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Greg and welcome back America coming up on a big show red -- chief political correspondent Mike Michelangelo with all the latest convention coverage.
Plus Biden with a -- Obama -- a barrel on the political pictures you won't believe.
Even though you probably already seen him a thousand times by now.
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Her name didn't ideally it's they're like what we are up to a rough start inside is considered a spring rolls -- I think they'll -- -- a polarity where beer pong ideal of some frat boys every Thursday sitting right next to me they great comedian Jim -- he's performing.
At the Internet fraud in Irvine I love Irvine California to great it's a great city of -- are spread out especially in the comedy club yet you know spend.
-- -- Steven -- Really yeah I went to college -- easier by.
That fact it really has no meaning that car right so.
This is our first show back after a two week break read I was -- for fox news's coverage of the conventions.
But we still want to give our take of what happened apple in Tampa and Charlotte.
So -- real live now to political correspondent Michael Michelson who was at both events for a recap now of course.
With these this coverages it was a slight tape delays of bear with that's Michael that might -- It's Greg what did you learn in Tampa in Charlotte's.
Hey great I'm here -- -- and I'm really excited to be reporting on the connections for you got.
It is the opening night of the Republican National Convention.
I was very excited to be here.
Mike I got to -- those credentials are not real and you know the conventions are over -- it's really -- -- -- not -- there's a lot of speakers right -- and -- run.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- It ended ten days ago I don't security noise what are you doing for ten days.
Credit isn't really excited to hear that I'll love him he doesn't love and great people here -- let alone a -- that you're in Tampa.
Mike it'll take you inside your office our office.
-- is you can see I have.
Everything I need that I.
You bloody here -- -- the conventions here in Tampa.
War -- ever any final thoughts.
That it can't look back you get a big law.
She is Biden's lap.
As a place to -- I speak of the possibly awesome bowed out.
-- black cap did hair plugs and the motorcycle club.
But Monday or Sunday actually Joseph Biden was visiting a diner and Ohio.
Campaigning at that when he ran into a group of bikers and offered -- lady I'd share pulling her nearly into his lap.
Yes his lap Joseph wasn't the only one getting close with voters last weekend in Florida Obama got -- bear hug.
The president had stopped at a pizza shop at Fort Pierce.
-- -- it's Florida right and chatted up the six foot 3260 pound owner.
You're -- you're below what.
That so unbecoming to the office I had to imagine them naked it.
Just to calm myself.
I got a -- EU and at first let's talk about the bear hug -- the pizza shop owner who violate the president's personable personal space.
Who know Michelle does that mom all the time I'll.
I don't get it is very comfortable -- and -- -- And who happens to Nancy Pelosi I would have got it -- she -- product that helped plan through.
Through congress and overnight do we have the part where he carries -- -- throws in the deep Fryer.
The edited that out.
Jim you take a lot of photos with celebrities -- -- too many innocent you obviously they're putting their arms around people and hugging them yes and I'm -- Dominican athletic support -- that yeah golf what that it would.
Did this guy go too far or -- -- reach you in anyway it's well I'm glad to see the Secret Service -- -- You're allowed to -- they've picked the commander in -- up and carry over Rio -- that this is not I I don't think it was reg but -- probably got a vibe that it was okay.
Sometimes nicely picked up by a muscular gentleman Bobby -- I -- -- -- -- all pay Amanda picking up this -- It's a good job -- it's funny because as a straight male and I can't emphasize that enough you don't have.
Being picked up by a large -- -- it felt protected absolutely -- I'm going to delay on the couch and do this to my head.
He has not done the letter to sit on my chest.
Sometimes you -- on the -- Diana should the president stature have been by and I keep look I look at that I think he wasn't.
But I think he was a little uncomfortable but I don't think it was written I felt like this was a release spontaneous moment that just happened and Cynthia does it didn't really bother me yeah I feel like these moments sort of humanize these politicians and make them more people unless politicians and police say that Obama's a robot.
