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    Dennis Miller praises long-time friend Jon Lovitz and shames a bill banning bake sales at schools

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Thanks to -- -- -- Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight let's get right to this age of Southern California joins us now from Santa Barbara.

So why it all -- trying to get across to and we discuss this a few months ago as well.

The respect for the office of the presidency and even though it's a comedian in a comedy club I think there has to be an awareness of that am -- wrong.

And and -- that's your stance that wasn't my big take -- there why don't we use that disrespectful.

I think John was reasonably braves and that might panned out -- right -- -- trust me there atheists.

In Hollywood who.

And I admired John for taking us then -- -- how -- John and I go back.

Way back before the lie their way back before master lesbian we first met each other when Dick Lugar was in his second term that's off our back -- -- -- would not and and I love them dearly and I thought it took some moxie.

The whole thing about the president is the -- world.

Listen they -- plays off Broadway but killing George Bush I'd say that old habit of Glor but you know always respect in the office -- -- -- the way of the.

-- -- tiger make -- -- -- for me because one of the reasons that I I despise.

The far left and I do I mean on on liberal people of fine with me.

But the far left by -- that is because they do what you just pointed out big day.

Take a Republican or conservative or traditional Persian and you are no rules they just rip -- law.

In -- when they try to hurt him personally they try to hurt their families.

It's disgusting.

And I don't want to see that in.

The other precincts now I.

Get that from -- not what I thought he -- -- us elegantly just this and get that from -- -- let me read my latest shot and -- in my case he called mr.

Obama and after an AA.

Personally -- you're an F and anyway that's -- would want it wasn't that he was angry about the issue all right -- more than his eye set on the issue.

Right I think you Wear them too.

But depth personal if you you would this not the present.

All -- okay let's get the I did you're a lot of color.

There are a lot of other terms we can apply to French politicians.

Now we have a liberal guy.

Replacing Sarkozy.

Who now I've really had time to.

Hang around with Carla -- beautiful wife will even give up France walked.

What wasn't really I think.

The nanny state -- some odd things that people are watching a woman during Katrina they at a news crew there.

And there was water rising up relate wasn't torn -- yet but it was -- -- shin -- and she looked at the Cameron said come get me.

And I remembered that he forgot saying that that's of the nanny state does is it robs you of your ability to flee rising water I don't think you want any part of it.

Not want to watch the French kids.

-- -- I've been in Paris French kids live like there's no tomorrow.

Anything goes there nightclubs the absolute craziest.

And somehow the nanny state.

Now has them flipping -- -- over in the suburbs of Paris because they're worried about their dental benefits that will come in their mid sixties.

I don't know what that phenomena and it is but I don't think it's good for our culture I don't think it's good for a group for young people to rob them of their motivation like that.

French has always been a little spineless about this -- never go past the car a lot that's have a sale and they have that happen inflated.

Yeah -- outsiders all over the place -- that's how much the backbone the French check out.

And I think they need to be a little moral looks like Neville Chamberlain.

And -- -- Wilt Chamberlain tonight -- -- -- -- scored a hundred points bilateral country's gonna well they've got troubled era it.

I always not surprise -- elect Sarkozy because he raised the retirement age from sixty.

To sixty who.

How outrageous.

You and I Miller we would have been retired watt nine years ago that that -- -- case so by -- really good.

-- -- -- -- -- -- We don't have any money.

So we got to raise the retirement -- -- for people now but down the role.

For the people who you pointing out there who did -- smoke and -- do you drink in the little thing the upper teens say eight bucks a pop fifth you know all this bit -- Did you -- on there and they want their prostate medicine covered under seven.

-- and I want no wonder I think it's a -- out and bringing.

That they can't get the full pensions.

Act -- the -- is 62 -- sixty and they get eight weeks guaranteed vacation.

Hey wait ever go to France -- in August.

No one married we you and I can go and we -- -- the whole city.

No one is there the rather very -- topless -- -- And many of them shouldn't be.

Well that's the least of my probably France right there.

My problem France's they have -- days running through their veins.

-- don't I wouldn't talk about you talk about friends coming over here for -- sake not of sloppy at.

And we see an incursion like this -- messengers -- I don't got -- -- there and since you're let me set it up way it.

Miller Miller alerted us to this story.

Missed the Commonwealth of Massachusetts have passed a bill these skinheads -- we voted on this to -- bake sales in schools.

Take it away Miller.

What's nice but I know those guys -- -- -- life that Bunker -- we're serving as the last line of defense.

Between son my 21 century worker kid named shot -- in a -- lot of banks now.

Nice to know we put our lives bubble -- for that puts it if Massachusetts has problems and they want.

-- -- -- -- -- You know there's a lot of hidden sugar catcher forget the bake sales hit the ketchup off the table I -- -- Massachusetts Senator John Kerry will -- jump on that grenade and a second.

And a second to protect the next day.

Get credit got to have John if you care about -- and the -- -- -- the solution.

Humid she.

Exactly the I want everybody be alerted all you kids in magic -- it.

Nobody died August 1 of this year if you bring in a -- hey didn't you could -- and costs.

Now -- need all the -- you want kids you stay away from that red sauce on the table and catch it it's that bad her.

Dennis Miller everybody and here is the boulder -- scorecard just fifty tickets left for the big show this coming Saturday evening a town hall.

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