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-- what's coming -- on the Tonight Show thanks Greg coming up on the big show with the election only a few days away we'll take a look at the latest news and make bold wildly inaccurate prediction.
Plus the Chinese man -- his wife because unknown thing and she had plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive but did he win.
The shocking after that I actually gave away last night even though we didn't get to the story.
And finally one of college campuses -- college campuses giving courses on civility.
Some -- to combat instability but others say it's just another example of self appointed culturally elite -- is trying to drive a politically correct agenda down the throats of honest hardworking patriotic Americans.
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And it's Seattle he's considered a coffee grinder don't know where they put those beans it's wonderful is I think -- -- -- -- sudden we'd lakers' call him for advice and right next -- pretty -- the last minute selling -- Imus in the morning executive produce them.
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train and Bernie said what -- hey come -- a coming in CNN that's got a guy you are.
I was in the Derrick Dennis -- have a couple -- -- here anyway when you go yeah.
-- that is what's so wasted right now and happy yes definitely I could say anything it's not anymore I was pops Cuban battle.
Lost -- everybody's good.
That -- who hasn't these days the marathon.
Won't go Juan.
Yes after insisting all week that the New York marathon would take place this Sunday day of the week mayor Mike Bloomberg announced hours ago that the 335 mile race.
-- -- -- We went to a runner for a comment that that we realized he would for us to death that doesn't say anything else hello this is on the right -- left.
Argued it was -- to.
Resources to race -- many people had no power.
And we're struggling to find food and water in the wake of sandy.
And the city was united anger finally after the New York Post reported that two huge generators running game night in Central Park to power -- media tent.
For the race.
That people whose residents had no power were flooded were forcing.
Leave hotel rooms to make room for incoming Barrett honors probably -- -- -- -- -- Maybe -- a marathon to -- was as dominant as this is delightful.
Wow I don't like that because all of thinking about is what what -- hours in the weeks.
-- practice that video -- that that guy did to make that dog do that what do or did he put that dog through that.
That's it I'm voting libertarian.
You were saved agreement that you were outraged the race was canceled and you felt really bad -- the -- runners who train so hard.
I did not thinking I think it should go a lot I think it -- we've -- the Saint Patrick's Day parade on Sunday also.
Eight is guided not even visit Staten Island did not Michael Bloomberg yeah I'd be you know a lot -- hate to say he's a rich -- all -- I'm sorry to say that he's callous and the park avenue due to do big things don't effective I think we should storm Gracie Mansion and get his stick got ahead and run through the streets with that I'm yeah I wonder how about that I have to disagree with you I don't think -- -- sorry about things that yeah I don't.
I I don't know I didn't send -- -- he wanted to have terror trials in Manhattan.
But for the nine elevenths terrorists in Manhattan I mean not quite decided yet the pattern on Sunday to get a pattern that is sort of insensitivity about the -- of other things.
Other -- -- -- -- he seems that he doesn't like people or regular people and he feels that he knows better it's very paternal which allows him to dance so it is switzer.
What like what's more obsessive and soda running a marathon but -- -- -- big goal.
Like more hot self indulgent and running 26 miles of putting your family -- -- went to support you what you fox.
All day because all you're doing is eating stupid fibers you can run on it and then you -- play cart car car.
You -- -- you can play.
About your your your cramps in all this crap.
And everybody -- to put up within 26 miles how important that is.
That's worse in the big -- one and I wanna go -- -- have you ever seen its New Yorkers still united in their opinion about anything other than hatred for Bill Schulz.
Had a guy.
Do you mean to Bloomberg wanted to -- but don't look I think I don't know what.
Did the marathon eclipsed -- salts can now relax for a.
I mean I was downtown in the lights -- and people were still talking but she also adopt -- And I have been talking about the guy from Hogan's Heroes glad I -- -- and I uncles and tread -- Jon banner but yes I think -- -- I have nothing to comment.
Yeah it it it's amazing and and it's actually heartening and sometimes because during the salt business and -- the soda business.
