Miller versus Big Bird
Comedian jokes about PBS, Sesame Street and Joe Biden
- Duration 5:39
- Date Oct 10, 2012
Comedian jokes about PBS, Sesame Street and Joe Biden
Also in this playlist...
This transcript is automatically generated
Thanks to -- this son Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight let's get right to this stage of Southern California joins us now from Santa Barbara.
Shared -- -- -- very eloquent tonight and your following the big bird controversy and you -- I can't say big bird anymore first off some of the -- -- a grand day because and get sick in her big bird in this culture every second wired.
Listen Sesame Street make 356.
-- saying very little -- that they don't need anymore sesame seed money.
But people like Lavar is a nice guy and send her -- have to realize that they're missing the big point.
-- If we spend a whole lot more money.
The Chinese who now -- big burger gonna come and beat the other hand Glazer an uncertain as -- big -- all right back and make 350.
Million dollars a year and all wondered if we have to participate in it.
Why don't they kick in some back again towards the national debt why does it creep like Bill Moyers -- the back end money start given the American people their taste of.
-- guys were adopted a 1000002 things a big bird is an adopting them as soon.
And and more than willing to Hillary is no that's no reason attack on the Albert jokes committed proud of the jokes wouldn't reveal sing I would very much got spider like Chinese people to be offended that's why I had explain.
With the back end line that you just dropped on everybody needs to be explain.
Bill Moyers in addition having his doping program funded by Miller and me and you are right gets videotapes.
Of said program that we pay for and sell some.
And that money doesn't come back God's -- wherein the house where did go Miller -- that dvi at the dvd money go.
-- to build more -- yes that's the time.
Act we'll listen and -- And dicing -- -- big bird all the little Elmo tickle me Elmo tickle me Bill Moyers the -- everybody.
It may come in back to the taxpayers -- -- and somebody's pocket.
That's the com.
Miller let us talk about lessens our kids can wired money -- equals money -- some good lesson.
I think everybody's gonna start -- in our own or in this country.
There's more to it -- you know puppets.
There's money in equals money out responsibility with a checkbook nice lesson for our kids that's the big point their message all right.
And just just.
-- I think Pete king.
Big bird and then got to be marinated.
-- I like and I still -- -- -- -- that I'll listen to speak get a empty headed puppets that you can put -- this stuff but they're stalled -- their eyes and -- let's talk about Biden -- you know what they are on the fairway I had.
But hey next episode felt in his head and make shot does look like beluga caviar are right -- -- Biden is an intellectual -- July.
And they better put an air -- -- to that podium so he doesn't hurt himself against Paul Ryan.
You know Biden is the guy that said we should partition off Iraq into three separate regions.
And that's appropriate because he has occurred for our brain and Sunni he's gonna get this year kicked out of -- home.
By Paul -- Now do you think Ryan's gonna go away after Biden.
Lists that I think Biden could be debating himself.
And hurt himself okay well you don't have -- -- I have to do stand back and just let the air car wreck happen.
Listen you heard Olivier -- -- said five year mark and say airlines Spencer Tracy -- said the same thing.
That's what that's what Romney did last night he was solid he's in there.
Biden is gonna flick all around that he's gonna do all this little crap stuff but he's insecure intellectually anybody who knows the right Q and pronounces it in public like he does that tells me he's afraid of his own -- -- That Ted Olson simulating Biden in the debate prep with Paul Ryan I don't know -- you stimulate buying.
You must have an unlit pilot room in the rehearsal space or not -- pilot light and the rehearsal space -- -- Ted Olson bombs have done here.
You know when they put that final hair plug in the Biden.
They went in a little too deep with the Indianapolis 500 ratchet.
-- I think they severed a discernment lol Bob front.
-- -- -- usually get out of the bubble when he has -- -- out of the bubble at the end of this story go back into the real world he's going to be more screwed than Jimmy Whitmore and shot -- connection.
Bagging groceries you all know how to be in the outside world.
You don't really like the vice president Ian Miller.
I didn't like that and change thing Billy that's crap listen sometimes you get these people why -- I can't do that.
I think that that was crap.
The debates racism was stupid crap like Mitt Romney wants to do that racism is the great national shame.
For him to co -- that for crap like that to be the cool guy and the -- It -- by.
All right there we were gonna do.
-- Warren and brown -- put that off for next week is I didn't want in Iraq Miller.
And describing the vice president and his strengths and weaknesses although the strengths kind of eluded me in that monologue -- did I miss it.
Like I said Billy you're awfully tough on the defenders on the show when -- more you know you give more room to the other people -- -- -- point -- like grownups aren't you find it lacking.
Don't know -- not maybe Miller because I don't -- I needed direct your higher the date though and nothing lacking.
They -- -- battery replaced Elizabeth Warren up there was somebody confident in the Boston area like Bobby Valentine's.
The departed manager there.