-- -- -- Yeah I think it.
I wanted you to say that bill you hug a lot of bears very minute according.
No question just he -- into the masters and has stated he's lost the election has -- based on this one incidence.
You've all lost me.
First how dare you use the term captain hair plugs that -- was wary of Indiana we you know I don't I don't.
-- -- are made in Japan he was made and -- yeah.
Yeah and I don't haven't heard but I will say this the president was visiting this guy because he's very instrumental in organizing.
Blood donations from the community.
That his blood because whatever is in his blood would kill a small yeah.
I -- -- does.
Let's go against the HGH.
Stayed tight but they're all me people unless he and snapping them like it -- because that -- was -- or use our Joseph plumber with error I will take him.
I -- was a little weir yeah when I talk about what it looks like she -- sitting on his lap she was on the chair in front of him yes if I was Jill Biden I would've been like well what we've gone yet.
It looked like she was actually giving him a ride on her motorcycle.
How wonderful that's actually two I was -- it's kind of weird like these planes trains and -- yeah -- -- the shares and grow its update a couple of years ago.
It is it was definitely that kind of buy it reminds me of of of myself.
And uncle would he would -- -- -- would you like a new puppy yeah.
He he never did give you obligated now -- didn't get that elusive dog beverage out.
You can't say that divers coming -- -- happy cases.
-- big loser in this is that.
The editors of the onion because their depiction of Biden has always bid that shirtless guy in the neighborhood to watch his Camaro -- -- -- funny combines kinda really liked it.
Yeah he's become that Colombia I can't imagine it up and -- And he also recently -- a supporter on the -- is this basically spy gadgets on the loose he's like he's like.
Bad girls gone wild but it's Joseph Biden's gone wild see what I did there I.
I don't know how a lot of people don't do that it would seem that you can take that thing gone wild and put -- on to something else created.
No I don't need anything call lots of things the perfect so I -- It now a -- slow yeah.
I think I was it inspired as I think we all were by abortion night at the Democratic National Convention.
With name Rowell and Sandra Fluke calling for hard.
Austin paper condescension and and to top it all -- they had an actual felonious.
Forcible rape a -- Hey I -- -- it's baloney.
The average value of network I'm probably Polonia.
You are -- -- -- a union thugs as teachers strike.
-- -- Yet Chicago teachers is there any other guy walked up that job on Monday after negotiations with this city broke down giving 350000 children a day opera quiet reflection.
And a city where the average teacher's salaries over four million dollars a year both sides agree to walk -- isn't primarily about money.
The union had initially asked for 90% raise sixty -- don't nineteen and a school board president says the city opera only 16%.
Chicago mayor and my racket ball cup partner Rahm Emanuel calls it unnecessary strike of choices as the obstacles.
Our teacher evaluations and ability to fire teachers the union head claims the proposed valuation system is unfair to teachers because it's heavily.
Based on standardized test scores and as -- an account thing things like.
That would affect students' performance like poverty violence and sexy teachers -- -- on them.
Anyway yeah I was taking this in stride.
-- Malcolm's -- -- -- valuations which teachers find unfair that like you.
Are -- comedian -- you go when you're valuations are laughter they really are yeah.
Yes and that is your standardized test yet why can't if you have if you are judged it paid by laughter why can't they be judged it paid by the grades.
That there's students get or how that -- Eighties great that's a marvelous way of raising it I'm I wish I wasn't John's I'm laughing at how nice it would be a bucket of like it protest that yeah.
How about I may have -- tonight -- how to get checked for cleverness or are funny faces I would love to be competitive challenge I think is up 50% of alternative comedians do that.
-- -- Allison who wanted to spend X how about a point that.
I don't like that but you do that put -- -- I know right now and it's true I didn't wanna take the bus did -- die out day.
I like this story.
Because he got a former Obama chief of staff Rahm Emanuel.
