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So commencement addresses are coming in nobody's asked me yet that's not to stop me from doing -- here.
Actually I'm not really commencing -- Classes he took on symbolism gender oppression.
Patriarchy and deconstruction -- and forget him.
Liberal arts are no help out here academia tempted to do battle with -- silly straw not a sort.
And they'll most speakers praised college while condemning the rat race the opposite is the case the rat race is -- started zero and you -- -- leave those zeros.
-- he faculty lounge behind -- have the guts to leave.
-- -- -- You're never get a key to anything celebrating who you Lar.
Self involvement makes your failures hurt more stop thinking about yourself.
And failures become instructive without being debilitating that fear of trying has been replaced with a thirst for opportunity -- -- who you are and focus on what to do.
And what's that.
Anywhere there's dignity in all work.
Except for porn or media matters but get a job any job and never put reward before effort video games blues vacation.
More -- those -- the -- it's not that sticks always get up before you won't get up when you wake up and avoid those who don't.
Lastly -- social networks the last thing you need is a nude photo letting on a desk before a job interview.
That's why Bob never got a call back from the musical cats.
It's true you could have been a Broadway star Bob Baghdad but.
But that movie you made in Germany the -- can't -- that is viral hit fat but a lot of things went viral.
Population of Bob Berlin was viral my wonderful -- -- that I.
That he did and first of all I think some he would seven basis says I think.
You know you get such -- anti I'll use another Rivera won't that's just gonna have to his role that it it'll be it'll go away.
-- it's going to be harder to get.
Sex if you get a college.
You know that.
You want to be a lawyer and -- 400 docket no it's too disgusting.
And so what you really want.
I do is try to be a professional poker player in Vegas -- I walked up short or structural business.
The -- that is starters district argument the fortunes.
You should be doing the commencement address at Harvard.
I really good I did the -- suggested a pretty much I really did.
I have yeah better than Rodney Dangerfield.
Old school yeah I don't think the average you didn't.
That would have taken any of that -- added to what advice if you were doing a commencement address right now who what would -- say I would say.
You never stop paying your dues.
I feel like we were fed so much positive.
You're ready to go you're not ready to go out they tell -- you're ready you're still not ready.
And another thing because these kids they're you know they're they're Eagles are blown up they don't count on it right.
And successes much sweeter when -- self made.
And I think that's really true I mean at.
They'll tell you women you're gonna get out you're not gonna make as much money is -- you're gonna it's gonna be unfair playing field like you talked about understudy played that's not too.
Ultimately little case I don't but judges good -- -- waitresses and -- I don't do that -- the.
You know and only an undercard -- sold -- could come -- to be at the very well Washington should I go into that -- trading in the the corporate world wolves were if that's not where the powers -- the money in the -- -- the Wall Street down there it's shifted to Washington DC.
So my only advice to be if you're into that sort of thing the money in the power.
Had right to DC I mean become a lobbyist bloggers -- about Kim not edit I know commencement speaker across the country that is it gonna say that but it hasn't -- And what about you -- I've got a couple which is you see you same people on the way up that you see on the way down.
And that you better be nice to everybody that the cost and it's accurate -- you are right to worry about the work life balance.
Yeah yeah you don't not Intel like an in your mid thirties -- something that you don't have a life.
For a reason you are supposed to -- and -- and don't get married for 35.
You said don't get married at all well -- of that should -- that I mean I did in -- -- -- is tough institution.
But you know fine you're doing 2100.
Working toward more -- would be hard to be married and have that strip club and where Indonesia notes what it -- reduce taxes back to America and repatriate your money -- -- those --
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