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Winning hockey mom and a pit -- -- pit bull is delicious you know there's a term for guys like President Obama.
Probably not two terms but.
And some of your fellow Democrats that -- pushover Mr.
President they would like to see you speak to your guns.
And you don't have any guns do like this to you ask Eric Holder to get some -- -- is as you know how these Press Secretary -- also known as the white guy from every lens raptors commercial.
Last week we learned that the president's two favorite stakes are written by and seeing -- -- -- those were some of the highlights from the white house correspondents' dinner.
All know what happened in the cloak room afterward because Erick needs his privacy but a lot of stars were there there was low hand.
A -- dash -- even an Obama showed up he's adorable person with those years you wanna hold -- Stanley Cup.
Dating go apparently she's dances the unfortunate incident.
Happened at my condolences to the -- family.
Yeah for some it's a big deal -- -- famous people but -- was it pollution that kills common sense.
When you meet its star every odious detail -- that star's light fades away we act like giddy school girls.
I watched cannot crazed pack scramble for pictures of sitcom stars while gaga eyed journalists elevated over B list actresses and what are they tweet about it.
Any language that spells are -- but -- star power is -- -- -- like -- with the perfume from a passing stranger.
Take a scripted humor and -- -- President Obama both highly entertaining but once -- spirited away you're left with concerns no toilet joke would relieve.
Like no place for Bob to smoker Kimberly constantly calling -- still the only thing worse thing getting star crossed is pretending not to care.
Once home -- mock my -- -- -- And I didn't say -- had a great time or DC has a lot of transgendered sex workers.
No I said -- Nick Clooney it's like saying you got mugged by your own -- in this.
Ottawa citizen picture that was funny all the Freudian slip -- -- I -- should we show this picture of the you know there.
There's a cardiac kids you could see that there -- it's during the guy pledge of allegiance what do you looking out of it -- -- the back so the second period second picture.
There I am back -- Outlets is I get your -- -- he I don't know what I'm looking -- but more important go to a better picture.
What's you looking at -- -- Yes.
I think -- I have a picture of me you took a picture of -- add let's talk about this is my favorite story of the weekend for what we.
Didn't have a party -- as we snuck in the MDC party.
I just wanted to document that we stuck -- ABC so go Greg hold your -- up on the -- picture view.
As -- snapping picture of the girl the background freaks out yeah site.
While it's jobs always comes back like the second leg on -- you can take my picture now I know you wanted why do you sat I I wasn't trying to pictures targeted -- can show that picture again.
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That's Aaron Andrews Hanna -- as the it thinking I was using that old Joseph Greg articulate -- -- venture that was one of the most amazing moment of awkward to you and weird yeah came back are overweight which you guys duty Aaron yeah let me hear about life.
If I kindly point out I I lasted about half what chances they had yes seventeen of but I have never seen anybody.
Like Eric -- that night it was like -- kid at Christmas in fact.
Eric sent me email I got urban best I got back to me said it was perhaps the greatest -- -- -- -- -- I think ensuring we all got Mario.
It was hardly at all it was over every place but taking things and everybody my favorite -- those like -- family came by everybody wanted to stick with a and I'm not a good play by the way I was gonna wanna get a picture with you and -- laughs I didn't lot of credit for that.
He's very nice he came out of the box stable and he was talking to Kevin that Spacey and as -- can come over and on meet the fox -- eleven everybody here and he was very nice he's an island everywhere you look at you want it's in the hands and used it I'm looking again at the groove with -- -- I'll bring him via.
It's not very nice being you have a picture you wanted to -- -- pictures up here -- and as the end engine.
-- and -- importer out and supporters not to excited about George I suspect Andrea at love as a Reese Witherspoon that's her favorite actress and so we -- -- how we gonna find -- to big room.
So we got the add you know the book which shows where everybody is yes great shot -- looks thrilled that we went to get I have to.
We went to go find it we tracked those -- -- -- stocking netstat yeah we also found my first cousin by accident hits you that it would examine again it was like area and there's so -- to pick -- yeah.
-- at it why is -- she didn't go.
Well it's always an honor to be invited.
And that's I think it's just not I think -- I'm loneliness Democrat.
It's always freezing cold you can never get in any of the parties it takes forever.
I had the honor of going seven years in a -- I loved it I've not -- -- and so what I did I -- -- highly recommend it.
Right -- I liked it a lot.
Really bridesmaids and then I watched the last half hour affairs and stay off and my husband came home from a two week trip and my rule is never -- a -- copy music you know that's that's really know where's my picture with my system from another mother.
Who the other car black lab Kyra I liked what what am watching -- that you know that there's that.
In one of those trash magazines they get there there's that they're just like us -- segment does like it was like a -- -- version -- -- -- out.
You cannot say and Eric also -- to mrs.
Obama does she disservice -- -- like this and she went.
Now here's exactly what happened out there and I wasn't gonna do about so it's -- it's that this stays up there -- it's well lit the room was kind of dark.
And I could tell that and Michelle Obama's is Obama's been spoken to on both sides wanted no part of this is looking in the wrong.
It's like I've put my hand about wave like this and she goes like this she can't really see she's a -- -- who ends and it realizes she's waving the fox cable goes against.
I gotta go you're close to them to -- -- -- -- black -- thing is up next it may be the greatest segment.
You'll ever see -- this last night.
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