Halftime Report: 4/26/12

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For good TV anything any how you doing get -- -- -- -- fantastic thanks rather excellent yes.

President cool Tom Greg brought up the fact that Jimmy Kimmel said he could make fun of Obama because he's cool.

And you said that most of them comedians don't want to make fun of President Obama.

Can I suggest that if you don't think you can make fun of the president you shouldn't take the White House correspondents dinner did.

Exactly.

Well I guess the way that it works is if the president is a Republican useless make fun of the president.

And it the president as a Democrat you're supposed to make fun of Republicans this.

That's what it works next time I think the rich and -- as -- Wayne Brady.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Wasn't listening Louie CK it was a -- yeah Louis CK I get -- Wayne Brady and now it's shouldn't.

That you get hallmark is what person has that the commitment black people right we're really.

Yeah because he dates them yeah.

-- lifted the gates is a very strongly yeah.

Be careful and use that guy exactly frequent.

Happy -- -- them to leave if it.

-- -- -- -- that.

I know I just really like Tom doesn't understand the whole idea of you -- relatively.

Because they never leave it -- place just got to be just disappearing -- me at hello yeah.

I think we actually -- they don't call the police and then get sexual thing it's really crap I think you'll 400 of them yeah we've learned are self.

-- that what's the logic I could.

I don't know women anywhere warm sticky.

I'll start watching.

At least at a -- Romney could be this cool he would at I have to ask is everyone's future agree that the president is cool what is so cool about.

Well I think the easy answer is that I don't have to answer he -- is important thing.

Couldn't find cool you kind of lost that I mean again I'm using most of my knowledge from high school here by right but you have to we have to study equal -- you don't act.

Yeah I don't think yep I agree but I just don't see anything he's done that's cool you -- and I'm slow jam the news with Fallon -- Allen is cool Obama is lying readings are incredibly not cool you -- -- -- -- like amazingly like even keel.

So it's spying but that's not -- -- That's not what we're talking about when we say cool I don't think what what are you -- what what's -- Green right about -- I'm talking about.

Again you can't really define it there's -- but I -- I don't think he has it I mean again as George Will -- perhaps I just.

Delgado.

I just feel so people think with the Botox you old school local community and isn't it coolest.

-- have with a couple of cats and also want -- That light of -- to start Grande is starts.

It doesn't have a thing like I believe -- convince enough people -- say you're school and that rumored -- friends and people start believing it and at that point anything you do.

Becomes perceived as cool -- better -- actually really get an at -- last night.

-- like this gate itself but added that an Israeli but it got to -- -- -- background was really funny and yet Obama was just reading a speech the same way he would have to I think you're unhappy around.

He has -- news yes no flow.

It's not only that we -- toll -- -- do this and that.

I trust him now yeah he's not cool either but -- nobody is saying Romney is cool but there's this myth that President Obama is cool and quite frankly to be perfectly honest I think it's code for something -- -- Green.

Liberals -- -- sure yet exactly yeah.

Also president -- doesn't -- marijuana dispensaries.

Oh president calls not against gay marriage.

What do you think Clinton -- school.

Bill Clinton had a coolness yes okay so if he if Obama was like having sex with women who worked his wife.

Yeah.

I just I'm just trying to get your level right I do like the way he's slow -- closing gitmo -- I think that's -- populist.

Five Diane speaking of yards he had you pointed out how amazing it is of -- he got that ad out so quickly.

As others have pointed out I'm not -- -- this Republicans have been much better rapid response this year than they were in 2008 with things like this things like that Hilary Rosen thing.

I think.

That they learned something from 2008.

And they obviously knew if you get beyond session it breakfast but it's fun and it's a few hours later they're not and you don't -- -- -- Yep our Greg please put money in the at the end of the day age are yes we got.

-- admitted I was doing an excellent excellent.

Rural kids and parents are angry about Labor Department proposal to ban -- -- personal let's be honest in a world kids angry about this.

-- they earn their money so that they can go by pop I think former rural kids who are now older.

Are now looking back and saying yes that was good I think the rural kids who are getting up at 5 in the morning to do whatever are pretty happy about that yet -- I -- have someone -- the last thing I didn't have to wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning I'd be happy -- you -- what -- this is what I'm saying.

Yeah I think about it it you know if you lose a finger that makes you value the other nine.

So that is that good.

Now we -- up and -- about it yeah.

-- Tom Tom you should I -- to play in a grain elevator.

And another Twitter which is fire that you would have worked -- -- if you could or -- would pay dues to.

Yeah I did it I did it unpaid I would've moved I would've gladly worked in an angry now elevator or any ethics than any of the seven -- I'm not what are the seven greens topped.

Bill out there in my -- I don't know I and I I see them on a daily basis.

We scared them yeah these guys you don't know what they are no no but I I -- holes seven and when I was you don't respect the grain.

He's you know what he goes against the grain I just in the -- you know Bob it's -- -- -- 87 grain.

Just stupid -- weirdo who lost their snap crackle pop again they had some friends is crunch -- -- African beauty -- with sins.

-- Diane you pointed out that these parents aren't looking to suit their kids get hurt in accident also -- the daily caller.

The USDA study found that -- farm accidents -- Nearly 40%.

Between 20012009.

Among -- so it's not even like based on the rash of kids getting hurt here are some.

-- doesn't think there was there was no.

There was no back reason for -- they weren't saying that there was this rash of lawsuits are -- -- you know.

Like you said there there was no increase in the number of injuries is quite the contrary sir I.

Even know where this came from who randomly thought you know what -- next topic the economies in the tank -- -- testing nukes but we're gonna decide who goes against it.

-- kids working its -- war on farm boy you didn't notice it's a war on the overall ways to the government times had to budget -- -- On a budget cut off overall -- I should get -- is midnight runners to do you know review you know what it is Greg it's a war on farmers' daughters.

Gas which means it's it's part of the war on women.

Also a war on traveling salesman yeah all of our -- -- yes and that.

Having some kind of fun with the farmers yes and then having to run naked.

Yes off the farm whilst shotgun toting dad yeah fires pellets at the yacht off me -- enough minutes.

I didn't really -- children here.

Secret Service agents -- -- this behavior not first time Elliott Greg asked you if you thought the Secret Service agents would talk about others who have done similar things -- -- -- you don't think so these guys have a code of ethics.

That's the code of ethics it says.

It's okay to bring hookers back your hotel room when you're doing advance work for presidential visit right as long if you don't tell anybody OK yes it's the majesty code -- -- roaming code I believe hate us.

-- by the late senator Chuck Grassley has taken time out from tweeting about the History Channel to suggest that the -- -- prostitutes may have been Russians.

-- yes now I did you hear what I got shot yet.

Did you hear what might.

What he was implying I mentioned on the five is that he was merely suggesting that we should have an -- -- Secret Service.

Please I've been talking about for a long time you have not so much that it's a different kind of Secret Service so yes that you -- in -- it's a fabulous -- serious stuff.

And that they really don't -- -- -- well obviously they get the -- as they would have more flexibility.

Do that link after the election yet ready to get back -- now -- -- -- -- -- but retirement brunch waiting.

Yeah I think the secret part of that bill -- got to be your secret -- yeah.

What we're talking about here.

I -- I'm done are you really thought it would never end.

But it didn't good for all of us -- for America and America's bad -- right.

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