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Well -- -- I'm Greg Gutfeld for tragic night hawk who's recovering from facial surgery.
I told you -- it's never a good idea to do that while I'm driving home.
Let's go to TV's Danny Levy for the pregame reports.
What's coming up on tonight's -- court.
Thanks Greg coming up on a big show -- Longoria apologizes and it's not for dating a horrible quarterback because what this year most popular Halloween costume probably it's not sexy dreary and populist.
And finally a Louisiana parish adopt a resolution encouraging businesses to -- dress codes that prohibit patrons from wearing pajamas.
Personally I would like to live -- -- -- -- this -- the problem.
Greg thanks Danny you bat -- I'm thankful everybody bought last night.
Oh sure no problem did you do any bond rally that started to get away from my apartment for -- night pretty much just hung up on myself killed relay itself.
Well I guess forgot to turn -- the cameras before -- -- it -- you.
So really yeah -- Michael can we roll that tape.
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And you can also get -- -- copies of the book I will sign it or drop something but it was awesome because on line.
-- -- -- Well she's so sweet that four out of five dentists don't recommend here I'm here and I would Dana Perino former white house Press Secretary -- one of my co -- for the 51 of many actually any fears commentary were an addict idly by junking him for years it's burning a garden.
Imus in the morning executive producer what it's all in your mind it's language people.
And in Finland he's considered a -- -- -- -- -- psychic assaults and she's so sharp she sneezes throwing stars sitting right next to me and -- political commentator columnist and -- her latest book is called -- it's the true story of how Swiss miss became America's favorite hot chocolate.
Yeah that's that.
-- -- -- -- -- So -- -- be forced to leave -- well team Obama can't be Abu Eva Longoria is reason online -- up on Wednesday the poor -- Susan Lucci who the campaign co chair re -- -- followers crude comment.
I had no idea why anyone in slash minority can vote for Romney yet to be stupid to vote for such a racist misogynist TW asked direct T don't know what that is.
Well anyway after that went out -- four million followers the actress Lindley attempted to quell the online outrage with the following tweet.
Is anyone else's Twitter bugging out there are things in my -- line I timeline I didn't between today didn't stand by trying to fix.
But -- whole lot says a liar came clean several hours later writing.
I used Twitter is a platform for all Americans and their opinions.
Sorry people were offended by.
The -- -- obviously not my words are my personal view I respect all Americans.
Hash tag freedom of speech.
-- -- out a liar anyway liberal Fox News commentator -- comes has since called for even as -- resignation that carried some weight.
From Obama's reelection committee and many even the composer of the original tweet is called the star out -- -- -- For not owning up to it indeed it seems the only person still on T -- that is it a person.
How I got into that tiny costume I'll never -- and -- And you never apologize for anything including the time he strangled that -- and 87 shooting -- -- have apologize for this -- just said screw you that's how I feel I'm.
Recommend in a situation like this having Hillary Clinton take credit for not very good.
-- excellent what thank you know she will lead -- -- in the -- position you know having been a big star -- Desperate Housewives she is very concerned about the status of women and it's so true she really is a model -- you're tweets are short on spell check and long on obscenities at him.
-- should you be held accountable.
I'm glad -- think we should hold accountable guy who made an obscure video in LA and got arrested and is blamed for killing four Americans and I heard that they did admit that about problem for her is that if you -- to transcript.
In Colorado she did a rally for Obama where she said.
Everything except for the TW -- part but yeah so timid when I first thought I thought OK let me just say what she said before -- leave RDC is so thin at this us.
-- and -- -- is -- tweet let's face it people.
Bernie you know could this -- will be as big or perhaps bigger than Watergate.
Yeah I think you're Watergate that's the scandal that word TW -- Bruce he did so in 1970 yes we know with a rob.
I don't -- it -- -- there and had a ball these people and to book put radio run we have misogynist and what about.
Bill law that Bill Clinton out on the trail they have Jay-Z cutting up Obama campaign -- once figure misogynist lyrics.