-- going up against unions which is almost it's gotta be -- education.
-- see that here's what we rot in not having to deal with it.
But do you think Obama's gonna hopefully come in and save the day in some capacity I mean he's he may make this an issue that he sort of has to solve a problem he has the summit heard Rush Limbaugh talking about this today and I hadn't thought of it not -- but it would be really great for Obama if he can come step in and be.
You know the big man on campus and say let's all get along you give this you give that all make it work we'll solve the education problem together and have -- now now.
I mean an -- -- if he did that you have to be like Scott Walker yeah teachers' unions -- I mean it.
They they actually do have.
A way of testing how -- -- -- teachers are doing -- the Department of Education 79% of eighth graders in Chicago aren't proficient in reading.
80% are provisions in math and these teachers make 76000 dollars a year.
That's not including health -- not including pensions that's twice what the average Chicago one makes.
And they are striking over a 17%.
-- ban on.
But you don't -- he had these kids that 80% of the kids are proficient in math.
Or English that makes and that I didn't qualify that as a teacher that's not so -- -- outside riding gadget of the teachers on strike these students can actually step in.
And he's themselves.
Saturday it and you will hold out for the free contraception for one they have sex with her -- there you go out before it's actually it's the circle of life or death.
I don't know the Chicago -- you're from Chicago could you please move back generally don't write I don't what is it is like fifteen years too late.
And a dollar short or seven cents and 6000.
-- -- -- what and he couldn't.
For April 12 days off maybe for -- Chicago blizzard that hit -- bad -- away from the horde that was cool these kids can get a week's stop I hate them.
I will say to go to the gym -- an example of what -- -- valuations don't work.
Jim will be the first to tell you sometimes I had chances suggest sock he didn't really didn't want to put the -- is just -- And my kids I haven't met in the -- French in the Chicago land area for over thirty years she was great but you'll be first to tell yet sometimes kids just -- He can talk all you want you -- -- -- you want.
And parents are home period where Barack Obama that I couldn't bend their -- oftentimes the -- gone -- -- Their homework there's only so much you can do so devaluations.
Don't take that into.
I don't think the OK I I agree with you partly that they don't take all that into account but because they're standardized.
Every teacher has to deal with that sort of problem everywhere so it's the variables constant it's the same thing with like.
I would say you a red eyes ratings suck because we -- on for two weeks because of the elections but you know what.
I have to live by the race.
So I have what I got to do that's my standard even though we can go argue that I don't know what we were not at three -- that's gonna affect our rating does -- already showed tonight.
What are you doing here -- Yeah.
Highest rated shows ever -- I.
I think beauty of this story is that you took children's educations -- plucked out of toilet and segued into an excuse for poor -- huh.
You saw that coming up.
I would not worried about as serious because it is crazy murder rate got kids out there -- they had to have actual police found this chest the other problem you had to have parents looking for child care spending more money because they had to leave work early to see where their kids we're going to be needs and we're monitoring it sold an economic issue -- -- -- you.
Been to the Children's Museum in -- there is really don't like it essentially one gigantic ball that I'm not sure what they're teaching but I go -- -- -- and happy the last time could well enough.
Dirt box back until we have pretty cotton ball that -- you don't go to the ball that you and the -- Well no wonder those kids are so corny I.
Can't teach you any -- -- suspended all.
-- -- -- Jim I see him about to say something before -- move on another important this.
My childhood and I would stay home from school and have soup and watch the price is right that was I call a lot.
As Bob Barker and and for fat people to work without the proper -- and noted I was -- it was advanced nowadays on the West Coast has been sick of faking sick -- -- that stuff -- winning at yeah something that's it yeah.
I just would go to the bathroom for a while it is obligated to get it out -- that's tricky not -- -- the stomach at what actually give yourself.
Because you've gotta you gotta played the role tricky I would I did actually if you just -- -- get the -- get an easy out I didn't watch -- game with Charles Nelson Reilly any black.