The people I talked to where where in the circles that I run in which led -- you know about the horrible people yes -- thinking this is a great idea like a Bloomberg he's saving us from smoking is enhancement of parks and this is fantastic.
So it is actually about time that New Yorkers are headed Mike and Mike -- he deserves it this is it.
-- amazing like mistake on his part he's finally figured it out jail.
Big events like the Oscars or perhaps your rehab -- -- delayed when its problems arise like -- just delay it puts an ad like you're re.
Have not a bad idea please make the decision before today because -- there are hundreds if not thousands of runners who arrived in New York today turn on their phones and then I'll.
Their case that just wouldn't New -- -- -- -- -- you're walking I was when I was walking to work there's a huge group.
Runners from some country that probably doesn't matter but there are -- they are actually blocking the crosswalk users yeah.
Larry because I wasn't you know what this really is it's a war between -- Morse an act of Morris and finally.
The Andrew -- won yet what's in this skinny people right there earth are you talking wow Kelly yeah.
I had to more -- active warrants are the skinny people and we don't read Seventeen Magazine I know what you're talking yet -- finding ties yet but I don't think I.
People who -- are taking over we have won a victory chunky little freaks like me have one until you actually ran a marathon yes.
So is this where the veterans coming from yeah.
The tables on you Greg that's actually I won't because is very happy you're -- -- -- What does that entail not anymore you know you are -- one marathon about ten years ago so let's use that -- Matt.
All you do is work out all they have posed in front of them here -- yeah.
Are dotting every day of the week the only people who are tattered clothing -- -- -- -- -- people.
That wait list.
Yeah could you -- -- tax yeah at least when I lose -- though bill I do it in front of older men who are gratified -- there are no audiences for marathon running over what I -- out there are squatting over a mirror Derek seven or eight.
Men paying a hundred to 200 dollars to watch but.
But you can't even crowded for you why -- weight -- the audience for merit our and others don't that's called family.
I like yeah yeah and I'm Chad now and after tenant renting it that the best way to go and -- yeah I -- -- -- -- I'm sorry you admitted that theory but they got I think a goal back for the ball are guys.
-- it is my theory Bloomberg initially wanted to have this.
Marathon -- an implicit endorsement of President Obama because who would have won the race.
-- Vote for our privacy as Hillary URL staff Ed I have to say the real victory in all of this Chris Christie because.
-- You know cozying up to President Obama who finally recognized him.
Bruce Springsteen remiss if we're -- actually -- the other night how bad.
Actually he went Bruce Springsteen yes and -- -- to say oh you're great at great there or governor whatever years.
Finally -- City Council city.
Yeah finally a -- let it out by being with Christie has -- -- recognize him though so we go ahead.
You're buying into this Machiavellian plot that -- Obama and Chris the conspired.
Two to sort of that that that derail the Romney campaign that this is a big big conspired to have it or not this was sandy was an October surprise.
But could give manufactured by different Christie and Obama disk around it -- always say.
I -- -- -- just like our rating at hostage crisis but we've referred -- yeah.
Big guy fugitives and -- -- I was sad as it does help when Obama's exit Christie it's like a biracial ten.
A look at all of that police say that I had with sort of a -- and there's a little -- I just if -- -- and -- -- the Christie think like I get -- I think people I don't know I think Chris he has doesn't have an ideological bone in his body I think he just does what he wants -- -- -- -- but he was helping his people -- -- -- he was still ahead for people on the right to say that he was conspired with Obama it's.
That's about as helpful to Romney is -- -- -- -- endorsing Obama was helpful to Obama.
I agree with the humble little by the way it anti Muslim clerics.
Came out and blamed hurricane sandy on the anti Islam video that happened today what they get that idea for a well what I -- They didn't know I was what do you tell them because they're horrible all right from one pointless race to another -- about the elections now.
They're both sides predict a -- -- they cancel each other out election -- -- a year away jail in the country could be marketed anti.
