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Halftime Report: 4/19/12

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    What happens when Andy Levy can't see the panel?

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Back let's find out if you got anything wrong soap opera that was gonna TV is -- -- -- -- Gary Gregg -- -- expressed an excellent I do not have returned in my -- so I can't see any view well you can't tell.

Well I tell you get a great job banks get your hands -- there has been you know.

I can see you on the monitor the -- I'm saying this -- if someone in the control room fixes.

In the meantime Obama you start.

I can't you send you think the White House is gonna drop the whole -- thing now my guess technically hasn't in the White House that's been pushing that story right.

Yeah they have have they -- resolutely that's why do you so they always like a little bit that they can visit their daily diet.

Mitt Romney straits right Mitt Romney's -- -- out of the car and Mitt Romney is a Mormon.

These are the three things you -- some subliminal messages about all of the things that they say welcome and I don't know leaving are you saying they're using dog whistles.

Yes it is an Obama eat dog World Cup and enough that he either way -- I think you're wrong I don't think it's a mystery and I don't think they're gonna drop it.

Plus -- I didn't drop but she got -- interview -- Romney's on Monday that was -- right question Matt how are you gonna create jobs in the country what do you think's going on how we turn things around but.

What is in your -- right on the equipment for the continent they -- -- -- it's not there I'm hearing people these things are important Dana.

Five -- place I'm glad that remains elevated it's -- replica -- -- currency said people can be using -- it's normal in that country excuse.

Here's the thing it's actually not that normal in Indonesia because Indonesia predominantly Muslim.

And Muslims won't -- dog which raises the question how can Obama -- it.

He just went birth there are barker.

Well -- yeah I did my pop pop pop up.

-- -- -- -- -- In all seriousness it's not common in Indonesia except among some non Muslim.

I -- Google that I just wanted to say something disparaging anyway -- planetary.

I didn't -- that you said you can't come from a dog -- country be president of the United States -- there again if that's not in the constitution it should be path they've gotten him.

Can you dig it.

Not violate.

Were picked credits and or blame for all -- -- -- the daily college -- treat your who's the one who first pointed out the dog eating line in Obama's.

It was a great five.

Mean.

Two -- hologram tour Greg should -- -- an actual doctor as it turns out yes.

In fact Dre is not licensed to practice medicine in any state mainly because the American Medical Association refuses to admit that -- can not only move it can removed enough.

You know what.

I let him operate on me.

My that you -- his best from us.

Jim you said you think this is a great thing the hologram torn but do you worry -- -- -- seriously that.

People start going to see like holograms of Lenny Bruce or George Carlin and won't go -- comics like you were or younger comics coming up now because that's what I'll be doing.

I'm running a watched Lenny Bruce and George Carlin being me and -- a couple of -- clearly politically ill fitting -- -- -- might be the toughest -- leaning forward.

No way I feel really bad that I can't see it but that's the thing you're you could actually get a hologram sculpted in improve upon your actual self you never have to lose weight.

You never have to go to your -- views in class and look up that you -- -- what is your crazy and -- yes but.

-- -- looked -- reversed Dorian Gray.

Would you stay home and get back to let them eighteen is out -- -- getting hotter and hotter.

I think I just came up with the Jim -- screen.

And it is not that easy actually Jim -- We can someone else do it.

Let's see who is the new Jim Carrey and mine that that guy with the beard that that's great yeah exact company.

-- a path Rogen.

And.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- A hot -- that you should you even know that you park was dead again he's not to apocalypse I -- which is nice yes.

I had him -- all the then I would like to know our president Obama's plans are for stopping holograms are projecting here and taking jobs away from -- Americans.

And we're -- act upon -- Chinese about I'm not sure can't handle that -- -- them I'm from and ask Ed Henry to raise them open to press conference.

They -- -- will appreciate that and yes absolutely.

Secret Service are first -- -- we should point out -- New -- Post as one source who says he saw powder in a room.

Not a specially definitive especially when you consider this guy -- room can be littered with two whiskey bottles and -- to be fair I think he was referring to season pattern the fitness trainer does that all of -- -- -- -- -- -- got to the fork sticking to his -- -- -- Guys I think that's what it does something I think it actually probably was baby -- until they lacked those dealers could yet have no idea -- -- it US receptive -- announced that already kind of maybe you just watching the movie -- That could have been a hologram cocaine.

