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Thanks -- and Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment and I was directed the -- of Southern California joins us now for Santa Barbara.
Seeing that lets you listen to the -- -- in a jar segment you said.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when you get uncomfortable.
And squeamish about stuff.
When you need heroes that there in the -- -- wife -- just gone and the egg goes up and boom -- out of there you can't even listen got to win conversational long you know what I mean in order Carol let me just let us -- so I get the story straight.
-- kid can get a prophylactic get a vending machine -- grade school now.
But he can't get a juice box or is that not does that that's not what dad -- -- have a soda more than twelve ounces.
Saw a lot of I would say the condoms ribs and ribs cause obesity would that work.
I I -- listen I am so confused about this whole thing which is what you saw in that segment.
Pilots get into -- Condoleezza Rice possibly running with Mitt Romney and -- have floated out there you say.
Let's led to.
Like Condoleezza Rice I hope she doesn't run you know she's never been a political player.
I wouldn't wish these times on anybody I think we -- -- crappy time she sees -- woman.
She plays piano he looks great she's bright as anybody on the planet she's so sweet.
I wouldn't wish that swamp honor and a million years you know -- stay out of -- your civilian and the brightest civilian on the block.
But you don't have to answer the call you did your part enjoy life it's crap -- there right now.
Who would you like to see.
I think we discuss -- before but I forget who if you were in charge in -- viewer make him a call who would be to VP guy or gal.
Well you know Maine mister Smith -- -- it goes the Washington I think big Chris Christie ought to step up and I that's easy to catch our man.
The act guys got sharp elbows -- Romney and Christie.
Would be like Kevin Costner and Sean Connery in the untouchables.
You know Romney could play the Kevin Costner Elliott -- good guy and that he could play Sean Connery.
And you know Chris could -- as it.
Scalia get rid of the Chicago way you know that sort of thing well -- -- action packed take -- but what if Christie get somebody in a headlock and breaks their jaw which would probably happen on day three of the campaign.
Now wealthy could break Biden's job Biden couldn't talk -- might make a lot more sense to make our.
-- all right so Miller gonna write it down when this is serious Doug -- got to get on -- Jessica's law thing you know he's got to get on but are acts of Christian -- what's -- about Billy glad I don't know whether there I don't vote Cuomo and -- -- -- I'm gonna -- on -- campaign -- -- going on -- But Governor Cuomo and governor -- you gotta pay attention -- he can't have child rape is getting two years in prison.
That's not gonna sit in New York State I live here if I have to go to Albany and camp outside.
I'm gonna do that.
Well listen you know I said you get squeamish about certain things here -- the case you're indefatigable.
Here McGraw the crime dog -- protecting kids now there's a radio tech.
Tell them and no one really -- I -- -- that's fact I was gonna get.
Jessica's law and Jersey and new York and I don't care what the excuses are we gonna go get it.
All right now thought American Idol I -- -- -- -- Jennifer Lopez and a guy from arrow Smith and an -- way they're not they don't wanna do it anymore.
Miller what is happening to American civilization.
They should turn that show over every year I just hope John Roberts doesn't go over there now judge -- he's proven himself and say.
US should be yeah guides Miller lets you writing campaign Miller should be a -- think got Howard Stern on another -- -- day.
Is it Howard -- yes.
You should be on American Idol.
-- -- American Idol judge and a second.
Bush doesn't need to -- she looks better without it Roberts that I go over when you re do the shelf and you better Robertson Lee.
We do a hybrid where we combine American Idol and Hunger Games in each week the loser has to run for his life that's what would reinvigorate.
I allowing everybody to write in to fox broadcasting and say Miller has got to replace the -- Smith guy.
Do we know where the Aerosmith guys go on -- Aaron Smith guys go I think they live in Boston don't -- on our -- right and let's put it -- -- Aerosmith doesn't -- and you're went so -- I got David that would October saw this guy.
I thought he was a Comanche Indians.
I thought this was a western.
I thought they would have like bring -- back wagon train.
You know what I was there are.
-- crossed paths -- ability.
And he is it is bigger guy buddy yeah there is a good good busting guys but the look bad and yet really I wanna know how much long you we go with the extensions -- ninety -- has all this is my -- -- -- Norma Desmond but.
Now I had no alert I I have to confess I I don't need a lot of French food.
Because I heard if you do then -- compelled to -- -- and I don't like the look.
Rob why is that ASA -- frog -- Now what.
Is that Melissa Bell like it's a ghost is lever and they shoot the goose with enough food and make his liver that -- And can I tell -- hit it tastes great.
I thought I want you know you can't have you can't have while -- in California.
And listen I know when I hit it that my head hits the pillow at night.
I shouldn't be able to sleep.
Because you know adapt the and Donald doctorate of self serve finally get fed grain -- the Kwazulu.
You know we're talking about a world where they're taken kids.
Countries and doing the most atrocious.
I'm sorry blurred vision at some point it taste good shot oh that's all -- -- this state of California is outlawed it.
From -- because the dad -- is miss Ed yeah that's why listen.
You know Jerry Brown signed that they don't lose I don't -- all of gray.
Everybody else in California as well as some shelves but I'm gonna -- as to how much load in -- -- -- -- here.
Because it goose in New York City.
Can't -- sixteen -- so did you know that hey -- do this are outraged.
If you're an adult.
Don't know -- really don't be my goal right now urban goes Brothers -- quite trust me it's worth a lot more effect.
Dennis Miller everybody there is on --
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