But let's and I hope that the Mark Sanchez dumps -- for Stacy dance.
Yes city into this whole that's she's a lovely lovely young woman don't know if she's not kidding and it's nice she was -- -- a terrifically under rated film -- casualties in that movie but we -- get a ticket is kind of depressing belt.
Are we got beat you hard on a -- -- -- for you know do we sipping dom is not what they do.
Obama has gotten bigger fish to fry.
Sell it also late Alan Colmes is called for my resignation the moment.
I'm nothing has happened about it don't let it -- -- Caltech and throw that in the mark.
Yet yet the original -- Tweeter who actually tweeted this thing Russian Tweeter I believe our reader.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- what does she say she said that she was such turncoat for not like for not backing up the original tweet so even her side thinks he's kind of a liar.
Making a perfect Obama supporter yes he said something in that backstop and changes in my and then she says.
You're all beautiful.
That's -- -- all liberals do after the -- so you go why you're all beautiful well that's a lot as we know we're not all beautiful.
Didn't ever seen people onto -- and their profile they say every tweet does not at me an endorsement of that tweak the latest sort of tweak it.
We did and claim credit for the re tweet -- and now they usually funnier than mine.
I guess it's true -- in mind that you actually find Twitter I'd give them.
I think we killed us from slips to quips.
It was a night without spike on Thursday President Obama Mitt Romney whoever they are traded campaign folks for scripted jokes.
At the annual Al Smith dinner named after.
Al Smith dinner -- -- New York City here's some of my favorites.
Your evidence cardinal Dolan.
Governor Cuomo and Mayor Bloomberg.
Taliban -- thank you for your invitation thank you for your extraordinarily.
Who wrote that stuff.
On Monday though it was back this night being.
Or this money to candidates who meet for the last debate on foreign policy and Libya might come up the latest alleged ringleader of the deadly attack is doing fine as in New York Times reports quote.
Ahmed Abu -- -- spent too leisurely -- on Thursday evening at a crowded luxury hotels sipping mango juice.
On a patio and scoffing at the threats coming from the American in Libyan government's.
The paper later issued a -- -- correction.
And this is real saying quote it was a strawberry -- Not mango juice and -- well you know else -- perhaps.
Ed -- never gets old -- birdie.
Let's start at the Al Smith dinner throughout the better joke writers.
-- clearly -- present Obama can singer Al Green perhaps but that that was a masterful element.
Got critics felt like a good thing Al -- and I believe is a governor I don't.
This was some -- -- it was funny confident cancer -- you talk about big getting women -- gonna get binders full of women have -- a lot of this guy was handsome -- and it did.
He looks presidential man I mean I was attracted to let that it was.
-- -- Performance yet to be a nice little Reagan asked delivery and what do you think -- -- I know you hate Mitt Romney with a pass up.
No he totally killed was fantastic and -- little performance art thing and -- didn't and then demonstrate that night in the words of Lawrence O'Donnell.
Mitt Romney committed murder.
And that is thrilled he's.
He's got -- -- a seven point lead and uphold I can't remember this.
-- should Romney cottages.
Laid out and play dead or should he go for the kill now because -- -- it's gonna happen in my out front October 20 that nears seventeen days after the election.
Starting tomorrow we're gonna start scene -- stories and newspapers thing.
That Paul isn't real lead is not real Romney's peak too early in Obama's coming back -- -- try to point to any sort of shred of evidence across the battleground states say that a bomb is actually winning.
So -- -- -- I never run a marathon but I've been told.
That the hardest front -- -- as the last three miles so whatever effort you put into that first bit.
23 whatever it is then that's -- how much energy you have to -- in the next three months that making.
I thought I call it actually kind of lost interest but I quality and bill oftentimes people look at you and say that poll is in real.
I let -- I would ask you about the strawberry -- is that what the -- drink if they don't drink alcohol.
I think so I mean it's good caloric like alcohol you know makes you feel bad afterwards yeah it is basically the same thing.
I had run that 85 different Disney princess yeah.
-- -- the only expert at this table.
