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Thanks -- -- -- Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight we last spoke with the sage of Southern California Mitt Romney had not yet selected his running mate but now.
As we all know Paul -- got so Miller joins us from Santa Barbara what do you think -- the back.
Well listen you know when you see what Biden's they're doing at least Ryan has 6% body fat I figure Biden's got 8% body fat between his ears -- the display.
And it appears as if he's gotten from plagiarize and -- panic.
The plagiarize and -- -- Kano attack.
I guess diesel auto lopsided because.
He's got to be nervous about this impending debate -- Bryant I mean that's gotta be in his head.
I figure India elementary track is -- here than a college senior who just drank tap water in Guadalajara on spring break.
He's got to be freaked out I like Ryan they're gonna -- try to demonize them.
Although you know that I don't believe he's the guy who pushes the old woman but you know -- I watched that commercial out and -- that the old woman he's pushing up the clippers Pelosi.
I you know you -- about -- ahead.
I'd do it I knew you didn't say that we have that spot by the way there's a new spot.
That we're gonna have with Julian -- right after you so people should stick around all right so -- year old.
Why and is a good pick was I know you're kind of rubio guy right at one point.
Listen I must say this -- at this point in history to be nice to have somebody as we're being called racist then they're being called you know that he's assisted in the -- of -- cancer person.
It be nice to have somebody and -- -- can -- -- -- it -- -- like YouTube video and lay out what we believe it would be cathartic to me at this point.
And I think Ryan brings an ancillary plus I think he'd be a good.
Full debate partner and those mock debates.
For Romney because they think he'd be Agile enough that he could say here's what I think -- Obama's gonna say here and I think he'd be a good though the student could teach the teacher there during those debates I think he'd help Romney in that regard.
No I heard a rumor that Chris Christie who's going to deliver the keynote address at the Republican Convention.
Has hired you to write his speech.
That you know encrypt -- in Chris you're gonna teen mom.
-- Christie seems -- Christie sees this -- very well for himself if I was him.
I do a full look abroad -- -- that convention I'd come up what a big fish wrapped in a newspaper.
Wrote on the stage and just get.
PLO for everybody out here who's getting -- got a moron grifter like Biden insinuating or slave traders please somebody throw down at that convention and on you -- -- you want full throttle.
Chris I won it from Christie yes I wanted to come out and -- the chilly result grabbed the camera step on.
I think he might I really think that that he might be might go out there just scorched.
Earth.
In Tampa which is.
Hot as well okay a little bit south do you in Anaheim California.
Some Muslim woman -- working at Disney -- the head scarf -- what -- religion dictates and she says that Disney.
Let her goal because of her a tire and you say.
I just wish that everybody would lighten up a little you know if she wants to work today is -- -- he Jabber you know the thing looks like the the table cloth from the spaghetti seen in the Alley in late in the -- she wants aware that can't see where the miles -- on top of that.
Would that be are does that give -- a fat wallets lettering and all the rules anymore all I know I was at some point you got an employer if they got -- guard for God's sake I.
We had kids run -- -- dressed as upload all it's -- 110 degrees and -- and they're not allowed to sue I did she like not.
I just what do you do -- -- put the picture of the young woman back on.
On -- on the screen please write to you want her to Wear this in with respect to Islam would have mouse ears on top of it.
Is that what you're suggesting -- look.
-- when you -- bald -- when you were when they put a bald -- on first and they put the weight on top of that I think the miles Sears looks tonight on top of that.
And you know it's not everybody that we ever notice how I just wanna point out that have you had said that in Iran and they would have be headed you already.
What let's -- imagine this -- so what -- -- what was gonna make a lot of money I guarantee you.
You're Jewish guy you send up let you sharpening beyond what got to run the spin art -- that Six Flags over Tehran.
You're I shall we say let go by launch back.
All right celebrity couples Forbes magazine.
Make a lot of money to get right and number -- Beyoncé and Jay-Z apparently make 78.
Million dollars.
In the year ending of may 2000 -- well.
And you do you believe that first of all 78 million Easter.
I'll probably have sure Billy Idol I don't know much -- -- it to me they might look on daisies easy because it's a bit of us knows.
Every time I -- and called a genius I think I don't know much about it seems like people are trying to -- in any talks over.
Think we're trying to say -- -- cases leveling a nice song and he starts to pocket.
So please make -- 78 million -- that he is a freaking genius in the two slot you got Tom Brady who's a complete match.
And you got the woman who next to my wife is the hottest woman in this generation Gisele they deserve whatever they're just seven.
-- -- -- That's most that's got to come from her car.
McGrady is in war fifteen or sixteen with the patriots.
So she's she's a big bread winner there and -- we have Victoria said.
Victoria and David Beckham.
Who listen I don't get fifty -- you know the last.
The last time he hook the ball was you know back in the early sixties I -- And the simple fact this year appears to be one of the 45 -- interest -- people ever lived in the history of the planet aren't the -- says that.
Pendulum putter face like should try to spice -- -- -- -- the Olympic closing ceremony -- somebody forgot the I don't like somebody tighten the lid on that -- characters get -- all and he's -- and Iraqis -- satellite -- the chief park put her on the -- plot to blow that I don't get the two slot -- get.
The first -- I get her I don't get him in our head Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 45 million Jada Pinkett and -- -- heroes of mine.
Yeah Brad Pitt and his wife.
Angelina Jolie big big hero yeah I do -- -- are you write that okay I think they do the right thing I admire them immensely Dennis Miller everyone.
