After the Show Show: Clayton the comedian
Clayton takes us through his stand up routine
- Duration 5:48
- Date Sep 29, 2012
Clayton takes us through his stand up routine
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-- -- -- -- You drink all these guys I don't remember now do you have to return the cup that's under the -- -- -- -- -- I don't assets is like -- bit of nearly Atlantis -- reporters Clayton Morris.
Yeah do you let me see this now and I don't think so -- -- -- plastic it's it's it's down -- -- its full gold meeting plastic so do you think drinking out of this is a bad idea.
-- -- -- -- -- -- Now yes a little -- Eric Davis and talked about my family -- talked about having kids and you know was talking about -- house changes your life and -- I mean I realize as a as a parent that there are two groups of people there only two groups of people in this world that's it.
There are those who have kids and there's those who don't -- always there and both groups are jealous of the other.
And they feel sorry for the other group.
Someone through that whole thing talked about -- That's the big guys -- and -- -- -- to be there -- my friends couldn't know you know in all honesty I was wanting to go I couldn't get this one off out.
I was just so I know I don't.
Events that involved it -- it's.
You never mention it.
It's you didn't -- -- answer I can get I didn't have to of the New York Post mentioned it for me I'd call and let's -- I think to like Google alert for you need because I didn't.
No it you know -- -- me why -- why you didn't try to keep it quiet though read and heard that pray that you were not win.
I just yeah I'm not I'm not comfortable did not decide comfortable you know like hey everyone -- look at me at this big thing like that and -- -- involves hey everybody look at.
Right -- -- there's still things like.
Podcasts in a way but most comedians you know I'm not -- -- on him but like most blink professional comedians are like.
Wild in reverse sides aren't Americans in -- -- a wild introvert so I think that sad clowns back.
Clinton but Jersey how did it feel out there it was great I mean I I have no he's he's done stand that many times before going to -- yeah.
I don't I know how funny and he's still -- -- -- -- back and I mean last summit it was 1996.
When I was in college -- University of Pittsburgh now the funny bone in station.
Where I kind of funny guys -- Denis of Miller there really.
So great place and I would go down there and he -- -- gonna Tuesday night du twenty minutes and I mean I haven't done it since then and because it's -- -- lifestyle scared the heck out of me.
Could you on the road like dogs are 350 days in -- years and that -- -- looks.
We do have still.
Let me ask you what.
I mean when people -- -- -- people that I missed a few you're a public speaking they say when you talk to a million people you know I don't I speak to a camera.
If they think guys stink I don't have to hear it or -- it other than the occasional email Twitter FaceBook but when you're doing stand -- comedy.
You're out there and if you're joke bombs.
-- -- what is what is -- -- -- -- with -- When you heard -- no unfortunately I got lucky -- -- seem like editing a sort of planned and what worked on worked and I knew when to pause for a laugh and you hope that when you pause that laugh there better be able to see you there right you know when you're going timing you know you joke but you never hide and -- Comic timing -- I think so.
We -- did you ever have that.
Crickets moment or no I should -- finished on the joke that got the where I was hoping would be the biggest laugh and I continue to with one extra joke and gotten in a more and then I ended but -- readiness in the one will not just ads weren't exactly but I am one who wanted to mob but no -- it was interesting because I was road -- -- -- okay I'm gonna say at the beginning here if how many people here have kids in our and I just I'm a new father and brand new little baby girl home and you I would think that there would be some applause if there was no applause I was hoping there wouldn't be applause and there wasn't.
So that I said that's about the appropriate amount applause from Manhattan audience because they try to prolong being single and childless for as long as -- well and I want to present -- if they were applauded I was gonna take it a different -- -- They're very soul and again and it was that way and it strategically.
And I went to help -- at -- that way with it and it worked funeral next year he's the headliner so.
Mean how much else I believe you.
Did you let it basically do mortar you'll material probably and so I'm going next year are you going to let's take it to -- -- deal.
All right it probably.
Let me just say you just told me about this -- was one that told no mention high tech consider an -- you either.
Next year at some that'll -- sure.
It'll be like a picket picket fences rerun on probably going to stay hot -- in the -- Ramallah heckling -- that's what I'm going to be doing.
You and your your material is here.
Yeah -- -- -- Malario fear and mild spring making over here my mind my mind you ignore him over a girl I.
Think about this is great material.
Then I'll let everybody.
And it looked like.
We -- got through my body.
I wrote it like a week ago in -- I was gonna say and I was like when I got to right about now Michael.
It's kind of obvious what you write about you all -- -- -- newborn it'd obvious -- right up -- I talked I talked a little bit about him about how when you have a newborn you can pretty much stick them anywhere -- the wife's not home.
You've got to mantel place went -- you know beautiful short I mean you can big definitely yeah I think that's a dot getting it fits laid after Christmas and bounced -- gigabytes in my whole life if you get the white -- -- my whole life I mean it's.
It's comedy my body.
Were you asleep hitting it to see -- the united did you.
Now who is this who is this.
Who were there to making -- studios it's.
All right enough of their health care.
The thing that thank you miles for joining us on -- dramatic -- -- now been on the -- you -- -- tomorrow morning.
I -- -- reporter in new York community where there.
-- in the presence of greatness.