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Normally I'd hate gays.
Out -- gates -- Patrick's day Doris Day.
But Mother's Day is different since mom serve the most support function not earth.
No matter what men do fight wars build bridges -- bit not shows it -- when compared to the one thing that keeps this planet percolating giving birth.
-- are disposable women are vital that's not opinion that's biology by reproductive -- women are precious because they're carrying the cargo.
-- just dropped -- off.
And yes I know women have come a long way they even drive in some states Kimberly yes but if all they do in life is -- a great mobbed and that's awesome.
-- feminists have -- full time motherhood is silly and old fashioned maybe they're right.
I mean what do moms do really sure you carry this thing inside you for nine months and and after you give birth your body never really is the same.
And of course what's your mom all your personal desires becomes secondary at the survival of the child becomes your -- priority.
Which then leads you to worry each day in every night that the little one will turn out right.
How easy is it that.
Maybe I'd hate Mother's Day.
If any -- it's an affront to all women who think full time moms have never worked it day in their lives which -- even good joke.
What do you call an angry feminist on Mother's Day.
Everybody has I think his view of the -- comic opera I.
He's -- that comment about saying we that is our bodies -- figure you are an exception for some reason you everytime you dedicate your body gets better legal.
I started not urban -- and get me down I'm not I don't I don't get.
Whose mothers your alive years -- I got off I honestly it's not my grandmother's enemy would you -- right there.
That Woodward who else aren't sure what that's on the that's the -- -- Harvard and KG what has grown and got planned for you.
-- we're gonna go to Brentson.
Expect it to end up with a -- -- -- -- -- car and an and I modern family -- -- happen.
And have a little picnic in the park that's that's that's and in little red digs at -- -- part Central Park.
But a brand New York so elegant in the -- that the first on with his school project that we I worked on.
Look at some like -- -- I can't drop I can't talk there's no denying that kid can relate -- -- like you must be the mouth.
Kids Andrea what are your plans and -- your -- around here.
She's in Allentown Pennsylvania very close you better take -- Bieber bus.
Why yes the Dutch bus exactly highway 78 cent West -- bill.
What the heck it's oh god I'm not a bus like me to take when we would yell let's talk about my -- and the and how exactly that main thing about mama.
My little brother Daniel when he was little -- -- here my mommy I talk about my -- lot on the show them my mom is the glue of the Stanley there's Monroe's.
And she is such a wise kind woman she really is she raised four kids.
And was by my father's side building businesses together she really is a sharp caring wonderful lady.
And the quote that sums -- up as the George Washington quote that says.
All Miami I go to my mother the and that's so true she pushed me to get -- politics she push me to learn of until languages she pushed me in inspired me and she's the reason why I'm in politics of Bob you can thank my mom for driving -- -- So -- she was the glue and your family and Bob sniffed the -- -- -- -- -- I did not -- Angel on my mother passed away about a ten years ago which she was.
Unbelievably wonderful and -- a mile Mans up and split there's me and my mom right there.
My mother used to be a model actually in New York City she was a chesterfield girl time squared away there's laid out smoke -- -- -- She's there was a remarkable woman and anyway she had to pick it up I mean she was jets and I'll -- problems we all did but.
She was she kept fairly together when the old man up and split left to look as bills -- -- always appreciate that and admission to this day.
We -- late model.
-- -- model of car and no it doesn't really short -- but I know they were like daisy dukes exec S can't very quickly -- Italian boy who is is never left his mom mom's -- technically she passed away years ago and it still feels like it happened yesterday.
Mom love you and you live picture.
He would've picture -- issues in the -- where in the white there.
-- you -- you love you and that's it guys loved the sun -- that they're really.
I did wanna say I didn't have except my mom to bring forward that if you've got to my friends -- -- and a five my mom and a citizen that he had an.
-- -- as an Angel baby is loved her so much is why not when the -- she came to.
San Francisco she raise my little brother I should pass -- has ten.
But sadly I remember her today like it was yesterday which is yet.
You return my friend my mom people know Jackie from red eyes he often calls in in Chicago says he's doing good she's 87 in Nazis got a crazy -- -- -- -- -- Loves to party.
Saturday's party in the army guy who haven't.
That he's a -- -- I.
To get that thing going up to twenty miles an hour due back flips -- while holding a glass of yen it's kind of impressive -- Anyway -- this I sent -- the flowers you should be getting them as I speak.
I was on the last truck before I go can I say they get the bomb in my life my wife -- it's not like -- if if yes well lots Hamas.
And it isn't limited and look like she had a baby there issues like -- goods -- a lot better that I'll.
-- like a woman it tonight you when you hit on how about that accused there -- there has anyway so didn't the only way.
Don't you are right wherever you go -- like you like it yeah I -- all.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Yeah look it up family original -- any other from their -- I don't that's right John Kerry's you like the modern day I was in the one wearing white shorts shorts that's your that was by.
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