Dick Morris says Romney will win in a landslide which sounds very muddy he might like that well New York Times pulled -- Jockey -- Silver is -- Alabama.
-- -- for Barack Hussein Obama anyway what about the electoral popular vote split it could happen where it could not.
At least that's what my pet -- captain hard -- told -- this morning he's never -- except about Vietnam big mistake -- only someone could make sense of it also would like Joseph Biden.
There's never been -- day the last four years I've been proud to be his vice president not once.
Is -- national treasure meanwhile Mitt Romney is making a final push in swing states my favorite states.
On Friday you know why on Friday in his campaign released a TV -- delegate heavy play in Ohio take a look.
-- -- -- -- And I approve this message.
The other matters that he approves it which makes it okay for me -- -- entertainment -- you basically care only about Bradley Cooper's dating.
Okay yeah literally have a question I just wanted to hurry to are you aware there's an election.
And it sell it I want your prediction who do you think he's gonna win next year -- winning the election tasteful.
I'm counting down the 360 back.
Can't answer your question because I am a world renowned journalists -- -- -- -- and I strongly believe that journalists have not certain that voting for an honest to god I don't even tell my husband and -- And really got my parents keep coming in and I make sure you about them -- My vote for the guy Ishikawa hit the ball flight and taking account they keep me reiterating that the election is 365 days away from now section marked my calendar and go to the polls that day I -- figure out your voting for by asking him.
I could -- media should give me some and other kind of moderate -- and you had to be well.
Bill did put something in there but you cannot remember anything.
-- -- go both sides are predicting a win for their guy is it possible that Obama and Romney could win.
Becoming co presidents and they could split the week went in the country on alternating days guesses.
Very common I think.
And other times in Bhutan.
The United States in the -- yes FDR II governed with a guy that I knew in my music and my grandfather's friend nobody knows knows what.
As -- Rick yeah yeah -- rationalize -- like -- -- -- and it.
I never expected to you -- feel -- right like did you know hundreds permits reference.
Bucks anywhere here Obama's gonna win attack idea yes I think that this I think cash and all this piling on nine Nate Silver and all these people.
He is I do what it seems like he's right and what is it what -- do you think it's a close are not even close.
I -- I think it's close but not as -- is as a lot of pundits and more ideological pundits are letting on I mean.
Dick Morris says that it's going to be a landslide in favor Romney.
In I don't know what planet Dick Morris is living on its -- Fleetwood Mac planet he loves.
-- I'm sorry to say he's yeah.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'll -- you agree.
I mean what's your feeling a -- Now that Governor Christie is stuck it Shiv in Mitt Romney -- how it's going to be an Obama landslide no doubt about that.
I just wonder -- this guy Nate Silver all the sudden came out of nowhere yeah they're not always easy easy -- but now we did degenerate gambler on top of that -- yes I do would you be surprised he had picked the Boy -- -- -- it is mathematically that are that you're probably not on the jury doesn't.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I'm certainly that is out of -- it allegedly you have done is made whole all of a sudden split with.
And Warner wins they will have a -- do you true.
It is I don't know he just taught me how to say things won't let us do it's not that he does he doesn't I would.
I think doing this over five years my daughter whoever that is I don't for a -- I ain't married.
And I know that's a great version of V journalist question mark I had great great I -- -- -- -- I guess I mean I'm.
-- -- I think he's had a yeah -- -- -- -- get.
You bill I want to I didn't bring -- red eyes political correspondent Mike Michaels and I think we have immunities usually covers this sort of thing.
What am -- looking for one.
Greg just a few recently that race is really close almost -- of the few candidates -- international well the battleground states in that vehicle slightly.
Don't federal -- Gary Johnson.
Went out -- -- Because -- -- an estimated 260.
Mile or both we were Obama can and children and problem.
You know the market that summarized in -- local people in sugar house in New Hampshire the opponent of want to blow it -- me.
But the election and -- and Wednesday it went off I don't Colorado could really draw closer.
I think we're seeing this -- is it close it.
