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Halftime Report: 10/3/12

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    Greg's tour bus hijacks Andy's report

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The flight data we editing around soap opera that we're gonna TVs and -- -- pay -- -- latest Dana critical what you got there.

It's a box with my face on it.

-- yeah active them.

I'm -- on a bus tour is that the actual what -- now now now it's actually a large bus -- -- to hear a short flat yes and I'll be going to all over.

The south.

Starting in Florida around Thanksgiving -- going up to Atlanta and in Tennessee but there's my face wow that was from.

That's -- we're -- to be in Florida -- what your target -- for this well I'm going to be at the villages nice yeah.

You know what's gonna happen narrowed -- example -- getting up early can -- passed.

Yeah that's my -- enjoy it hey we really -- adopted a picture of it but I guess it to -- just a word of advice to the villages.

I don't know what time you speaking do not interfere with the early birds that I alone I want I'll be in Miami Heat.

The November 28 in Fort Lauderdale Coral Gables can't think Gainesville.

Where MI.

Athens Georgia Auburn Alabama -- in New York City big big November 14 big thing.

-- they thought it'd take the bus on the bus.

-- to record it looked a little later when and why would MI.

Done -- I -- amazing colossal beast that.

No derivative living now the amazing -- the amazing.

I don't know what you want did you watch Jimmy on the greatest is people are doing -- -- -- I'm putting it down now.

-- -- Mitt Romney's -- doesn't like him or something -- -- -- nobody -- -- gives catering to their garbage man.

Excuse me in his 1%.

Like the -- my boyfriend you gotta you know boyfriend people -- you have a boyfriend.

What is happening.

Yes let's let's not I couldn't hear him -- -- real time.

-- -- didn't consider yourself lucky but wait a -- net net net net net net -- this is somebody who loves Sarah McLaughlin.

I don't -- anything that -- her.

You -- yeah.

I know I.

Yeah we have something -- -- -- I don't know I have for stories to get through and to have my comedy nobody's stupid bus while we can we can bleed into the next segment if they've been hurt your feelings.

Doesn't have a Phillips daughter -- times.

-- -- -- -- Now I'm really running.

Yeah.

He's probably Greg you suggested that the garbage men didn't want to be invisible to become a -- hit it since.

I don't need to do that what he could do is start a political -- Did -- out minute just to talk.

Although I would I -- -- in Iraq that would be pretty awesome.

I think it would be yeah he hit -- win now -- -- someday maybe -- we will have that that kind of equality.

That's a good point.

Not clearly not under an Obama administration now clearly he's -- cast yep I've jotted it's funny that you think working on -- I mean you're not visible.

It's -- good spots for the front yeah.

I also -- count on Anderson really the joy of hates -- -- yeah yeah it's quite nice in that period.

I thought I wouldn't break about what I do I do -- I want to take -- -- my -- -- just run around -- room.

I'll make it title but I can't get to be fair that have nothing to do with the bust down.

-- -- -- -- I'm gonna go along with you saying guy I was regarded for a -- -- -- Romney apparently was doesn't cut it what do you fair.

I don't think it was his camp that release that it was some odd journalists -- to put out that it.

-- You know so.

I don't deal with their response.

Some.

-- -- -- -- case a political carpet bagging two years that.

You don't know what that means the horse -- -- look up.

I would have written so many books on the subject.

That is what surprised me actually.

Everybody 3000 page book at all about carpet bag data about the sponsors call begins and ends -- and volume one yeah I think it's 400 pages of photos back.

Many carpet -- I did on his vote for stopping Jim are another thing that -- little surprised by some eSATA -- I thought your vote first not campaign was about smokeless tobacco and now I'm incredibly embarrassed I donated to towards -- Oh well I appreciated although we didn't have never had a cast party obviously -- yeah hey you have -- what do you make that'll let you save the money -- John you asked what we're doing listening to Leo DiCaprio I'm pretty sure -- -- sort of pointed out you're not the target demo for this.

Absolutely and that that that's.

I could be wrong I know you're not proud you are right.

You're more I think you're much more -- Jonah Hill -- I like unable to -- you know we accidentally it was delightful.

