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    Funnyman on doomed ship's anniversary, Rick Santorum bowing out and women's support for Obama

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Back -- about segment tonight Miller time unless a new polls of American women supporting Barack Obama over Mitt Romney and if that holds -- president be good should come November.

But why is that happening and what does Dennis Miller think about it.

The -- of Southern California joins us now from his perch in Santa Barbara.

All right so what's going on with the women known.

-- love the fact that you can't get this White House to concede a war on terror.

And yet there -- barricades.

-- minutes for the war on women are -- there's no war on women this is distraught woman thrown out by this cat Aziz knows he's in trouble.

And by the way if -- -- to be wrong.

There's always a slight chance of anything happening in the universe and there is in fact the war on women.

And it was sparked -- contraception.

-- what you referred to it at least Billy -- the Trojan war.

The Trojan war.

I just read it I don't get -- -- Yet it may be rich kid targeted way to debate.

Not just revenue -- -- joke fits well listen there's a war on what.

But okay so that -- the the CVS.

Part of the program here ladies and just.

Today it is dollars onslaught that's okay the streets.

-- votes at the Trojan horses -- observation because it.

-- always a structure that was put in the middle of the enemy camp and hoping the enemy would embrace it and I guess that has something to do with the -- one.

All right now Rick Santorum suspending his campaign -- top of the program reminder REIT I city ran a noble campaign.

But he allowed the media define him and -- brought him down and you say.

Well listen I.

I'm I'm very got to listen happy and thankful day I here's daughters on the man this guy as much bigger issues in life right now I don't know how they're out there on the road lightness to Begin as.

But.

I will say this what it was going out the door.

-- if these guys.

Guys like Ron Paul and Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are going to tell me in one breath.

The second term for Barack Obama is the end of the republic as we know what.

And in the second Brett CB so unwilling.

To circle the wagons and not Mitt Romney it eats into the applicants given.

Why that happens I mean a lot of people say that to me today.

Very Rick Santorum is a politicians what he does and by the way Miller was referring to -- little.

Three year old daughter -- who has health issues and then did families now.

Devoting full time to see that she gets better.

But politicians want the spotlight so he has won spotlight he says -- suspending the campaign thanks for voting for me our message will continue the usual.

That that that that that.

-- got to go with Romney for -- none -- are seeing and now I'm endorsing Mitt Romney here we are they advance together.

They do the Mumbai out of the dance of love they do whatever they do so he gets the two instead it just want that's why it -- And don't.

Although they are -- -- of goof balls aren't I mean well I.

They say the game is played its -- on the game Billy Billy the guitar game got being -- right now.

It's silly to me.

-- the game is not working if we aren't as much trouble is they say.

It behind closed doors absorbs -- that I do think we're really at a junction box in this culture somebody says let's get going with Romney they -- I think I can get another TV appearance not a bad.

And he wasn't the guy for the job at a time I don't know they probably think OK got to tell you why they do what they do but don't know what all -- -- can't do that.

-- they shouldn't do that is because it is yet but back.

And it's time for everybody to drop the heart of this we got a 2000.

12 November 6 election or -- -- one way or the out there.

And anybody who's really serious little blob on his way is going to be problematic for this country because -- Canada.

There's no motivation at some point -- notification I was -- betting my own work but and they tax me preventing a work.

There's no motivation -- that everybody culture there -- I want to have the go the other way.

Okay Titanic a hundred years ago Miller.

Went down in the North Atlantic after -- selling from Great Britain if you -- on the boat would you have survived Miller.

Well all I know is this thing that I guarantee you.

If at this administration have been in charge it would have been a lifeboat -- to get -- that bomb in the first place would have been anybody -- could anted up.

Billy I was watching James Cameron the other night and I often wonder what are liberals thinking and he gave me good glimpse during this to our special he did on the sinking the Titanic.

He was positively brilliant.

For an hour and 58 minutes you thought my god what an intellect this is how can he be so mindless sometimes and his politics that at the end he said.

Let me ask you this if they -- -- looked towards the iceberg and got on there could they all been saying that he said it.

With no lake he was a vacant it.

He said.

You could see that the drama but really mattered to him and I said there.

It helps me figure out liberals a brilliant man would the end of the day needs about one little magic then -- this moment.

Yeah that's what they're gonna do -- gonna go pat don't get on the iceberg that would work that and it gave it good glimpse -- the where they're at.

That they needed to be perfect and elect and it's never going to be perfect sometimes we're always -- -- icebergs.

I don't care how many folds we put into the -- -- are a little waxing philosophical along with the Trojan references tonight Dennis.