I can tell you that the best line of the -- came from Obama when he said we've got battleground states in Ohio Pennsylvania and other states whose names escape me.
-- -- what are we and we are here talking to you good people in white tie at this lovely dinner wasn't how we doing here and he's absolutely right we stopped his White House correspondent dinners to establish these Ausmus Henri.
Yeah I you know where it is not.
This isn't just like this -- dances were the only way they should be out there patent in the they would definitely does it play you're just mad he got lousy tips -- the cars I didn't bargain yeah yeah I hate these are currently.
And they and they -- about that story is.
Have had a PR person who would call on the New York Times and demand a correction yes it wasn't made good use it was a -- yeah that is -- big.
You know what to America I know it well that's.
That kind of drives me crazy birdie.
No matter what whenever -- in this -- -- when countries like this we will always be in the and I hate -- narrative but -- David vs black narrative there's no way out of it because some of the media in America.
Plays into it and so does the world -- world likes it.
So this guy may be a nobody a complete nobody maybe exaggerating his role but he's already did it cause celeb.
He is and you know what might happen to might we might have an October surprise that might be a drone strike this guy gets killed and -- and helped get Obama back in your office ironically you might turn out there to benefit the president.
In this it lets hope so let me let's -- does get the draw and until yeah.
But -- -- in the New York Times -- him how come we can't find me and they get forgot how can be held friendly government we helped install yeah yeah -- why are they sticking this dude is.
Why don't 'cause they're busy signing on and made that trail -- and -- was some hate Americans -- causing the violence innocent Muslims content but -- was a college.
I agree would you -- I think this guy's license their drinking as part fail whatever I think it did about -- -- -- let me give it a little bit of local Obama's record is any indication though that came out deceased Killen -- lot in this guy doesn't drink and -- to eat crap we'll soon and I could use that Obama.
Maybe he will be he will become a fraph we -- -- I really don't you I know you would it be an -- on contract hour right from politics and partisans.
-- skit about -- is causing some six Universal Studios Orlando which I believe is a Nebraska is getting crap for charity shown at their theme park.
The show features characters from bill and Ted's excellent adventure poking fun at celebrities but also Obama and Romney.
And it's slightly slanted -- introduces himself by saying I would like to apologize to the ladies here for my controversial views on contraception.
I just didn't realize women could vote comedy later during a rap battle Obama brags about how tough he is while -- says things like.
Call me heartless and cold I ain't got no remorse I'll fix the housing market by letting the crash run its course.
And ladies I'm not concerned with your help my money in my time as my money and my money is -- well.
A universal Orlando spokesman claims this show isn't meant to be part of -- saying we're dealing with entertainment.
This is not a political statement but -- one witness told foxnews.com.
The show turned into a forty minute campaign rally for Obama defaming Romney.
You know what I'd rather watch.
It's amazing -- these high powered executives will do that all day.
During work instead of attending to their -- and executive duties god did you care -- -- Universal Studios in 97 to 2000.
I'm so I am going to come back from that I would say do you think it's actually on your Wikipedia page yet there are some pictures are should -- be shocked by this anymore things like this.
I was asking Bernie here in the green room.
Isn't media and entertainment world the whole -- -- little is it worse and I remember you know -- I don't have children but.
Friends of mine that have had more than one children shot.
After they had the first lineups I'll never do that again you know -- is so horrible and ends up a couple of years and like there's a battle.
I was feeling going Islamic maybe the media wasn't as bad as I thought it was in 20042008.
Did I think it is worse than ever and it extends not just from news media it is all across Hollywood entertainment they're all trying to be.
Make a -- Based on thinking they're so funny making fun of Mitt Romney.
But here's the thing -- out Bernie the country's pretty evenly split that's what celebrities for the most part never talked about their politics because he didn't want to alienate half of their -- These guys is is pretty stupid for universal thing -- -- C universal.
You would think -- but it is NBC don't write yet so you -- MSNBC -- Saturday Night Live there are a bit -- is this total and all of the Obama campaign I don't know if you've seen any unit that got -- It did totally in the tank -- but this was really I mean this wasn't even.