This very trip a hollow of Grande yes a -- you who -- collaborate and ordered an end.

And I'm tuchman.

I think it's -- measured way.

I think and its -- imagine Jason says the chronic user that.

Are crazy -- if you get Amazon prime you can get a Colombian prostitute for -- -- was thirty bucks and yeah delivery.

The talking -- 99 but I roundup I'm jealous of the problem that was on prime it it's free two day delivery which can be a bit of.

Well you plan.

You know you can what an ordering an advance I know I mean look at Ryan Carter on Friday yes you can and you can't tell us that -- -- like does that -- Tuesday there Saturday -- -- to -- and using and of course then you have the whole weekend you don't have your Colombian prostitute and.

Dan Marino was just helping us -- hookers that.

I can't how many audits -- restraining order yeah -- of course.

Did that did you say this isn't Obama's direct fault is it is indirect phone apps who did everything.

And I thought well let's be honest about there's I want -- of lightning.

George W.

Bush.

That they get out it's definitely has -- -- because under him.

Let's try to do this.

Can't they -- yet flourished.

As an economic power.

Yes I tried yes now I -- our president as it did because it something it.

It changed the regulations and a lot of he -- -- pars and a defense that would be out of an illegal that's what people are resigning.

And human buyers I'm biting my lip to stop for making a joke I know it's -- you're trying to make any ounce of how I'm going to I don't and I decided doing it -- why that's -- it might.

My attempt at humor yes fell so flat and you had visited the other thing I was sick my -- -- yet what are you need to tell you later dated.

Dana Dana Dana Dana Dana Jim you said this is all it's doing is putting up a Columbia to find ways to go on vacation.

Obviously.

Be true but buzz feed -- an article pointing out that a lot of the sex tourism in Cartagena is run by former members of the drug cartel and at a Columbia prostitution and drug dealing are intimately linked to the point being up by paying.

These prostitutes the Secret Service agents and you when you go there on vacation are actually supporting drug -- -- -- -- -- I.

Don't.

Try to figure something that would deter me from getting approximately I don't care what they do what their money -- -- doesn't matter to me.

I'd rather I'd rather than get it in some creep on Wall Street.

Let's support these drug dealers have -- cool cars and clothes and little -- Olympic.

You protesters occupying a -- yes -- -- I don't do drugs and sober minister.

Congratulations thanks a lot -- just want to get that message out.

Yeah really are part of a small tiny part of you is a role model than anything else is reprehensible and I just like we always I'm very happy when you bring up the fact -- -- -- Well I really am because I realize how unhappy people would be right now -- I wasn't.

And I cried in front in the dressing room ridiculously people and we do that anyway.

Hot Carroll's video by the 570000.

Hits at the time of this -- it.

-- also a blogger named -- when she seems have a pretty good reputation when it comes to things like this whatever that is is fairly certain -- -- as a joke.

But I mean it's not a joke if it's not funny.

Well it's -- an unfunny joke yes Ed.

-- had jokes within the video -- -- it was a joke it would have been making jokes within the joke but -- -- -- joke in the sense that they have this they know it's awful and they wanted to see if it that they can make you go -- like it purposely awful was I think the idea itself they figured was a joke like let's pretend -- goes up problems but they thought it was better than even.

And that is it yet they still think they're hot yes yes and yes I and 70000 views has been like 568000.

Have been found that are computer -- I think and he's right no it really is amazing that this country is galvanized.

And slipped on the middle although of that Sasaki song -- on purpose or not it.

It's -- true there will be a press conference.

-- well actually.

Stuff faced a message from a woman claimed he one of the girl's mom says quote that we'll start talking tomorrow but any any -- -- need to go through us the parents first.

So many and that's not that's ads aren't -- Wherever they did tonight.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The stock cars these you can there are Secret Service agents.

I currently do this video is watchable because who wants to watch people do something better than them.

I -- when he goes to a concert or sporting event.

And who goes to them anymore I don't -- I I personally like to watch people who were worth and I am do you think it's that's why I love the Internet something which aren't sure what we drink yeah -- God I I I have video -- I have no idea I ever thought I think this might be.

I think the company behind this might be our retirees audio technologies they created in the they own auto tune.

And I think this is their way of saying see we're not that to happen.

Yeah.

That it might not have a lot if you don't want people do things better than your porn would have no audience that's why I -- -- didn't allow everybody isn't it -- they're doing this kind of I.

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