Richard Dawson Brett Somers Klug and it was -- -- and it teaches kids how to stay at -- and their -- how do you really.
-- -- that pretended to be sick I practiced my account I learned the word -- for match game.
That -- as a person ever heard it there was like everybody that was still -- one of the blanks like uncle uncle Tom just came home from school and what -- usual anti.
Was with another man and he was blank and then it was like that's tightly -- -- I should I want -- data.
Good night I don't.
-- you can't do it out over.
We always had -- close friend named markets seem.
Exclaimed you're exercising -- prerogative not to disturb them yeah that wasn't it didn't sound like they were lifted weights.
-- really did they were doing a lot of grunting at the masculine sounding really is it really is but he was where's my -- did look like he was in great shape.
So I don't know networking outlets what do -- -- yeah.
That's -- I'm kidding I'm coming up.
It's -- two weeks.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Ileana I don't know yet know -- this is.
It totally addressed to her personal because this is a dress or -- -- and that we're getting it we're gonna get the real -- -- -- alternate.
-- -- -- Mildred today but isn't -- against Carolina and Mildred I'm coming up.
How do you get such powerful triceps and quads.
It's not a real topic to something -- asked me to see -- I'm not going to be really intrusive I tell you.
Blah blah blah hot chicks blah blah blah and so on video.
Many find it for -- -- behind -- in Britain whistling at women in making sexist comments.
Could soon be exit against the law prime minister David Cameron plans to sign a pledge to criminalize quote verbal non verbal or physical sexual harassment.
As -- the council of Europe's violence against women convention.
And a statement cannon explained quote.
The agreement is going to lift the standards of protection for women across Europe and crucially bring many more perpetrators to justice.
Acted anti street harassment advocate the way we see -- Is if you want to tackle that you tackle all of it you say no to all forms of unwanted sexual harassment that includes wolf whistling.
Comments everything I was so -- missiles on a Downing Street spokesman says it's too early to discuss.
Whether -- -- fines or jail time meanwhile let's take a look at how one British -- deals with all the unwanted cat calls she receives.
And some putt putt adorable like I I can't of course everybody is against.
The physical harassment stuff every its common sense but they're -- in stop.
That -- he's rooting crude vote.
I mean if -- somebody whistles that you should -- What what do you do that what do you find them arrest them I think you're being rationed your condemnation we can finally get Bill Clinton.
So for and that's -- law.
But he doesn't do that yes other people do that for -- -- did it ever gets in the case I have to.
-- -- -- in the green room about when it comes to street harassment all women are asking for detecting.
Stick to my stomach -- don't drag it comes right can't yell hey good look at what's cook and how across the freedom megaphone -- probably yet if you are time traveler aren't you just.
-- yeah it would salute and I can't whistle Steelers always like.
It's been on them.
Yeah that's ridiculously -- you -- British nonsense that that's terrible of them with speech yeah this is idiocy.
Yeah it's that's what I mean it doesn't wanna had a nice laugh but and it's going to be tough job but I predict what the soccer players that are getting -- believe that had to go to court because.
One of them made a quote racial comment that could be heard but -- lip reader.
Could read it.
So yeah court yet I was over that but to soccer players who did this story here but it was so complicated we decided he's on the back.
-- -- I -- -- display -- side by eighteen countries should America be next now.
I mean not everything's harassment I think people need to realize there is legitimate harassment but if you start using the term harassment will find everything.
Everything becomes -- physical races and you don't rolled his words around you save them for legitimate cases where these things actually -- -- whistling construction workers mostly that's on -- us.
Bill job you look at this you've been constantly harassing on the street Jude Law.
Are you worried that this might affect you -- what you call -- relationship with him.
They're creating did you blow law yet doesn't mean yeah I take great pride that I -- what this hot little numbers yeah what I don't understand.