Some of the stuff that I've read about was not even funny.
-- -- a Mike joins a gate -- how crude and vulgar to some of the stuff that I read about.
They did it renegades and kids are America's future is you can't use words like the front of them.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- She's gonna get a spanking and okay what's more offensive.
My glasses or the skit for the fact that the universal thinks it's nonpartisan the that the spokesperson.
Cannot -- -- nonpartisan that is -- bald faced lie.
Yes it's not very nonpartisan and no I don't think we should be shocked -- -- this Natalie and I have never seen a more like this but.
What's interesting is every time they strike -- Romney comes back and smacked in the face so much harder including the binders of women I know what happened is we spent the week finding out how fantastic Romney isn't hiring and promoting -- well all five women including Libya we finally got the New York Times and isn't living up -- I think not only was it.
They got Libya was a woman in the -- -- Bill it is into the got to think yields and you're left -- Connie.
A couple of lyrics yet that and that -- -- Erica.
Did you know it is I guess -- -- and it was badly produced and from what I'm told.
I guess I'm concerned about the content as a pet parent -- to view the illegitimate got up.
I don't try to monitor everything I watch every once -- not real clear on it like for a while about the spice channel as -- cooking channel.
Ed sequel will be the same -- -- guy.
The other hand refuse to watch what he's got a sneak was working at the spice channel that's okay I -- -- deployed and that daddy beat the bucks.
Yeah -- right now it's terrible all right coming up so what.
This secret -- youthful beautiful skin Dana Perino on why -- allegiance and the blood.
Horrible again are you the results coming up -- But first -- -- most popular Halloween costume this year that are questionable Dana Perino.
Dress up as me again it was a -- last year -- the previous five years.
Well they all see kids yellow being yep big bird is this how -- most popular cost him an out sadly many stores are sold out.
Demanded been so great revenue from big bird this year -- the clips revenue from big oil.
He says one costs you make your quote it's been insanity it's.
No and -- you but -- of course interest in this stupid birds like after Mitt Romney's Florida debating strangled to -- quote tell life left its bottom up.
Behind him on that meanwhile sexy versions of the big bird costume that's redundant are also flying up the -- of the -- -- Sesame Street workshops which has sent a cease and desist letter get a lot of those still one website peddling them but thankfully not everyone's going as big -- this Halloween.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- Who like that sort of thing Bernie you make me sick Danny already -- -- big bird cost him.
Consider yourself one of the lucky ones I have I love Sesame Street as a kid looked at what kills me about this is that.
Big bird is that they're making so much money and a stack and the taxpayers.
To pay gap for being with that you can't going to story can't find -- big -- the next thing that big -- gonna do it just was announced and he's coming out of the book called fifty shades of yellow yeah.
-- I think bill because bill beat you and -- that it acts up it's that I.
Seven for in my -- But the win and -- has been the and I couldn't resist it and you actually like -- because it allows you to Wear -- -- -- and I went out with -- last Halloween and you can go around public without being able to walk freely -- so much fun we're going on again this year and -- people she thinks she's -- is Ann Coulter.
Donald yes I'm not giving away my constant but they -- out of big bird yes.
And I got the Obama weasel out with nothing.
There's a birdie -- -- costumes got -- boring because everybody does them.
Yeah I guess so I guess of the first with a sexy big bird constant seems oxy moron yeah but I will try everything.
And I'll tell you what the kids they wanna be scared at home we you know what I have I have prominence of the battle with his great Jerry sandusky mess.
-- -- see some flooding in Pittsburgh but I might save some dandy till I don't know -- -- you are terrible terrible man but I don't condone that by the way.
I'm the only night that you would condone means does that mean I don't approve of it depends I do -- -- that this happens all the time when I don't read my Bill O'Reilly what -- they counter.
Still hot sexy big bird why.
Or why not.
There's nothing we can't make sexy and how it big Halloween has told us that it -- your spot and also I think absolutely.
