Lessons learned from the 2012 Republican National Convention
Coming-out party for non-old, white guy Republicans
- Duration 5:42
- Date Aug 31, 2012
Coming-out party for non-old, white guy Republicans
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I loved it -- So what I learned this week -- my first convention well but the staff at the embassy suites in Tampa brand in Florida are efficient attractive and tolerant of New Yorkers most pretentious demands.
Dana requested distilled spring water and rose petals in her toilet disgusting but also OWS is dead in OWM.
Isn't far behind.
First let's -- the protesters who taunted police officers by dangling donuts at the end of fishing poles so clever so 99%.
After refusing to move -- pathetic fifteen minutes the protesters then asked the police for directions to their next protests.
The protesters asked cops for help after mocking them if there's anything lower than an occupier a worms probably peed on it.
Now to OW MR old white men.
Rockne speech was about as Vanilla as the stuff on his iPod he -- no harm which is fine -- the standouts turned out to be the women condi.
Miette Susanna as well as non caucasians like -- Davis and Marco Rubio.
If this convention is remembered beyond Clint Eastwood transporting us into an episode of twenty -- It's at the Republicans are starting to look less and less like an unlikely grinning Newt.
And that's their future it was -- coming out party for the non old white guy Republicans.
And I think it scared the demo.
-- -- It's just so Andrea I want to know I did see you -- all this trip what were you doing that's not true.
And by the way we've tangled -- in front of Bob's face to get him on the set -- -- -- go after Occupy Wall Street for the -- dangling stuff but your point on embassy suites I have to say.
They went above and beyond Carmen Jared Allen made the omelets -- who brought me my BLT's Marisa Bob rob the general manager.
Alley and David you guys are awesome and I'm sorry if I left anyone out but they went above and beyond to accommodate as they always had a smile on their face which is -- Working those long hours says thank you so this.
-- the messes that you looked -- your hotel room and what they had to deal with and how you how you gotta go in there I'll never now.
I returned it yet you did you did a petting zoo was shocked.
-- -- What's happening public pictures on communicated so the first one -- them -- short or there come up in but this was the site the most one of my life of this convention almost whatever walking by Rudy Giuliani's take a picture with -- you throw the next one up.
-- please tell you.
Scott Parker let me just tell us about the Wisconsin delegation fantastic people they let us now with them watched -- they were right up front because Wisconsin swing state -- and great -- guy and a great guy he knows what's going on -- -- what happened -- walked by.
New Jersey look what I found governor Chris Christie -- -- and everyone is just so nice there had a great time.
Up -- or your favorite moment well my favor of those I want -- quit today and just said about the hotel where there were great you know I think I would say is that there.
Lower rated movies were not nearly as does it should be need yet upgraded but won't be expensing those but I I I told Democrats it's an alert about Israel becoming bench and Republicans.
On balance though that benches taking the party that -- further right on balance that was it may be Monday's convention of the problem.
All right -- OK listen I loved the embassy suites at -- -- dancing into the -- -- cupcake in the bath -- it was fantastic.
-- Isaac who brought into these three all different peoples in the -- -- -- brought the Seattle it's -- is like -- never did this every night.
Hillary -- cupcakes in the bathtub.
Because I'm so I think my -- That was fantastic and housekeeping was amazing we -- hiding at PNC is wonderful rob was awesome I had a problem with my address in the dry cleaning.
And he came to my room and he drew in a dry throughout the kind of kid and and I.
That's all -- really my sources but if you mentioned all the names that you got a bunch of -- obviously rob that the G and Bob was an engineer there -- Allison Nelson man backed his machine I wouldn't even let me out -- from the Intel that's the big no more public -- -- -- the shuttle bus fees to take every day he was amazing he's part.
Eric wants to thank every hole shall liquor store in the umpire.
Area got -- -- I want.
I why you guys are at the convention I went and did a little sightseeing and I had brought some pictures a couple things I went and saw.
Here isn't -- -- just about a few miles outside of Tampa -- hey it not people that can we rolled in the next one Tom.
This is incredible if you just -- a few miles east.
The Saint Petersburg you see these big large -- he thinks I have no idea it -- yes and this of course is the Tampa canyon.
Top of the largest canyon.
In Tampa are also wanna point out that the best I have to say it all in -- and -- this thinks I forgot about this thinks about it this -- I have to say my favorite part of the show is -- that the thing was traveling with -- there's nobody on the planet like her she's like that she's more on time then I am.
He should be -- little carrying her sorry.
No -- time we had eight or 45 wake up call I think you were at the airport at -- what -- did that or an idea here.
Yeah good morning go to sleep all right yeah apparently I don't -- -- part it was real quick.
You also you had an awakening that -- cab driver -- -- -- ducky.
He taught you that maybe instead of using some words in your in your when you get angry you could use the word doc that's right I thought I was glad to get that out of here.