Why they're doing -- and England's.
Because in England had no matter what face today is gonna send charming yes.
Lawyer -- yeah.
And pretty slid -- -- that's huge yeah exactly I'm not making the -- is what they do New York did you give it.
Girls will come by and I've seen as a midtown and into this diesel engines will be ours -- I know what is that.
You know it's a buddy of mine who I won't mention a new Yorker.
It deals to do that yeah -- thing.
I don't know what I -- always that.
How does how does that work what do you actually expect a woman can respond to romantically when you -- how then does it.
You that he hasn't gotten down general and back.
Yeah I didn't think she's gonna think there's a cat.
Yeah and it's easy to go -- -- to little cat -- -- -- -- fat little boys yeah.
Trapped in the.
Degrading music at integrating yes I don't want it absolutely does sound like you deleted scene and Mary Poppins blah.
These applicants -- a little things yeah yeah that might be from another country to who -- you have different ways of doing things.
Cultural I've actually resign myself now and is an attractive woman I'll just look at -- and yell just saying no get.
I saves you a lot of time you know the first time I'm not a big -- but the first time ever winked at somebody.
I was in church about that senate and it was a cute little blond girl little Bob haircut and I -- yeah.
And I thought what we're all you don't have -- shaking hands the idea he's beyond you and I realized it was a boy now.
And that's a true story.
Boy how things not -- yeah.
And oh yeah.
-- -- -- mean a lot of that on how different does -- then knowing that money had not exist.
I was awful behavior -- that was -- that was a foreshadowing of things to -- -- I think -- you learn to accept about yourself.
I was just -- We've broken a lot of new ground tonight I think give a comment on this show email us it's -- -- fox.com and and give a video of your animal doing something huge and slash or -- thing.
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He's -- so far -- that would get a TVs and leaving daddy hey Howard have a rights on Iraqi -- -- -- front -- the show there mispronounce a lot of names here.
And the introductions -- screwed up the introductions.
-- that went out.
-- -- -- -- I -- -- I think I need some time off right now because the let's see I was working -- -- -- -- what sort of floating around LA we got Hollywood friends I was in Tampa but nothing.
We should talk after the show I think I might have to take a week or something -- -- Robbed beaten and I'm just look at me look -- -- that I was terrible yeah.
You should take a couple weeks off -- we did because.
A lot of five every -- trying.
Did Labor Day -- your own fault map.
Biden with biker -- Obama get to bear hug I feel like I -- obligated to say it is and the Big Apple pizza owner did not throw the president I think.
Are you sure I'm positive I checked my sources tell me and yes.
Jimmy citizen service probably got a five the dog was -- -- at pizza owner Scott -- user did visit the White House back in June as part of his charity runs their vendors -- foundation so he probably wasn't unknown to them -- the current.
You're basically saying there was -- fire relationship yes so I believe you were correct so it was comfortable for everybody and I think that was the energy and swap them around.
Doesn't tell me about it in the first time is what -- -- yeah.
I thought it was a fun moment when actually it was -- lighthearted romp.
Let's say treat the most powerful man on the planet -- absolutely -- hell yeah but that petition to sign of respect in some cultures.
-- -- the Russians and the Chinese really think a lot of our president and he's looked -- up like some kind of weird smaller then -- I can't wait it got to save the next time Obama did it prudent Putin's gonna do that do the exact -- -- signing him.
Yet he's you know he -- out here.
-- they'll let me put a bit and actually what -- -- -- what is dumb stunts yeah sure let's ice fishing who has got the real man but yeah.
Siberian tigers that I got cup are better at his Beck and call -- -- -- danger beckon call had been let a lot of Byrd said Texas Siegfried Roy.
-- -- -- -- Could probably -- believe there intensely masculine.
And I didn't didn't work out too well for I don't remember which Siegfried or Roy Roy -- -- one of -- tough one.
-- you said that user is our Joe The Plumber with hair.
