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Normally I'd hate gays.
-- tides de Saint Patrick's Day.
Doris Day but Mother's Day is different since mom serve the most -- function not earth.
No matter what men do fight wars build bridges -- bit not shows it -- when compared to the one thing that keeps this planet percolating giving birth.
-- are disposable women are vital that's not opinion that's biology by reproductive design women are precious because they're carrying the cargo.
-- just dropped off.
And yes I know women have come a long way they even drive in some states Kimberly yes but if all they do in life is -- a great mobbed and that's awesome.
-- feminists have -- full time motherhood is silly and old fashioned maybe they're right.
I mean what do moms do really sure you carry this thing inside you for nine months and and after you give birth to your body never really is the same -- of course what's your mom all your personal desires become secondary as a survival of the child becomes your -- priority.
Which then leads you to worry each day and every night that the little one will turn out right.
How easy is it that.
Maybe I'd hate Mother's Day.
If anything it's an affront to all women who think full time moms have never worked it day in their lives which reminds -- -- good joke.
What do you call an angry feminist on Mother's Day.
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-- that comment about saying we that is our bodies -- figure you are an exception for some reason eat every time you dedicate your body gets better legally.
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Whose mothers your a live -- stay hot hot hot I honestly it's not my grandmother's enemy would you -- right there.
And that I would we're probably -- there aren't good weather that's coming as the mom -- at Harvard and KG what -- -- got planned for you.
We're gonna go to Brentson.
And apparently expect that at with a -- -- -- -- -- car and it and I modern family are gonna happen.
And have a little picnic in the -- that's that's how that's done in little red dig at sent -- part central part.
A brand New York so elegant -- a -- -- that the first on with his school project that we worked on.
But get -- and like I can't -- can't -- -- there is no denying that kid Kimberly -- just like you must be the mouth.
Kids Andrea what are your plans and -- now -- your -- around here.
She's in Allentown Pennsylvania very close you better take the Bieber -- Why yes the Dutch bus exactly highway 78 cent -- -- bill.
But the second guess they'll -- about it plus slightly to take when we would -- let's talk about my -- -- -- the and -- -- ultimately detonate saying I got my mama.
My little brother Daniel when he was little and are -- here all my mommy I talk about my -- lot on the show them my mom is the glue of the Stanley there's -- Monroe's little at all.
And she is such a wise kind woman she really is she raised four kids.
And was by my father's side building businesses together she really is a sharp caring wonderful lady.
And the quote that sums her up as the George Washington quote that says.
All Miami I go to my mother the and that's so true she pushed me to get -- politics she push me to learn of until languages she push me an inspired me and she's the reason why -- in politics of Bob you can thank my mom for driving -- -- So -- she was the glue and your family and Bob sniffed the -- -- Hispanic.
You're right I did not -- -- -- -- -- passed away about a ten years ago which she was.
Unbelievably wonderful and -- a mile Mans up and split there's me and my mom right there.
My mother used to be a model actually in New York City she was a chesterfield -- time squared away there's laid out smoke -- -- -- She's there was a remarkable woman in many ways she had to pick it up I mean she was jets and I'll -- problem we all that but.
She was she kept -- together when the old man up and split left through all kinds of bills -- -- always appreciate that and I -- to this day and.
We -- late model.
Was out like model of -- no it doesn't really short shorts I thought I know they were like daisy dukes and expect us and I can't very quickly and Italian boy who is is never left his mom mom's -- technically she passed away years ago and it still feels like it happened yesterday.
Mom love you -- you grim picture.
We do have picture of when that she's on the left we're in the white there.
-- you -- you love you and that's it guys love the sun without they're really.
I did on set and have that picture up my mom to -- bring forward that if you've got to my friends -- -- -- five my mom said this many heading.
Delphi out listening to Albanian loved her so much is why not let -- and she came to.
San Francisco she -- my little -- nice to pass -- has ten.
-- -- mean I remember her today like it was yesterday which is it.
You return my friend my -- people know Jackie from red eyes he often calls in in Chicago says she's doing good she's eighty set in in Nazis got a crazy sense of humor she loves to party.
Saturday's party in the army -- -- -- that is the local swinger.
To get that -- -- up to twenty miles an hour due back flips to you while holding a glass of yen it's kind of impressive it.
Anyway -- this I -- -- the flowers she should be getting them as I speak.
I was on the last truck before I go and I say -- you know the bomb in my life my -- like smoke now what did it with.
Yes well a lot -- -- And it isn't limited to look like she had a baby there are issues like -- -- -- a lot better back up.
I'm not like a woman it tonight you when you hit on how about that's accused there there has been away.
That's the only way you know you are right wherever you go -- like tonight you'll like it yeah I -- all right -- why.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- Families -- original rock they know they're from their jerseys had multiple I think John -- You like the modern day I wasn't the one wearing white short shorts that's your that was Bob are.
One would think it's up -- if -- -- now I'll throw away all your stuffed animals.
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