Because they're so close you can.
-- It we'll yeah.
We're getting that.
The good shorten the gap by about thirty seconds well I didn't cut your teeth working on the Dukakis campaign what if I get around -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- keep that balance.
A personal I have to correct you on that I'd cut my teeth while saying the word Dukakis and it was a very painful injury and still recovery secondly.
You know you don't think Morse.
Who basically wrote the columns and there's going to be a landslide and he did that because he likes the united -- I don't know how they.
I -- American who is usually like he's a good number crunching what.
All of a sudden this thing silver is usually right mean because he's ready but let me say some things right once I've nasal or the idea that he wants to make friends are so what that he can actually swing any votes towards -- -- -- -- -- ludicrous.
It's all in the business that you're in if you're wrong it's not a good thing right so why would he -- the books.
If he knows that he's wrong he's got to come out looking like good some Michelob.
Yes but inflation apparently gets inside there those houses and say -- but yeah yet and -- until at least know what.
He didn't steal your thunder he made no sense at all attack ads and everything -- Over a fraud Dick Morris is the world's greatest genius.
-- he's adorable we have great conversation -- all coming up.
Well -- can still is honored to be targeted votes.
Jill Dobson and why she became approach until -- killing spokeswoman well done.
-- -- -- -- It was but cracks and you got -- this story yes because we're doing other stories.
So I -- teams this story.
Instead -- -- the other one.
Well that doesn't -- if there's no second terrible on Wednesday.
His program evangelical radio the radio Randy.
How -- every and he.
-- -- Let's start over here bottle it did tell local radio host Bryan -- claim that it Romney did -- Obama.
There's still be mobs looting and bloodshed which as it turns out is not an actual -- that sells blood.
I was confused I lost money on that went Fisher didn't hear from reports of looting following hurricane -- claimed that it was quote.
Just a preview of what's going odd going to happen if President Obama loses the election have a look at the rest of the -- have a look at the restaurants.
People been out there be saying that from governor Romney's gonna take Wallace away from us president -- is gonna take -- we are lollipops we're entitled to a we're just gonna go get it.
Barack Obama that the -- of the elections have been stolen from us.
Good to see John Gibson's -- days ahead.
That was excluding -- bloodshed what else can we expect more out of Obama -- well today got.
Intelligent gay marriage.
The and that.
There is -- connection.
Gay marriage thinking he's going to trash cans people dying we're hard at -- -- predictions -- -- -- from both sides mostly from the left I don't know yes what are people saying like if Obama wins we're gonna burn things up is this is baloney.
I believe it's a bunch of crap I don't think the country is as polarized as it once was.
A lot of criticism and some racial implications and that I just don't think it exists anymore we had a black president this is not the 1960s.
In the fifties.
And by the way giving guys like this attention it's just like when people have a focused attention on the new Black Panther Party -- consists of about eight people.
And that but you know put it it just magical it amplifies.
Something that really doesn't exist yeah and that's the case -- this guy in the same that would -- the idiot who burned the Koran and it causes problems but reality.
They were just a miniscule number of these.
And I -- that's probably TV's you have to fill buckets he always gotta fill that bucket with things that may not matter jail are we really this polarized as a nation.
Was it really just the polish people.
I don't think so but it didn't think this them.
You could create something here creative self fulfilling prophecy are starting to get people riled up I'm start getting very pleasant and I wanted to get violence and that's not an extreme and I want to cookies -- I want to cancel -- in the face -- Well happily it.
And he panicked parents found and I mean I think that showed new -- pessimism right.
You're -- the green room that you grew with everything this evangelists said -- you only wish you were running rather than Romney which is a prize giving or libertarian.
Yes I'm -- his -- I don't.
I mean it is I don't I take credit yes you know punching people in the face I'd love to point this time -- -- Is what is I'm Christian and yeah well.
There's a reason for that.
Yeah I -- I mean this is ridiculous has been a lot of people pumping this stuff and it's been on Drudge a little bit easily asked by the way all good info in world -- yet which is not a real website it's a website run by a lunatic.
