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So commencement addresses are coming in nobody asked me yet that's not gonna stop me from doing -- here.
Actually I'm not really commencing -- Classes he took on symbolism gender oppression.
Patriarchy and deconstruction -- and forget -- liberal arts are no help out here academia said -- do battle with this silly straw not a -- And they'll most speakers -- college while condemning the rat race the opposite is the case the rat race is what you started zero and you flourished so leave those zeros.
In -- faculty lounge behind it it had the guts to leave here's the -- You're never gonna achieve anything celebrating who you Lar.
Self involvement makes your failures hurt more stop thinking about yourself.
And failures become instructive without being debilitating the fear of trying is that replaced with a thirst for opportunity so forget who you are -- focus on what to do.
And what's that.
There's dignity in all work except for porn or media matters but get a job any job and never put reward before effort.
Video games blues vacation.
More -- those of the care it's not the sticks always get up before you won't get up when you wake up and avoid those who don't.
Lastly -- social networks the last thing you need is a nude photo letting -- -- -- before a job interview.
That's why Bob never got a call back from the musical cats.
It's true you could have been a Broadway star Bob Baghdad but.
But that movie you made in Germany the -- energy into this that is your viral hits and a lot of things went viral.
Population of Bob Berlin was viral not my comfortable -- -- that I.
-- -- And first of all I think some he would -- -- -- it says I think.
You know you get such good hands they'll use another Rivera won't -- -- can add to his role that it it'll be it'll go away.
Now it's going to be harder to get.
Sex if you got to college.
You know that.
You wanna be a lawyer and had 400 docket no it's too disgusting -- what you really want to do is try to be a professional poker player in Vegas is no.
I bought up short -- -- structural business and to tout that as starters extra hard -- make a fortune.
You should be doing the commencement address at Harvard.
Actually -- I did the two men suggested a pretty much I really didn't have a G.
Yeah better than Rodney Dangerfield.
Old school -- don't think the average you didn't.
-- -- -- -- That would have taken any of that bystander to what advice if you -- a commencement address right now who what would you say I would say.
You never stop paying your -- I feel like we were -- so much positive.
You're ready to go you're not ready to go out they tell you you're ready you're so not ready.
And another thing because these kids -- you know they're they're Eagles are blown up they don't tell on -- life and success is much sweeter when your self made.
And I think that's really -- I -- at.
They'll tell you women you're gonna get out you're not gonna make as much money as men you're gonna it's gonna be unfair playing -- like you talked about gender studies -- that's not too so the good old days I don't but judges -- -- -- great tradition of Greek.
I don't do that Erica.
You know and only to get your.
Aren't so I can come out to -- at the very well Washington should I going to that I wanna get instant trading audience because the corporate world walls were if that's not where the powers anymore the money in the -- -- -- -- Wall Street down there.
It's shifted to Washington DC so my only advice -- be if you're into that sort of thing the money in the power.
-- right to DC I mean.
Hello lobbies bloggers -- that Tim not that that is I know commencement speaker across the country this is it gonna say that but it -- -- And what about Sudan I've -- a couple which is you see you same people on the way up that you see on the way down.
And that you better be nice to everybody doesn't cost that center also you -- -- to worry about the work life balance.
Yeah yeah you don't not and sell it like it in the near mid thirties -- something that you don't have a life for a reason you.
Are supposed to born out of -- and don't get married before you're 35.
You said don't get married at all well that's -- that's -- -- that I mean I did but I Hussein is tough institution.
But you know -- you're doing 2100.
Fortunately for I would be hard to be married and have that strip club and where Indonesia -- notes what it does reduce taxes back to America and repatriate your money absolutely out of those Protestant -- I certainly went well that's great advice.
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