awesome it's not silly little comedy pilot I'm should refer another network a little pilot.
Isn't that guy he's seen a little higher.
-- back at that and I don't mean I like to lose -- track meets that he reckoned backer pilot I mean.
-- pilot isn't it amazing how popular you become since she began doing -- factor they all -- me to get it you so believe me.
And you'll become -- on -- on dot awesome stuff.
Well the only reason he got Santorum and going to radio show is because who we thought it -- gonna be interviewed by me and that you popped up.
What did Santorum Sadie you.
Listen I just think it's absorbed more -- all caps Christian.
I'm sort of a lower case Christian but I did a lot of what he says.
But you know I sometimes think he goes out of his way to pronounce that he doesn't have to do and this gay marriage thing here outages come on say -- I believe exactly what the president believes are right I believe what Obama lives -- music and and just leave it at that I don't know what Kelly Gibson the loudness war.
I had is my line when you're asked about Adam -- -- all right as Santorum.
You don't answer the question ego you know a lot.
-- -- but it didn't have jobs and whose fault is that if you get it right back in the economy.
You forget these questions -- just design.
He -- you would do was swamp you can't get out of the always.
Maybe he should say you mean they occupy -- -- but what I got preoccupied -- movement.
Now that if it if Barack Obama is really good at what he does that he's not I would send Gingrich yet because you gonna need a wizard to flip him.
If that Barack Obama was okay -- what he's doing have probably sends said Portman he could have the ideological square off between conservative and liberal.
But Barack Obama to me is so inept at what he's -- I'm gonna pick the guy who can go way to get the moderates the slide in the medal and I think Mitt Romney's probably got -- guy right now did you tell Santorum that.
I'm now.
I mean you know IAA you know I don't think Santorum needs the year for me but I did say don't -- -- is my favorite answer.
I said -- -- -- get this straight another trying to make you four guys all hate each other maybe you do dislike each other but the simple fact is.
Anyone do you -- -- nominated the other three are gonna fall on the line and endorse him because the main things get rid of -- -- right and he said oh sure oh sure the main -- All -- -- -- Bob option assuring that it didn't -- all right now the London daily man now is reporting.
That Osama bin Laden's widows I think there -- three of our fight amongst themselves -- we asked Miller looking into it and you found out.
-- -- Ball a lot of shame ball on -- cat fight in prison.
That's a symbol -- film from the mid seventies I've seen that at the drive and I'm all over.
Not think it just get them out of the burka is and we could get a little hope oil and that the whole -- would be sent.
Elaine all right while we love your film reviewing that nobody's ever seen but what exactly are these ladies doing where are today and what is the contention.
Well let's all I know other comedians use the -- the third -- You know you got the old man he's dead you get these still there and cell block G fight each other out on the big yard during exercise.
Where's the third check but -- I -- -- she's the cool watch.
Did you got got guys somebody over there so they -- -- this just for the record is reporting that two of bin Laden's wives it's there in Pakistani prison.
They had to be pulled apart.
-- -- guards.
Because they were -- There they've got nothing but we're debated in the jaws of life I haven't to be is done today and as -- -- and -- -- of life.
You know you go that's called karma diabetic -- editing and that -- Jerry's not only anymore by the way by Ben and Jerry the original.
Far left guys he sold it out on the far left guys and they have a new flavor of ice cream to honor gay marriage.
Happily ever after.
Happily not.
I'll say this you know -- that tells me.
Steve Jobs is really dead because nobody would be -- in the name apple and an ice cream flavor of jobs was still alive is happily ever -- Yeah happily ever but is it good marketing to alienate 50% of your customers right from the job.
You know gay marriage about 5050 in America right now so these -- heads I guess they don't care and Ben and Jerry's.
Number one day they who celebrate the Occupy Wall Street movement.
And now -- they're celebrating gay marriage.
But they're saying hey look you guys you have 50% of the country we don't want -- -- our script I don't militants the most brilliant marketing campaign I've ever -- -- you know.
To have things -- of one of these -- kids actually does kill a cop.
There's going to be a new flavor called T Aramis sue you for everything your work as far as Ben and Jerry's -- and the second thing is I just assume everybody in the country's get a and that when they say hey I'm not gay I don't what are you so uptight about a -- homophobic so I think that's what Ben and Jerry -- -- -- not all day that I want somebody denies their day just go hey.
Why he's so uptight what's wrong with a -- And that's ought to work a lot on everybody be happy as well Miller I'm sure that's what you're referring to Dennis Miller -- -- a pilot a big time Hollywood deal as always.
Thanks for I'll always remember you the back there -- --