There's -- okay excuse me.

Perfect perfect perfect perfect thing money -- what was that about.

How they want how -- -- -- a winning team with the least amount of money possible that is a conservative principle.

-- and got so big so that is that is seen as her wrote in an a motion picture happen in real life that is seen as cold hearted calculating evil true and they want I think.

No championships and that like Steinbrenner the liberal who throws monies back.

How dare you -- that demands not well yeah.

He says he's extremely not -- my -- Debated -- -- Greg you said Ben Affleck was promoting his movie some piece of crap yes I was actually Fargo which he directed and stars in with Bryan Cranston it has to do the plot is.

As the Iranian revolution -- a -- yeah.

-- did that movie that actually looks good -- actually does look good yeah energy commission -- story on that very topic for -- magazine in 2002001.

I forgot about that -- you know within that the guy from.

Who played it was -- the mayor of the -- the -- -- always -- really good creepy guys.

Yeah that guy yet he played Schlesinger writes yes.

He was that was -- favorite.

Favorite no character well I just kinda like the whole culture of prison.

I don't I don't -- play -- he -- he was like the governor.

The bald guy with the governor.

-- -- -- -- -- that I think it's Serbian name but I -- I went from hero to -- relatively quickly.

Generally had a ghost busters that guy on.

Ernie Hudson yes.

Greg you are there any jets fans yes I know three Willie Smith -- -- -- then I'm not mortgage giants fan my mom.

USC journalism professor not so sure about free speech -- -- after mentioning the profits from USC should go Bruins yes.

The US he's actually the trojans the Bruins are they're arch rival IU CLA they're probably pretty pissed that you said that and I feel like whoever put -- -- the script might want you to get hurt.

Yeah I was -- praying to the fact that they love to make their own coffee the Bruins.

-- been -- worse because now -- -- did they elected.

You know jazz it up with apostrophe -- if they -- Bruins yeah.

Talk to do quite nobody pointed this out to -- the office Jenny told his baseball analogy we talked about the player ran the anti gay slurs and -- he got punished.

Doesn't work for dual MLB is that a private entity not a government they can have whatever speech code they want percent of doesn't apply.

And it's not like he went to jail he got punished by the league he was suspended for a couple games I think what that out he didn't.

Went out OK I saw him riding an 800 note that it actually I've had I think -- dialect.

A great -- on this and that I had eight edited out to do -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I -- a I wanna be edited version.

-- -- you did point out that whenever there -- -- writing we blame everyone except Muslims who were writing.

I love this part of -- of the -- article quotes an Egyptian journalist he says the motives of things like the innocence of Muslims is quote.

To show Muslims as irrational violent intolerant and barbaric.

Well it's a good thing there wasn't an irrational violent intolerant and barbaric response now I think you know like a movie should kill people and and and -- -- this is a very very rational way of handling it.

And if that was true I think what happens after caddie -- two.

It's true that.

Port Jackie Mason some time now for -- for I don't watch if -- And lastly Greg you couldn't believe bill defended the producer of innocence of Muslims being in -- I actually disagree with all of you except bill on this one I he's in jail because he made the movie but only because making that movie put him on the radar screen and the feds were like -- you -- by making this movie it.

You violated her parole.

We're putting you -- Wow I said wow and arguably Google wow that you are disgusting.

Disgusting.

Continue our disgust considering out of anyone here I am the one who questions the government's motives the moments is why I haven't -- you don't.

But it means something that we know what this means I don't know I do have a boss don't yeah I don't have a -- I have I have.

Twelve -- that you have -- -- -- yes I do you yeah my caddie that my cats get around.

Back next ran out.

Our brand different and I'm not that that's -- a whole separation as is the model that threat -- interconnected.

This is not a single thing in the bus system is completely under the bus system that the tram and there's a monorail now I have I have a very progressive apartment I have high speed where else.

-- -- -- Yes well there isn't a thing that was a good Space Needle and now that it's.

Slow god knows what he does -- it -- and -- was -- and -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I feel like it's kind of a compliment -- citizen yes you are our very own Frazier crane their hand and and into the bottom maybe I'll grant I think.