The picture and suspenders covering only the vehicles nothing -- yeah.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- And you don't like -- means he doesn't know what's sexy new and as you I had this Halloween is data mining and does this how we got going -- his dog Jasper which we don't get on all fours naked in break wind.
That would then suddenly Italy's that is.
I'm going -- the same thing but as Newt Gingrich.
Harrison -- the -- and yeah as well and I mean the next adults dressing up.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm not sexy and you -- -- Generally against putting razor blades in apples without any actions comes a line to Oregon and then burn -- -- Yeah that's a great way to travel with razor blades.
Idea -- I'm just going anywhere -- protects the razor blade that's what I tell the authorities.
Just make them do this evening marathon.
Do you think given the way the five -- are gonna try to convince us into Halloween show.
They didn't -- -- had the whole -- everything I've just been trying to figure that a great web site good company would be if you can go on and that.
Sit in the picture.
And I can get a mask of Greg -- only problem is I have I have I have to figure out a way to make myself shorter foul -- costing more credible and convincing.
-- -- -- that's like seeing a frisbee in the desert -- match you I saw that from like six.
It's not enough.
Now it's -- shows like that that don't win any friends.
By the way is -- you can convince last year remember this -- you can -- O'Reilly come out and that Dracula they have all been.
Are you got -- I forgot about yet but he looks so happy do not look he could not have been more pleased that was me easy I haven't been here all you have to do it.
That an international call in sick.
Right get a comment on the show email us address that Fuzzy dot com.
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Tonight's have to report sponsored by bills those -- -- -- metal instruments with a rounded top that produces a ringing sound when struck.
-- -- That's -- gotta we gotta hitting rock so far for that would get a TV's daily -- flagrant or shut up.
-- Longoria apologizes for re tweet.
And you said she should of had Hillary Clinton take the credit for the tweet you may have the blame right Hillary doesn't get credit should explain.
Well I don't know what word I used I think he can impact does the same time we're -- Yeah.
I am a guy like that's the first time I've been called that -- with them.
Hi Greg he's had to re tweet is -- -- But as -- alluded to many people do make it clear that re -- don't necessarily equal endorsement I think the thing here is it was pretty clear what an endorsement.
The exact meaning you have to put that out figure out what he -- a little area -- avatar your bio it says I did read tweet is not a -- we are really isn't an MT.
-- it -- -- -- same thing.
Oh yeah and it's a lot of plot.
Yes that's true right but sometimes you do re -- people.
Who -- something stupid.
Yeah to show that between something stupid so you're not endorsing what they tweet but I think in her case.
That's not why she was re tweeting but yeah what I -- that quote my death threats but -- change in the social disaster and just put MG.
-- -- -- I.
Looked up birdies cities the we'll just called the -- word I think.
Was kinda outdated.
This for me now that's part of the stories shortly before we started taping the girl who Longoria -- -- the one who called Romney a racist misogynist keyword.
She -- says quote.
Good word the -- word has different meaning just because you wanna see it as a derogatory word doesn't mean I'm happy with -- well.
My dignity and respect this business that makes perfect sense yeah -- -- calling him a racist misogynist nice thing right there.
Not perfectly acceptable clintons like bill ought to use that opens -- -- when he calls our panel he had been to Africa but yet.
I'll -- Greg original Tweeter though she is it's a relic in her -- and her Twitter name is -- -- theory says she's not Russian.
But yet that Russians.
-- when -- -- it's a real election.
-- -- Nothing like being stupid -- it's -- got a lot easier than the other thing -- just a we are also.
Regarding Alan Colmes calling for Longoria to step down as Obama co chair he -- on Thursday quote.
The right -- should stop using me to beat up on Abel Longoria she apologized for her RT let's move on -- I refused to let's move our ground.
No no no no no us.
Nobody even knew about -- -- honestly I didn't know about this story until tonight.
And I I did a lot of research overnight I didn't see it anywhere you would think because Eva Longoria it's been pretty much -- until you guys find gentlemen.
Brought -- out.
