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Well my tenth book is gonna come out this fall just after the elections and it's going to be an autobiography.
I'm gonna reveal some things that I've never discussed.
I'm gonna talk about my days in combat in Vietnam -- that's something I've just never done before.
I'll also disclose for the first time how Imus asked to have a lead role in -- Hollywood movie playing opposite Diane Lane and Jack Nicholson.
But I turned it down because I thought the content was -- frankly was something I was not comfortable with.
I'm also going to be detailing.
Some of the details of my direct ancestral links to John Adams.
Which I recently discovered in an exhausted genealogical search.
Now for the most important -- mission of all.
Everything I just told you.
Well except that I really do plan have a book that's gonna come out in November.
But all that other stuff pure fabrication.
I was too young for Vietnam.
And my acting was limited to stuff in high school and college.
As for ancestry -- my own dad advised me don't look too far that family tree.
-- their stuff up there you -- not city.
But the reason I said that is because I'm practicing being a Democrat.
Just because I want to see if the press would treat me differently.
I'm pretty sure they would you see this week we found out that Massachusetts senate candidate Elizabeth Warren applied for her Harvard job as a minority.
She claims that her great great great grandmother had some Cherokee blood and that would make her -- 132.
She thought she was a minority from 1986 until 1995.
When she mysteriously stop claiming it.
But by then she had the -- job and missed how to there's the first native American tenured faculty member at Harvard.
All you remember when Richard Blumenthal talked about his combat experience during his Connecticut senate race.
Only to find out that neither he nor the army could actually find any record of it.
Must've been a real secret mission.
But the mother of all -- turned out to be from present -- Obama's autobiography dreams from my father.
In which he gave great detail to his white girlfriend from New York.
And how she and her family influenced him.
That reporters have been looking for her for years but this week President Obama admitted to biographer David remember -- -- That she really didn't exist.
There really wasn't one person she was it a composite that's right a composite of several girls that he had dated.
And he had just conjure her up and made up all the details.
Now I know for darn sure that I couldn't get a waiver that so I've been thinking about becoming a Democrat.
It seems to be easier than telling the truth -- having to disclose anything other than that really great things that I can just imagine.
In fact a young entrepreneur this week is on offered a 101000 dollars for anybody who can produce Barack Obama's college records because nobody's ever seen.
We don't know what courses he took we have no idea what his grades where we don't know high paid for his education.
And wouldn't you know that when the mainstream press heard about this offer they launched their own investigation.
-- not to find out about the president's academic records techno.
But to investigate the young man who offered a prize for someone who could find out some pretty basic information about the president of the United States.
So next time some goon from media matters in the New York Times thinks they have found some factual error in something I say.
I'm just gonna say I'm just being a Democrat today and the facts don't matter.
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