Bad guy -- -- member's name but he yells like he's all right let's.
It's not just I just you guys the -- it's it's again a true fair and it's like there's an what is the evidence and there's nothing.
It is it's like it's like it's a calculating Twitter tweets that tweets that say they're gonna kill you.
You know it's it's like it's that they're -- you know -- 350.
Million people in New York alone right.
Yeah that made us -- -- again like five people that wanna Kelly is so it's like I'll guard I put about as much stock -- -- -- like people saying they're gonna leave if the candidate doesn't -- go to Canada -- bring you -- -- the one thing Americans seem to be united on is that looked at all this upcoming violence falls -- your stupid it.
That was not a question I know -- -- -- noting last year and they add -- back everybody -- -- means I don't need to question.
I think people like my mom -- my mom I don't -- Obama surrogate -- up.
The -- the act of -- he hates you look I don't.
Let's not give -- all Matt all I.
Know Alan Grant Israel break protocol this guy's -- Ernie pelvis.
This guy's this guy's got backup is that he said look at -- in New York.
That's just a preview what considering what we've gone through the looting has been to -- animal.
But this and I wouldn't know that because he's probably never been to work that publicity and I for one would like to invite him that he can see help he's -- -- -- I would like to meet him -- -- corner a 125.
And Malcolm X boulevard and we'll just set -- all around and have a lovely.
Peaceful time shining -- you.
By their -- market where whites there are people on the left and on the right that are that are talking about.
Like an apocalyptic ending after this election because people are so emotionally invested this is what happens is like a child who doesn't get his bicycle for his birthday.
I'm never leaving -- room again this happened two years with me and I got over it.
My point is people get very emotional and life goes on.
Exactly they'll be hard feelings you have that won't be this kind of viable that is like LA riot -- -- it's just not we're not out yet point if only there was a guy.
Erupts when you get upset somebody named Greg Gutfeld what is what is the book and the -- what does that guy do this I said to such -- talks.
Hundreds interview you wouldn't be German would do.
That he's a better products are right -- a I -- -- if you like haven't found on the show you ballots that -- -- At a video of your animal doing something strange -- -- -- his site go to Fox News on Tom's last what I.
-- got submitted video I would like -- -- -- the guy that's not -- overseas and maybe I -- him.
Might attack it.
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Let's find out if we get it around so far let's go to TVs and you leave you -- whatever you have stars Greg taken -- from getting -- powerful pop.
What good news what is not about goodness so -- -- -- -- And a -- Canadians.
Where is moving.
You actually meridor canceled Bernie referred to Mayor Bloomberg -- original and all punk.
Sorry iPod -- though it's hard look -- make -- I would prefer not -- as a lot of people know I think I'm a huge fan of Mayor -- place I have to agree that he may have blown this one.
Totally alive I didn't believe he was pressured -- -- he's pissed off tonight that he had -- -- -- it doesn't feel -- Can't even feel bad for the big -- that is still being recovered the odds stacked now he doesn't kill he's humiliated because he had to cancel his marathon he's.
This guy is a park avenue look -- who is -- totally insulated that has no feelings for the average schmuck out.
That is suffering right now and I know he didn't know the -- -- that valiant bid that Iraq -- hasn't been breezy point.
And so yeah average normal -- there.
I don't think I understand how strongly you feel numbness and yes I.
I voted no other than all of that he's got a great depth.
In what respect I'm kidding I can't -- -- jerk.
Michael you noted that during -- -- Minnesota businesses people you talked to thought those are good ideas it was nice to see them finally realizing Bloomberg is awful this isn't the first time I remember the winter storm back in December 2010 when no.
There were no -- is on the streets and yes he was like in Bermuda or something so that means basically event.
They're gonna think he's great.
What's the difference and several -- saying about time -- would like.
My it was Christmas for me everyone was saying -- this is the end of his political career yet he somehow wasn't.
