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Thanks there was a Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment and -- you -- you this -- of Southern California always in New York City tonight terrorizing the local population doing.
Just want -- thirty blocks down yeah on my -- For people coming towards me text and not paying attention -- put a shoulder and each one of them like that Ronnie -- it was -- good -- felt like -- threat on a -- Arctic bumper cars now and I walked out on the streets in New York people -- -- -- -- giving it out you know Rafael hill -- and many other Soledad you -- spending a lot like the little little.
Were foreign Val Kilmer shoulder and willow didn't.
I now I'm sure you were glued to the view and president Obama's on -- these click the gossip gallons and even punish him -- fashioning new we now have -- get a blogs say cold Peru is White House.
Yeah back happy -- is the whole thing listen.
I think it's appropriate because like I've said before I find Obama's to be a card -- Sheehan presidency I think he's a likable guy.
But if you press anybody and say why do you like it.
They don't really know so it's this -- current candidate they like him.
Because he's non threatening I think he's a president that basically looks like he did play basketball within -- -- -- -- it was a -- and everything on the planet save one thing being president for three and a half -- he doesn't understand the economy.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I think he's okay you what you wanna see here you me and him in just kicking around chestnut none what so you can hit a little bleak references you wouldn't understand.
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Balancing the budget.
-- -- -- -- Okay movie.
No -- -- big.
-- -- what's the most astounding part on the view is when he not only knew who Kim Kardashian was.
But he knew the exact date the Bruce Jenner turned in the mr.
drysdale secretary.
-- can use and have -- Yeah really yeah hillbilly.
-- know -- it.
-- -- All right now you have some suggestions from Mitt Romney's campaign correct.
Well listen I think you have got to I call the Romney campaign this way politics you I've worked for like three politicians of my life for try to.
The only wanna give you decent bounce it was not the other at least not giving you talk to you you know the the other two you can't get hold other -- So I try to call Romney and -- -- -- two ideas first off I pictured here few weeks ago it's a good idea that debt clock thing Billy the -- a graphic that clock like the birth clock outside hard rock cafe.
Slip -- along he steps in for 36 versions as high -- Mitt Romney.
And boom boom boom boom boom boom -- those rockets when I actually doesn't say anything just looks that looks like he looks out at.
252 argue that sending us I approve this that I don't approve of listening -- -- getting it is solid dead the dead is now rising like three million terminator for thirty seconds like McDonald's how many billions sold you know.
So yeah we just haven't sit there -- -- the devils are all like -- -- -- of his pocket his walk off the second one is.
And this one's probably time sensitive I can do it I was gonna give it to him but nobody -- -- against them.
Is that they should find a guy in the middle of America regular Joseph because -- must be a million people named this named George Clooney.
And hold a dinner party at this house and charged forty boxing had only forty bucks -- -- and then at the end of the night.
Romney comes -- with a check for 15100.
Dollars and as we made 15100.
Bucks tonight.
And you know what we made a statement to and I just walk away and everybody gets it the thing -- pitch him as the swell so he loves the -- what the swell.
Also he goes Albuquerque, New Mexico he gets George Clooney -- it yeah I'll put her foray into an attack or -- opens up as a little Barbeque.
All right he raised to 15100 bucks he said you would run as -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- For how appropriate -- nickname is the gophers.
I want everybody really.
Really got to go for.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- Let -- fifteen years of -- -- led us to the point that a woman could go a little men's room and why don't anymore than one next to a lacrosse player to take -- to -- -- -- -- yeah.
Does that mean he'll run for how does not think about -- Yeah.
It's -- point why would you want it.
Yeah.
I mean that bring high barely you know -- I can avoid the men's room I'm avoiding -- -- -- and -- say we is that Idaho's senators in there.
A quarter yeah he could be -- I'm doing and -- not go to the next -- the salt is why oh why I don't know machine.
Did ladies go ahead for today's trust me you'll see road -- clubs had an off into the distance you do not want to be in there I know if there's one big Virginia -- commercial stay in your -- you're gonna -- is a complete -- a war -- the other there are to be -- we're kind of -- -- don't know which way to go -- in -- that -- is.
The long.
-- -- -- Give them on your show.
Find out what Miller was thinking and if he had said -- we would have been under arrest aren't -- Dennis Miller.
So much I respect you I wild in the big time by the way Miller and I had a great time to bow to -- show last Saturday in New York City you know you guys he showed up did too.
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