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'The Factor' welcomes Adam Carolla to the show

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    Newly minted 'Factor' contributor sounds off on the DNC and Clint Eastwood

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-- -- little segment tonight Adam -- now the new oil sector contribute here you see him each Monday.

If we can sober him up from the weekend.

Joins us now from Burbank California.

This is big for you right grow this is love kisses.

It's huge -- listen bill second only to the birth.

Of one of my twins took.

What happens is the most exciting to not the other and I never say which twin it that would be -- emotionally -- -- you know do we as right I mean this is like on the -- the man show when you.

Got that you know -- you remember that far back.

Now now but again with all the drugs we do out here now if I never remembers the weekend I got it.

-- OK so those while Republicans in Tampa doesn't get more exciting and does it.

He -- a good faith and there are old and Y eight and they don't dance well.

And kuwaitis who would I know your poll says differently and I didn't.

I I you know he should have been talking to the chair.

Any should've been talking to his hair because his hair is gone crazy.

And it's crazy old man Harris talked -- the hair should be the bumper sticker he looks like Phyllis Diller just got out of bed.

So would get that guy some -- made or something.

Look at eighty tool c'mon I mean is he's still got most of his hair and he's in good shape then you know some are gonna criticize appearance -- when he came -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- We understand we understand that he just basically said to the Romney people hey how many do what I want and if you don't like it.

I'm gonna pull out my Magnum the most powerful -- -- -- felt Blair -- so they let him do it orbit.

And it's funny which -- standing backstage and he was looking around and it.

He said all -- guy offered him a chair it's a good thing a guy didn't offer -- chamber pot.

Or spit -- because he -- talked about for fourteen minutes but I.

How I'm prepared can give me collate and make a few notes on the flight over -- -- an instant impact.

Do you study he didn't.

Land to the governor's -- advance his cause that.

I'm just saying that put a couple beats on a stand -- -- next time we're going to be in front of my glory and out -- aren't.

Now talking about.

You know organizes -- -- we go to Charlotte and we have this -- raid of militant women.

On the stage.

Saying that there under siege is a war against them.

And I'm on what war what what war do you know what war.

I don't know because we want you to pay for your own birth control.

That's an attack on your womb like we're flying -- predator drone.

Over your fallopian tube being and calling in a strike I don't get it like I like beer.

By I will pay for my own beer and you not paying for my beer is not a war on beer that's me being in charge of something.

That I and chest -- so that's fine with me and the other thing I thought was really weird.

Was every single Democrat started their story -- it.

My parents -- my grandparents came to this country with nothing that worked three jobs they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

He is -- the point we're trying to make that's deploy it.

Well where does the part of the story -- they decided to quit all three jobs and wait for the government to bring them IUDs and cheese.

OK but -- -- are -- not understanding the evolution of of our society in America it was OK for the parents and grandparents who worked three jobs and not rely on the government.

But not on us we're special people -- -- Few men who should call -- this is a -- title man.

And abide by the way there is one good thing about the convention being over.

Via -- -- as safely back in Los Angeles now and with his rock steady leadership.

We should we're going straight to him and I mean it with some tough sledding -- some.

Day three with -- award goes out of Los Angeles.

I really thought -- we -- -- the -- going to be -- we're just gonna come off the rails but that thank god he's got a guy that's got to see on a national level what we're dealing with.

Here on a local level that Nimrod -- and then runs.

No scroll not -- are.