-- -- -- I'm more interest in the fact that his name is being do user.
This guy is any action movie we may have anything you gotta stop attacking the president and -- those Chinese men and -- and you're talking about earlier but they end user to do all -- Armitage.
I should be some people expect -- -- ladies yeah.
Like this what is venues -- already announced some things.
That they want.
-- perfect fit up a PowerPoint -- contributors actually Republicans so if you buy our human Democrats as well he voted for Obama.
Before any plans to vote for him to death absolutely -- that but he's a Republican he says he says he's -- I don't believe that you don't believe -- I always feel sad I want -- I -- this and -- as I always kind of like yeah whatever but you know what I'll -- it matters -- Some kind of makes you proud makes good pizza.
And maybe he might lift me up -- The Big Apple pizza in Florida.
Because their luck at my age you should know it's it's a lot of people who go to Florida I get that thank you.
Still -- it's -- chain but it's it's still wrong it's wrong don't do that.
That's the operative post points out that Big -- pizza actually got some negative Yelp reviews after the bear hug including this one which -- always -- -- it -- quote.
Well -- -- there but after seeing the owner grab our leftist president I felt compelled to disrespect -- establishment as much as the president disrespect our constitution.
-- got -- -- for thumbing your nose and all the small business owners this president has just respected for the last four years I guess you didn't build it.
You know what it is -- suggests.
If this guy.
Basically -- small business -- of his small business can grow through the notoriety.
But being around Obama so react he sold out his brother's.
There's nothing small about that -- -- then user for.
What -- that wouldn't.
-- is Aldridge.
-- what he did well and -- but none did -- have -- have -- interviews and Malaysia that.
It's yeah Malaysia.
That -- director of the up and up a Biden thing -- -- the -- -- Biden is he's like he's all did right.
And that's why like that in addition to -- these Democrat that's why he gets a pass all time it's like.
In his mind he's just like it's like.
Biker chick needs -- give by the -- -- to get close to my project like that's in -- -- I'm not a second that's what goes to his brain and that's it.
Kind of simple minded as another dollar -- -- JJ it is not even civil yeah it doesn't mean he's a moron he's just it's all did there's no.
-- thought process are right I just thought it was funny that no one in the media -- to look at fans say it looked a little inappropriate or maybe a little odd or it just they just sort of passed overhead -- -- I -- I just thought his wife's gonna decadent yet.
Can you got to get more yeah.
But I don't like getting -- look ahead.
-- Dodgers I think the media just because that's why -- I need it need it -- part of it is obviously if he's a Democrat or Republican he wouldn't get away with this stuff but it's also because even.
And that fact aside it's just he's it is and and in an in an era when every politician is like carefully manicured whenever he does sort of stand apart.
That was my house.
That's my point is that like I don't know if I would call it inappropriate because everybody complains about everything -- -- appropriate depth once in awhile little -- appropriateness.
I think what's charming about I exited -- -- and if Brian Dennehy would have gotten exactly.
I am now yeah right and I am always this kind of -- he does these ridiculous things -- come out of his mouth that never should that's his whole deal like there are some Clinton.
Ladies and gentlemen let me.
Yeah it doesn't pick up.
I don't know what that was my big -- That's.
Hey it's too -- seeing it more delicate made no sense.
Chicago Teachers Union goes on strike -- the average private teacher salaries not four million dollars a year.
To maybe 3058.
-- but that's not the issue pants are.
The body and you know I just escalated from there to about new -- it's about 74 to 76 grand.
And -- the eighty dollars is four million.
We know this have you seen the -- -- -- if you've created a paradox.
That we have knowledge of the future now.
And -- -- but yeah well we're we're.
Janet are you said you think President Obama might step in solve this problem I'm not that -- -- saying he should be impeached but yeah.
-- -- -- Now let's watch what I mean look clarified about -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ladies -- first time viewers who don't know where you stand on -- right I hope impeachment.