-- women need to started banning things and yeah I think people like OK thank you sir what country -- -- Like Jim did you.
Think it is he is the way he does things he's right because.
He's extremely paternalistic about how we treats the citizens of New York we don't know how to eat you don't have a smoking and had a drink.
You know -- to take -- yourself and I guess people are OK with that.
You have the peoples and America did seem like it and I.
These same people on -- -- if you about this at the same people that lament the so called Disney vacation to new York and he used to be great and -- And it's like -- yeah I love the fact that you can't get you know Fries after three in the -- Is that yeah you can't -- the -- after three yeah -- -- what I want more people are pointing out that -- the Saturday before the storm hit.
They have a regular press conference initially tell to one of -- it's not going to be a big deal.
That turned people artists are beyond the Afghan people are reporting that are out enough as that crazy about the -- that.
Is sort of dangling like what looks like a bed Viagra commercial again he assured us that all of construction sites were inspected and sort -- that they what.
And to be fair though -- at that happens all the cranes.
This idea what I when I go by that -- I hear like a George targets on.
And I see challenger drive by and with some guy in his forties with.
It's pretty cool.
-- don't care about that -- anymore.
A birdies you to prove who the idea that Obama had.
-- this storm with his weather machine.
-- wake up man just wake up.
You know I told Jones out of a couple of Beers.
Today he wasn't hot spots that got -- -- I don't know where I'm from -- Our committee had an elderly man I don't know how do you from Canton.
And -- and -- -- -- Greg you said that some anti Muslim -- explain this storm on that video actually -- Muslim -- -- -- well you have most of Clarence let me in on the -- some video you waited they've learned that from him perhaps we should point out a lot of Muslims denounce those clerks.
I did not know that yes they -- way to ruin my narrative guy right now anyway Pena.
Elections that -- -- you strongly believe journalists shouldn't care who they're voting for -- in most cases it's pretty obvious.
I think it is at this sad state of affairs and -- fifth.
-- of your opinions to yourself -- it yet so unbalanced Romney.
And I think -- learned a bomb hits and two words Gary Johnson -- Kenya and -- said Obama is gonna win.
I've got -- to 75 to 63 Obama.
That you did yeah that's exactly what I haven't I just didn't say it as -- depends of the moment I'm going fifty to 48 Romney on the popular vote.
I'm no longer looking to split that's very interesting have you -- the wager on this like Nate Silver now I know I am discouraged from betting.
I think it's over apparently has also discouraged from Vietnamese and operated humanity by the interpublic interpublic editor yes replacing a 2000 dollar -- which he said he would underestimate him -- -- -- and I got something to me at all.
Yeah okay I've obviously heard the two words Nate Silver more times today that I had -- I -- last.
Well -- get a bring it up again Bernie you have to their helmets over -- all of a sudden.
It's it's -- more than all of a sudden in the 2008 presidential race he picked 49 out of fifty states and all 35 senate races that's what sort of made him.
Famous political -- bad guys but in fairness and do you believe Dick Morris to the exact same thing -- wide -- I do want to point out bill you said -- -- is usually right and you know he's right a lot.
But I want to point out the division he should.
I know all the want to point out because absolutely nobody else ever will that in 2008 I now the exact electoral count that in 2010 are now the exact number of seats that how the Republicans -- gain in the house -- -- we didn't either of those things -- that is a good point that you're nobody thought god are you wanna record or we have to trust you -- I didn't believe it settled on -- ownership and how you can call me crazy but because it's not that I nobody -- I think any people call me crazy but not -- no just with one specific it's not cracked yeah -- The cat still is making that -- -- -- hamsters that was crazy the I predicted that wasn't prepared to what it.
Pleasant gap when everyone's -- after suits you won't think Chris.
Bob Bryant -- predicts post election riots if Romney wins or -- -- -- -- riots if -- guy loses.
Hag yes so like you're not really encouraging people to go vote for your guy you're saying if he wins -- are going to be -- This is I think Nick Price every time -- Detroit team lands haggard -- pretty.