But otherwise it's been on the DL yeah I mean I think -- he hit it pretty big on line.
Given any you know Allen comes he opened up a can of worms.
And now he's gonna wanna get that weren't backing that Campbell good luck because those worms are squirming.
All over the place and there's -- -- -- and anti.
There on the floor as well pilot tried to put -- bracket where all I have my friend and I asked for three years.
I worked in a factory where well jobless putting words back in -- really -- -- -- that warm canning industry of America -- Yeah Allen's worms want -- to.
I can't -- you tell by the way -- -- Al Smith dinner Bernie went on about how Romney killed at the dinner but I thought you didn't get a chance to tell anyone -- -- thought Obama did so I wanted to give you that.
I -- -- he was that he was that he would he wasn't.
Didn't come off.
Very well I didn't think he was self deprecating but he yeah.
Contrast to Mitt Romney Mitt Romney was mr.
cool confident and some does what we used -- think the President Obama step aside as a new guy in town and he's gonna take your job.
And about what ninety days room.
Jack -- either -- both candidates -- told -- really get jokes and had a good presentation to a really good job and this is remember is coming from a guy who didn't watch it.
Well that's true now.
What do you think of the debate Monday so that go I.
Thought I thought Romney was a little better yeah you know Obama you still hiding behind the Libby allies yeah exactly.
I don't presentation Martha what they were about equal -- I'd like that there was no there was a little -- interrupting them there has been.
All right so then on Tuesday will you show I'm playing this back to -- up close you are stuck up and cope.
-- -- -- Data -- -- starting tomorrow we're gonna see stories saying that that I guess is the Gallup poll has Romney up seven isn't real but I don't know what you mean by starting tomorrow the minute that poll came out that's what we started.
-- that and you had him.
Republicans who are defending -- and that rejoice scene and liberals who are defending Rasmussen and yeah -- was an -- and I -- that.
It's a -- world with Angela yeah.
-- you said you didn't get any tips parking the cars that the Al Smith dinner and you said you hate foreign.
But Catholics are not foreigners killed but the.
It's Waldorf do you have any head to -- during that places -- let people.
There for the Ausmus and there is lousy with foreigners out there -- with boys and how often do you.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The people who do like to know bill -- -- prostitute doubly odd that's also accurate beyond that whole area violated his dirty with props and yeah there's really what this silly plastic.
Clients that would just say they have a little badges on the ground and -- an American flag and don't pay parking tickets don't pay part yeah.
Think it's in the last I checked they don't pay you know they went back when it.
And -- comment.
Universal Orlando skit did you say that I you couldn't believe we found out that -- care very universal I believe we have tape -- -- -- -- -- we don't.
-- -- and panic Costa earlier.
Is that right might miss patents broke every bone in her body any proof critically -- while sore subject.
I can't use it every time they strike it Romney it smacks back at them -- -- -- will be wanted to know the and I think one -- I've wanted to do a Star Wars reference GI knew it's -- don't know where that I was reading books and baby boy it's okay.
She's got the possibility and yeah.
We we both know yeah.
And Obi -- famously told by Darth -- if you strike me down I'll become even more powerful than you can imagine.
Well that sounds like it would be an excellent movie reference to -- -- -- -- -- I sent to a lot of guys in clubs and Chelsea.
But you're asking -- to -- yes now that's not -- and -- that seemed a little yes well if you don't know the really weren't native and I made them moving in Germany.
-- before way before Star Wars totally totally different political glass table -- and stars -- -- Yeah and they were shaped I guess net net stop.
Yes nothing al-Qaeda the next stop.
All right big bird is -- -- of popular Halloween -- couple things correct.
Are you said the -- have been so great revenue from big bird this year as a -- revenue from big oil yes I do not have the exact figure but I really comfortable saying that is patently false.
No actually it's I have this it's a six right here doing let me read them.
-- Yeah they said -- Yeah.
Built right here in my head.
-- type which I can't say I wish I could tell you what he said -- afterwards I read them.
