Miller takes on Secret Service sex scandal
Comedian rips the agency's prostitution scandal
- Duration 6:19
- Date Apr 18, 2012
Comedian rips the agency's prostitution scandal
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They say well this son Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment and -- -- -- didn't siege of Southern California joins us now from Santa Barbara.
So you're just listening to the lottery people -- and -- big money not.
That's sweet story but you can see Billy right away you get the right amount of money you can stand on whatever and little podium you want then again he's -- -- -- -- -- -- right.
But the camera he's behind where every well that's what -- -- My we wish him the best -- we also cautionary tale and have a lot of money.
You life changes in people changed -- -- yeah be very careful about deaths are you ever been according -- Columbia every down.
What Billy this story reason to stay out of from -- when I first moved out to LA to pursue my dream and I was broke I lived -- Hispanic community in the valley and I joined for social purposes.
A bowling team called the Cartagena hookers we -- to set up way outside we bring it -- like Johnny detract really from that for our board right into the slot.
So the cart -- -- hookers that took me way back to.
And he donated to old memories I've been to that town.
That's a wide open town and you know I still talk about it and didn't really I don't know what you did for 47 bucks there but we're getting killed by the exchange -- -- this is what happens you're going up with a girl fifty.
I don't know what fifty pitch I wish I were -- current TV tonight and asked Spitzer to pull the price guard out of his wallet he could tell me but you're going for fifty -- the pockets so they value you'd give them 47 Annapolis that I don't have to tell you traditionally and ironically I might add.
The prostitute community in Columbia load to -- load.
-- they don't -- -- -- know that Ortiz you have he had they don't want of -- the and that I mean what is your Secret Service guy number one you shouldn't be doing that and number two you trying to stiff the lady.
You're not gonna pay your that would do things can't -- You know a money thing gig I think -- -- you -- prostitute in Florida.
A big yard Travis that the lady lets it.
People get confused.
-- the presidential.
-- -- that would -- president's the rules change if you did this under Clinton your -- for the presidential mad dog collar crime now Aaron come on yeah.
Clinton is Clinton's Secret Service name was.
Alibi if I'm not mistake him.
A Fred let's get I didn't G -- they did a good.
That's I think what the same car was hit bloated -- well what I'm not sure that -- chart covenant -- -- -- -- letter forgot I wasn't.
Load -- -- seven have been a good time and a beer.
Good well Ottawa is really a lot White House not -- is Roland aren't.
GSA's saw as top way our pal Jeff running around in Vegas and I think he's got a couple years shows in Vegas Miller from not not mistaken you Compton did you -- forgot his.
Shows can you never show me this pitcher again because I might have to procreate and -- time on this planet and I don't need to have that mental image and -- That hell is that that looks like -- Jacqueline Suzanne cover went belly up.
The president has got to pull it together you know the pressure wise from the top -- -- right now I got this GSA -- the Secret Service.
-- to hang up.
Gas prices have doubled from 183 we got an eight point 2% unemployment rate federal employees were all one billion dollars in back taxes and yet I can't.
The president about this is the first time we can't blame the president tighten it up over their baby it's gotten sloppy -- guidelines what I call a tease them.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You can't we ask in Miller and O'Reilly is successful visible to -- tour has been.
To pay more in taxes when Jeff is in the hot tub in Vegas you just got to clean it up first.
But yet they're not gonna listen to me Miller and I don't think they're gonna -- -- -- Now -- lesson don't ever asked me to pose for that shot -- we are on the row over the -- don't worry about it though aren't.
What you're doing a good job out of LA -- days in bellies are amber what what you're when you're having good Canadian politician is old white line.
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-- used to be on Saturday Night Live up.
Assure you again I -- coming back here that I've got -- -- okay today's segment but I.
You know -- I jedi Knight got up and met its.
Romney might get invited to be on Saturday Night Live your advice -- governor.
I have a good idea -- -- really.
What about this we do it down and -- parity where Obama and Michelle are the imperious heads of the White House house call.
-- the pays plays the good looking Butler.
-- five kids Brett play the dreamy grooms monotonous stables.
And his wife plays them paid the bucks you're asked to whatever job and apply she's -- energy -- and says he's Clinton says she's played -- that.
And Michelle is the one who's making her run -- and work hard enough alcohol that -- sketch OK so.
-- out on a Lorne Michaels and I'm sure that -- have you back to write it.
And finally get Clark Miller and -- you up an American Bandstand times in we were -- and bop into the crocodile rock on that program.
Did you know audio -- -- -- -- Never -- -- but I'll say this he seems like the class act and at the end of the day if they are gonna -- a man by his record.
I'd have to give Dick Clark under because you definitely could dance to this guy.
-- it was very very successful guy now.
He had the best hair.
And it's funny we're looking at Rudy Giuliani in -- hair context -- get off the uniform rare okay.
Clark had the best hair except for Mitt Romney I think it's a tie I think that's the best -- you can have Reagan had been hit right.
People don't realize this the last three years of -- Giuliani's administration.
He was combing hair over from Dick Clark's head.
Up up up up up up up and but -- have been kidnapped the millions game I would that that was though is if I didn't you know we did talk about his new book not always rooted -- -- yeah.
A little bit we are not obvious that it had a lot of -- and -- --