There I think features into roster might be -- Don't know what that means that we help these events I've entered this island earth reference come on people why do we have to be as dirty as you.
You do you're that -- why did not.
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I'm just assuming that -- -- -- And in might go to that that's about what's your name in the shelves.
Michael it was -- the -- haven't got to know that info wars as Alex Jones.
Well I don't know I can remember -- man but I do I go to the website to see what you know what the chem trails in their community and this particular topic than.
I am actually -- Greg said he wanted you to punch bill in the face and you didn't so I wanted to just give me another chance at -- -- -- Yeah yeah next the McCain doesn't matter what everybody -- it was a little little kid -- connected.
Yeah that and yeah I'm closer you are so I literally Vietnam I was an immensely -- -- then let you disappointment -- I had three and I your spirit antibodies are just some kind of weird I announced.
We've worked out nothing different what I was where was because balance my -- -- he's eleven violent antiwar erotic yeah.
He did it again able to make it really were.
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Famous removal that they they called the kids don't do this museum when I coming -- -- -- -- with my good friend -- give it -- Plastic cardboard cut out of -- -- to do it chairman.
-- no idea but yeah.
Which colleges are prepared Gordon's ability and have passed and I signed my roommate asks -- used to seeing you again it's something we'll.
Not being cute led.
Yet a Chinese man is there any other kind reportedly sued his wife for giving birth to -- ugly DD.
And he won according to planted -- dot com source for all my news yachts -- Not because neither he nor his wife grad attractive they're laughing about how to pronounce his name -- Because the kid that he.
-- -- was an attractive.
She did not know -- it's not -- cheated on him but it turned out there unsightly Ike did resemble mommy.
Of course he's been a 100000 dollars and plastic surgeries and filed for divorce in suitor.
For being ugly.
The court determined that because he altered her appearance drastically and never told them about it they were -- a false pretense is.
An award him a 120000.
Dollars which is pointless and sale of its kind.
Yeah I think for the being that baby being fed.
-- by the way that was the new movie starring Linda Hunt.
-- -- -- -- Nobody knows who -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- and truly he wasn't obese.
I don't know what I'm living dangerously.
What was the guys in the it is the easiest guy in CIA -- latest is that -- You -- -- kick returner and I'll let loose a little Ali and -- now.
And Appleton and Linda -- emotionally -- -- Trip -- -- Hamilton let's focus on that.
-- let's get this story since you are seriously not an entertainment reporter there.
I'm Bob does deceptive he told a date switch I would call it a neat in swear that I have and I I sit -- that you could say it.
They say didn't mind -- I I and -- I had and I know I email that he is five hours ago debuted to.
I -- mr.
capacity but I think I let my children to resemble -- Atlanta's.
Don't hit plastic surgery because then if your child goes out with you know -- feature of years -- -- that what mom awesome and she has -- -- that I feel OK well why not to.
When your baby is born immediately have plastic surgery and that baby aren't -- -- -- -- -- you that's why -- you have to give up stuff.
The king you you brought that kid into the planet.
You're totally -- I I can't watch them all to look like Robert Conrad.
I'm Linda putts is blowing and a little over in the 97 the -- well bless Robert Conroe yes artists Gordon is well played by Ross -- Nicely done and Michael Dunn wrote a little midget who later killed himself by -- -- this is what's going on here at.
And do you never Michael -- -- -- the evil midget in what -- wild wild west I don't know what you're paid to know.
And it's pretty hot I believe it was kind of Brad and the guy you're talking about his will -- you look at.
I was a delight as people will do little.
Wild wild west Michael Dunn played the evil midget he was a tragic character.
Michael is this story real or -- now this -- like -- are -- and what was that web -- this capers -- And I -- PF Chang.
I'd always like hundreds of -- China that I did this if this is true to its clear of him -- Not a pictures yeah or just start by because there's no more and in this episode yes.