Certain that it doesn't in 2011 the entire revenue for sesame workshops merchandise was 46 million dollars.
When and or revenue for big oil was not needed I don't need that part one point 83 trillion dollars for a -- -- -- more taxes.
Probably big oil yes.
-- -- That it win somehow the -- Greece's.
Also going to -- that one cost -- maker says quote it's been insanity it's just crazy that you said no one asked you but thanks yes -- USA today after.
-- well not not USA today.
Who is really.
But I don't know who they are but -- a serious question here and how could you possibly just a bit Bieber.
-- but -- but it cost him with a plastic mask thing that has into the holes and honestly could bring it I just feel like part of that would be missing by the big part.
He's about winning here six bats you know I'll go to college and when you were a kid.
That I've gotten is that I'm sorry we thought it was last year.
-- -- -- -- -- -- I'm not a big -- -- -- -- the -- You have -- into all you do is just put it cover yourself and lights and goes an electrical short -- Son yeah you yeah yeah I'm not ours not.
Our medical red planet.
They didn't follow it and -- that Andy -- college look -- -- red planet Mars.
Yeah I I did some -- talking player.
And lastly birdies at a sexy big bird constancy and seems oxy moronic -- you.
At this stage my umbrella and you will when I look at it on -- -- I won't show up in house on Halloween and you'll see your rock and I look forward looking at doing very dead and of the war.
-- -- -- -- -- That throughout my friend that you are getting things and go OK coming up what are these strains -- -- and is it legal to call them says he made.
And -- discusses her new book I -- people.
He is a monster.
Should put Sam has been -- public yep.
-- resolve that.
They can't bear the sight of sleep where -- -- out of Louisiana what I believe is Abbas it is a step closer.
To outline the jam I was in public.
-- parents commissioners approved a resolution encouraging businesses and to adopt dress codes that would ban people from wearing PGA's.
PGA's bill setting up the legislation quote it's not by -- is my choice and I think people do better when you give them a choice dressing can leave a negative image on children.
Next is Victoria's secrets and the next generation we might as well be in our Adam and eve uniform but we -- only hope good -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Lightning round with.
Data US driver's search equity to Janet's that are five meetings are you frightened that they be taken away.
It's not my First Amendment right it's completely.
And and and endanger yeah yes yeah what is -- It's a war gives laziness and it's there should be a war against laziness right and I'm not for the government doing it I always thought they would be cool for somebody like.
Or some like that come out and say are -- Longoria did come out and say -- -- Janice makes it look like an idiot and they need that peer pressure rather than the government telling them how to dress because they do the predictive.
Thirty -- -- -- sleep in a tuxedo.
Which constitutes a good -- Fair enough or at All -- are pregnant and this may discriminate against homeless people -- -- -- -- -- just one bite to eat but you know the real problem with.
In San Francisco you can walk around knew exactly just veterans.
Hooking it through a restaurant.
In the noon in the -- -- Louisiana that you don't have half the problem that they had up.
Yeah they're getting.
I accident as a blessing and you good -- should the government be to be involved in what to Wear.
I think being a little harsh I walk around in pajamas all day but no one knows because if you Wear -- -- on top of it.
-- -- Bill -- you -- -- -- usually yesterday's newspapers.
-- Newspapers that isn't that a First Amendment issue what does that.
The nineteenth century I -- -- you now believe they're -- this -- two consenting adults doing their own home or work.
There's always pretty Egypt sabathia that I can't get -- on pages that -- Yeah completely didn't read the story right away.
-- -- -- -- -- Admit nobody wears the -- anymore that thing is from -- watching TV.
Men where I -- shirts and sweat pants in women where the guys -- shirt sweat and a center.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- Well -- of your business Kuwait which is yeah.
Yeah industry is a big industry.
-- it's a near probably hurting American jobs right now I have -- missile -- timing of the Janice isn't Indian word Dana.
How -- -- -- where the bottom dozen girls -- the tops.
What about sequential -- I see it.
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What are we still talking about a -- -- -- -- doesn't get that cocktails and those are current -- I didn't we.