Forever forever even -- picked up on a pizzeria for it.
And -- the teachers are striking over or the 17% raise actually they're not as -- pointed out they've been offered six they've asked for ninety originally they've been offered sixteen.
Apparently money's not the issue here -- those evaluations that Greg was talking about.
And also the big thing for them -- they want teachers who have been laid off to be automatically re tired of a job spot opens and Emanuel in the city want to say no they just want.
And then have to re apply for the job and not necessarily get it those -- to two big issues there.
I just -- -- have to start teaching current events so they can read up on Scott Walker.
Well do you root for here and it's it's the manual vs the unions -- Movie by -- thought and -- my whole body and a how did it would be another good movie -- -- -- -- working on the side of its -- Paul Ryan had a beautiful response even know what I'm Rahm Emanuel isn't far off.
-- for him in this.
-- -- Greg I'm not sure what you think we got bad ratings -- two weeks weren't on ignited say that I -- that if we had.
We -- got that ratings because the Olympics we -- have that ratings because I've got your hopes up like waxing his.
-- you have no choice but to accept the ratings that we get.
-- which is what about what I was the and that comparison that teachers and and that valuations that protect kids might be coming from troubled -- Well every -- -- that.
Right -- -- I mean I think it did -- that it worries me when everything is based heavily on standardized tests I think maybe what it should worry you how.
Doesn't already I didn't really well on the -- standardized -- yeah.
I was -- AP list I just hope and thought wow yeah.
I couldn't even -- stands and.
You know -- an episode good times.
The standardized testing how they're biased on and Florida Evans.
Shut the teacher up.
By saying you don't understand certain things about our humidity and -- there what is.
TCB stand for and the guy initiate the options and one -- -- was that's cool baby and he should know taking care of business.
And that's a new feature on the show -- I saw a little bit cooler rerun of the -- -- cotton did you -- Brothers got out and play game what's happening at all.
Oh I get them ready and Gary -- all like woody you know win or lose based on how -- -- -- -- so.
How good I guess they all look like he's still not back the other kids bread they know god will.
Let's it children yet and -- -- something somebody I gotta go bill.
Are you two very -- help -- later aren't.
Coming -- John Travolta loves men shinning his upcoming projects but not on this show him.
What's up with -- Jay-Z and I guess I'll ask -- get home.
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Well holly Bonnie insurgents are reportedly -- -- pretty girls on FaceBook whatever that is.
The trick Australian troops -- giving -- military secrets according to an Aussie government review of military social media usage quote.
The tolley bond -- -- pictures of attractive women as the front of their FaceBook profiles and have befriended soldiers.
Soldiers and not recognize that people using fake profiles could capture information in movements that is exactly why take a different route to nail salon every time you never know.
Discussed in this shall we like being -- -- -- -- Lightning round Jim have you fallen for this at all and are you Stifel dating this man.
Yes -- -- what many times I find that the -- sexting with is actually a man and sandals holding a grenade launcher.
I have is Smart enough Australian soldiers like -- you say what are you wearing and she says I'll tell you if you give me your GPS coordinates ahead.
Yes it down without -- -- -- fit -- gap doesn't have but I.
I gotta tell -- this has happened to me many times but not with terrorists that would spam bots.
Does this mean we kind of one.
When they have to -- Internet trolls.
I think OK if you cannot respond so.
The two potential sex partners on the Internet and then being terrorists have won it sounds.
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And have our soldiers posed as hot sexy suicide bombers so we can learn with a terrorist I didn't really -- it.
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But -- baby's xylophone doing ran -- I'd like to think she's an applause -- to take a break we got some more cried when we return.
Welcome back in an interview -- he has said he never threw his support behind Occupy Wall Street because he didn't understand what it stood for.
-- call -- conversation -- with Russell Simmons about joining the movement the rapper said quote.
