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Halftime Report: 7/3/12

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    Jesse Joyce puts the 'guest ombudsman' in 'Red Eye' guest ombudsman

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Welcome back let's run out of we've gotten anything wrong so far that we go to Jesse Joyce thanks sandy you -- hey Al bill.

Yes I'd like -- thank you for taking the time to dress up like lieutenant Martin Riggs.

As the honorary chairman of the 1987 Tampa Saint Patrick's Day for it.

I think that's nice to hear from use stereotypical Irish bartender on loses his five dollar a great time before -- -- -- then after.

Bartenders do and I'm not aware that I have dressed like the 1996.

Chairman of the campus they -- they -- yeah.

Think coaches in turn -- -- I.

That is because baby boomers will not die.

-- -- yeah.

He stands ready I was watching that.

Incidentally Tom was not.

Tom was telling the truth Tom did not do any cocaine in college.

Bill did all of Tom's completed.

Just you know any college.

-- -- Bill -- recognize is in fact the word apparently the Oxford dictionary edits to mistake the identity up.

I feel like hell at least a couple of athletes an apology if it.

That's it was all -- cocaine that you did to -- that made you forget that you do that that was a word sometimes that is recognized and have Clorox.

Built by the way also you stated that old libertarians.

Commonly misspelled Jews yes.

-- -- -- most common misspelling of Jews is.

JO OP.

-- -- Yeah I don't buy that it's jail last.

I looked it up I don't care I write pamphlets right now.

And I -- yeah you might be right I don't know.

Tom.

Tommy concerned about his kids being upset with global warming in fairness.

Tom's kids were actually the bad guys from diehard so that explains why they -- Andy mentions.

When the the video with the dog in the -- yeah and then you said you kind of -- have sort of a fit of like flabbergasted and you're like -- what is wrong with this country -- right yeah that's well with the baby chicken video is from Mexico.

And for fifty pesos you can get your take picture taken -- with the dog and the chicken.

And for a 150 pesos you can eat either the dog -- And he also.

You said that.

That -- would have had to have -- -- billion year contract.

That is the employees who work at sea org you have to sign the billion year contract -- the people who work there the children themselves do not have to spend a billion years there.

They just go.

It for an indeterminate amount of time in fact according to their website.

That children they'll stay there for a billion years they returned their parents quotes.

As soon as they are good -- -- up.

Wolf thanks for correcting me and later.

And I'm proud of the -- that.

-- -- Caylee you talk about the 2000 election incidentally.

Nineteen year old were seven.

In 2000 elect it 2000 so I think they had very little to do with the Florida election.

-- even -- I'm EIU wanna I was using as a point to show that elections are close.

Add this one will be and I can and a 500 votes Kennedy kids don't show up -- -- stand then.

And hamsters out what was I -- -- fasting bills wrong thank you he's not that thank you got some club.

That I do yeah that -- and I like it awfully cents a.

And defense.

-- -- Caylee LC said in the bus monitor story.

There's a correction you said that the parents got off Scot free with this situation.

They did not.

The parents -- not get off Scot free in fact.

They are actually condemned to spend the rest of their lives as alcoholic Casey's.

That's true and think of that yeah ten.

What else that we have here all right -- -- -- be fair that was gonna happen anyway.

The I don't -- it's like their lot in life is pretty unfortunate as well.

Bill I suspect he learned about Scientology's from a South Park episode.

A trial according to whatever signing and in the exact order that South Park it.

I think -- Underlying truth of endorsing a South Park land boom -- through Charles.

Don't worry about Tom -- senior drink Thompson Franken chili's for someone's unattended beverage is to -- -- Well one of the guys that live out.

It's not going to the you're -- things that I've done that are on the -- circuit.

I'm -- -- I'm -- you're taking -- notes -- it's called upon them that doesn't believe it's.

I know look trying to -- your first time ever doing -- -- so why would you why would you know that I got a lot but really it's 3 in the morning who cares and I think.

How we got to do it again.

-- -- -- You're talking about -- bats Andy not only is Greece a country and a city like you mentioned but it is also musical any chicken tenders ingredient.

Okay.

I'm sort of you know and arguably that it just feel like I did you -- I feel like he just didn't.

-- it's just to punish you for showing the whole world wearing an undershirt.

You know that if you -- loosen your -- don't Wear an undershirt.

Real tragedy is bigger -- -- like no you just open one -- you don't have an undershirt showing 4812.

Behind.

I don't.

It is what -- -- it'll -- -- yeah well I don't know what Erica hill yes well I mean act on your shirt there we go like a grown man.

Yeah I'll.

I've always.

Suspected by the way that Tom was born in 1884.

And that he has a painting in his attic that ages.

And -- -- little story about taking newspaper money and going to the bank within or whatever was confirmation for that.

Head even more confirmation that that was the fact that you just so casually made it -- blogger references as though it happened yesterday and then.

I don't know that -- certain equipment.

Anyway lastly.

Could.

Bill Canada does in fact exists.

Where do you think -- -- up and hockey and low self esteem come from Mexico.

That's where dogs and chickens -- of any comfort that.

According to you indeed indicted guys that's that's all I got -- that's.

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