A new study here it's a global effort to prevent all future species extinctions saying it would cost a measly eighty billion dollars -- be stopped all extinctions.
There were sent eleven -- from every person on the planet it's part of an effort to halt all -- by 21 in which is the same year I turned forty.
And I feel like rethinking how far how should we -- this process going as soon as possible yes this is way more important than saving Africans from malaria or giving them drinking water.
Yeah I agree I love animals -- has -- and it's a ridiculous idea extinction happens for a reason data I mean alligators there alligator -- -- and.
They -- yes they do have.
Like -- and that's your answer.
Yes -- -- -- -- Monday at eleven dollars per person on the planet most of the people on the planet actually make less than a dollar a day so that this is this is just preposterous so many children sub saharan Africa and don't even -- PayPal accounts then.
Bernie -- -- -- -- that why is extinction viewed as a bad thing we still have dinosaurs walking down Fifth Avenue if it wasn't for extinction.
What this is just another stupid liberal attempt to save big bird yeah.
Relatives and that should be stamped out -- -- A chance for an active for -- it is also -- -- -- by academia to to get more money so that they can study this in the get Martin's government -- so that they can fund their ridiculous that -- Still we pray for your extinction.
But not a proper -- prayers yeah.
I pray for -- and get away in the Bible and a club club.
Africa where should we work to combine weaker animals with stronger and animals like -- -- monkey.
Yes yes India Norris Hall for hybrids that's why activities and it is working on that right now thumbs up no money but thumbs up its -- yet you can use it comes bill they had.
Just barely at least -- he's got -- he's -- birds because.
Same old these birds are becoming extinct birds Arctic state bird have been around for a longtime dog dinosaurs coming -- -- that it became a bit.
-- do you walk down that avenue the pigeons they've gone from being -- -- -- to birds.
Let me by the time another million years -- around we're going to be a lot more smaller.
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Great the next step in evolution but even though they -- you exactly where she says that is a positive -- well let's -- the next.
-- -- -- Pigeons are disgusted by bills a hygiene habits okay we'll take a break we got some stuff more coming hater.
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Listen you know you're still my association my mom -- angry because you're on the -- -- -- -- In the because you're trying to destroy people's lives and went out.
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That's a look at Haiti right -- which premiered last week in Washington it's a documentary about a good late friend and frequent read I guess.
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I -- right barred the filmmakers had a lot of exclusively and behind the scenes access captain bright -- In all of this -- party needs as he bounded through life the film opens at selected home theaters this weekend.
Including engagement to DC Los Angeles Dallas and Saint Louis.
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There's a demand -- button which if you press that button it -- excite expand the the theater locations so it's closer to you.
Closer you know this thing -- demanded that's what that means.
It wasn't awful person and -- an awful person all right.
So that's it sounds good yes we'll close it down let's get wrap up from TV's Danny Levy to -- -- Our experience and shows good -- dot com slash.
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So we're excited anyway there's no red eye on Monday because of the debates on Fox News Janet got -- -- -- we're getting huge numbers it's the final presidential debate in Boca wrote on Florida brand new red -- returns Tuesday.
-- TV's Danny Levy for the post him up Praxair what you -- and actually.
I'm doing a book signing in Philadelphia on Thursday how I want.
-- -- I don't know but it's available on my website zip it details.
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-- look at our viewers checked out I'll be on the PBS news hour on Tuesday night no actually.
-- -- -- Fox Business Network and already all the country believe through Friday six tonight at the time I actually believe that you were going to be there.
-- he doing I diverted and I would have tuned and I'll Wear a tie for that Barack.
I -- you're excited to brag about says.
-- -- -- -- -- -- Point I was gonna plug that and I am glad that we ending -- its -- the five at nine and that's a lot of Matt -- our show if you've ever watched it.
What you think is gonna have four other guests sitting at the table.
That's just so there's going to be kind of that's really -- like the at -- -- -- -- -- -- not the -- And Bob will be awake by then and then we'll also be speaking German will be yelling 999.
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