I'm not going to -- park and picked it got no idea what to do I don't know what the fight is about what do you want what do we know.
But that didn't die this is what bugs me about this I agree with him completely -- sense of the but he didn't GoDaddy didn't Wear shirts and the by the way just that -- -- -- -- the story the anniversary is next week.
For once and he went that he didn't throw his support behind it yes he has no idea what it stands for which is what most Americans have to say they they don't know exactly what they were to tell -- now there is a cohesive message which is the takedown of capitalism yet.
They just have really bad PR people so they -- trying to get their stuff together and put it out there.
During the convention well I didn't realize that we're coming up on the one year anniversary and wow what a difference it's me.
In my life I think and all of our lives that you'll remember this was -- -- -- Occupy Wall Street.
Well you always hear the protests -- recordings and a timer -- And just like contrast look at the -- after the Tea Party started.
Has changed politics the moral of genuinely -- what is occupied done -- and then.
Get some girls raped some people overdosed and kill all the billions of dollars in property damage and true then it's true it's -- Jenny.
If I make comedy that's sure -- We AIM -- like Hendrix.
I do what I -- about I.
Hi as even though I knew Jaycee is a big Obama -- he's -- Republican but he realized that capitalistic beliefs are the best police and that and in this Occupy Wall Street thing was.
Basically demonizing what you do for a living.
Well I think the important question is why a year later.
Does anybody care what she easy decision to Occupy Wall Street that's called errors -- -- it would it relevant to me.
Ten minutes after Occupy Wall Street what rappers think you're not that I'm trying to.
Did anybody but I don't I could care less if he -- it's great that states.
I don't care.
I never cared what he thought I don't care what you -- -- -- -- I don't kind of guiding Spain based healthcare and -- -- and -- what I like your references that are at least ten -- -- -- yeah -- brought -- back with -- he did I really I was getting very high.
I don't care what -- -- thing.
But let's look correct guess what I do I get a picture of flicker in the comedy -- and why might not surprise came on stage and put his arm around Indiana's -- action we took a photo together well hadn't read big daddies can stop an emerging market mutual funds from the last.
I don't think twice.
It is I really am a 44 year old man all right.
And -- the rapper is a little bit different because I don't have a Little Richard things could.
They didn't let -- yeah.
-- our eyes.
So close it out -- -- -- with something called the post game wrap up.
Starring some guy -- TVs -- -- And that maybe you should see full citizenship.
-- that you get a foxnews.com slash red -- That's how you're asking me questions -- We'll see you back -- 5 PM eastern time for the five coming up tomorrow night we have ambassador John Bolton Brooke Goldstein and he enjoys it.
Back -- -- leaving for the post him up.
Thanks Greg -- -- cannot tell us about these upcoming gigs of yours.
Well I and it's gonna be fun filled and -- the whole family.
There's there's a lot of seats you can bring the whole family I have to MVP and swinging it.
Yeah -- -- not doing the business -- he's -- in her mind and I I'll work that I knew our solid none of the stuff you saw on the -- special so it should be rather choppy and I'm prepared.
I yards I junior -- -- -- they are family friendly and thought yeah.
They really are you know what I'll do like a hooker -- I'll -- look at Melbourne is that the.
The -- and family we can't -- I'd get a guy he had any comment is that yes later this week I don't know what it's about because I haven't written it yet but committed genocide -- dot com we'll -- go to game seven now Obama.
Canadian on impeaching Obama I don't know banana or say about Sarah Palin made that Sarah Palin let me have never written about -- are actually new turf and I think you can.
-- what you have -- next couple weeks.
I'm speaking in Birmingham Alabama on Thursday night rally at North Carolina Sunday night -- a week off and then my new book comes out.
Really got a couple weeks they'll all this talk about the book yes we will not opening night with Marty winning my first night of drinking aspect -- -- I'm thinking -- that Friday and I.
That's been the planet lives around the finishing with me that that's exactly.
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