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You're -- to again apologize.
For the personal mistakes I have made I hope to be able to continue the work that the citizens of my district.
Elected me to do unfortunately the distractions that I have created has made that impossible.
So today I'm announcing my resignation from congress.
And -- the restaurant and good bye pervert.
I was actually Donald Trump it.
-- Anthony Weiner he wants a return to new York public service not as the naked cowboy but as a -- So why is he still -- for politics.
It's simple what else can he do he's the epitome of male Arrested Development.
No clear skills not even on the web he could even master Twitter forget a forklift.
Not that I'm much different but I keep my shorts on unless they start to its.
When I think.
-- means reading -- war.
-- an obsession with carelessness but a relentless immaturity that it backs tons of men.
-- the product that was decided -- -- children should be on their parents' health insurance until 26 by 26 I was slipping disks.
But it owes America beta males call the shots and in doing so they remind us that they should -- stayed in their rooms playing dungeons and dragons.
The geeks may have inherited the earth.
But they're no better prepared to -- it in the old cave men were under George W.
So let's not reward Anthony with a come back -- -- we can fulfill his nerd revenge fantasy.
Haven't they grown up lessons first -- -- -- Reilly.
But he does return -- -- the left -- cover for Bill Clinton they can certainly cover for Weiner.
There will be one silver lining the jokes will right themselves which is a big help for me on the five.
Bob I should -- -- I think -- -- decides to return.
-- to rise above right back would you ever did you ever give him.
We wanted to play like slides back sobriety if he rises back I don't think that's.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I said he would not all right that was that was my mistake going yeah yeah.
Thank -- I.
I thought -- Others can't inexperience and he would say.
It could do okay what you could you with him -- -- -- nothing you could allow already did that all the money in the world you could you build that this really.
I mean this is no chance and -- you got a forty -- Primary field that he could come up through that but.
We're you know -- his way through couldn't.
On from Bobby is getting any candidate you are -- your IR expert.
What what should be -- I was think that's a -- like this happens you go build an orphanage and back three years.
Leave the country yet go and build a cabin in the woods or something and are are you -- -- do something different and much like it did.
Get off -- the stage for a little while but he must.
Craved the -- like so much yeah I understatement does he really wanna run this city does -- -- -- protect and make this city run better.
Yeah I don't know how best to appease norm of his that's more about an -- it's definitely get the job that's yeah technically yeah I and then they say are not -- a better chance to be public advocate.
Honestly is there are no one now south -- can run -- odd thing -- I think that's I think he'd read Pope.
-- but I'm not there now.
Yeah nice thank you to make two quick points -- always have four point one million dollars and got campaign yes SO he's trying to figure out what to do a bit.
Why not run for a big job like mayor and honestly.
I don't think it's an off beat that he would.
Win a mayoral election here in in -- -- this place is crazy up -- tough to -- hits you're gonna come back and make a point.
It's still be number one most amazing -- media event in the entire history I like it when the helicopters fly waiting for this -- to step down applauds as a I did it not I'm wrong.
-- -- news media everywhere blank screen -- would go blank podium waiting for for.
I pictures and they should get up there yet to get up there and start talking it was one of the most surreal moments rusted -- her desk in the eighteenth floor writing and we're going like with Brent Barton.
-- overnight you got to execute.
-- yeah political question for you though.
One way to make it come back with a party would be to take that four point three million dollars that he has has -- -- and start making donations at fellow Democrats why can't he do that well.
I did for there are probably the idea bad idea but I think he wants to use -- other I think.
But -- -- gonna make you come back out on -- Cilic rub together on the perversion what it.
Speaking of wet I have to say -- having a laugh out loud today -- -- at the sexual -- and they can never be -- And any sent it Weiner is why back -- rested to -- him before it happens again.
Agree but I.
Is -- gonna drop them I mean.
It's as if to provide additional practice yet Israel on the -- not that travels a lot maybe CNET -- went -- -- a little romantic.
It's no I think it's for I think it's for power she likes being well but -- with Clinton yet -- more -- she's so what's your name -- that it will with a -- It was -- when he talking about.
I forget and you're thinking of a movie and -- -- Republicans I don't know that the.
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