I'd say that this -- -- but if it were true what you would create the last and I would drop -- -- like it is improvement it.
No I'm just saying CEO I don't think he is that China needs is that -- I really dire need of tort reform China need to implement the worst what did he really isn't but -- added I think guys maybe young saying that he's been dancing around giant game and style and he got a hundred GMT that's.
Go to -- collar if you can column being the guy that's.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- About bill.
You had plastic surgery to make yourself look uglier which means your spouse one game would be pleasantly surprised that you bite -- better attractive children.
Sadly Madonna's I have now -- and I've got to have better taste in women.
This is still I look at the whole sub text of the article was this ruling could be bad for Chinese -- I'll make it can be bad for Chinese women.
When you've got three Chinese women to average 3000 Chinese -- Nothing really -- as much as can be bad for that if she had stated ugly she was she'd still be the pick of the litter and had an ad to run by men.
-- -- -- Run -- and and that's.
I don't know what that means in maybe I don't wanna find out.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- However it is big humane on the wind.
It is it colleges and universities apparently is bad behavior bounds the Associated Press whatever that is reported at schools across the country responding.
But promoting more civility on campus and treating the decline of like this course as a public health epidemic on par with measles outbreaks.
And as CDs.
At the University of Tennessee go Buckeyes this school chancellor and outlines ten principles of civility community at freshman orientation.
The time normally reserved for deciding -- -- -- -- sleep -- meanwhile critics argue that such campaigns may -- second free speech in the name of tolerance and diversity.
Mike I go to you first why try to teach young adults how to act why not just kick them -- Out of school but what is that this is another -- -- but it's not your -- You know it was your fault your record a very aggressive but again this is it because there's that fake people that make up epidemics that are like good ideas and -- and shingles something.
But it's like completely it's at what people -- creating a problem because I have a solution for one out of there is no problem of what -- some of the kids there and they're of course there in civil.
Yeah college yeah I think there in civil and there and confidant and there in -- and adorable I'm an American market.
Here's my theory is this really about free speech that they're like creating this -- so they can tell people what to think -- one.
That -- not a total PC BS of that for an Akron.
And yet just total garbage stealing ability starts with your mom when you're a kid and kids kids.
-- animal -- remember animal lover lord of the flies.
These -- just kids grown up but it starts with him about it finally get to college wasting your time trying to teach kids ability.
He's just a waste of your money and their time that -- By the way it was of lord of the flies it's Lord of the Rings.
I was near one of the day I take it again.
That is why it is lord of the flies it was a pregnant you argue with me but it's lord of the flies Lord of the Rings is the movie lord of the flies is a novel -- -- -- start.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- But couldn't hi Joseph doesn't -- -- seem like they're punishing everyone for a few.
It -- an active by the -- Sensibility makes ability pointless civility should Lisa do you do -- See I don't I wouldn't see it as punishment because those of us who know how to be -- would take that class and get an easy today yeah and that's never -- punishment like.
Would admit to the south into broadcasting classes and I had to learn how to speak like someone from middle America it yet.
Attendance yes and what's this cook stuffing your water and everyone's like.
-- -- -- Yeah.
Clubs and I love -- yeah yeah but I can see yeah.
I know it's able to see a glass.
Does porn and it was -- -- -- line that's kept drying.
He's wrong Brentwood died all of these assets.
-- -- -- -- -- -- Bill I didn't have a question for him he didn't they're afraid you know let's get -- -- -- -- class and I don't.
Talk to bill yeah I don't know yeah.
-- -- -- about I don't know no offense I'm loving it -- rights I've never felt this way about ice before in my life.
Few quick program notes I'll see you back -- cited 5 PM for especially this with a five.
There's no -- red -- Monday or Tuesday because of Bob for the Election Day coverage -- it read it read I.
I hope returns Wednesday.
We don't know it really the post game.
-- just wanna point out you're saying -- -- Mars because if there's election shenanigans or might not not because the shows being canceled if I'm not necessarily that -- -- gets close to promenade and amortization and yet I just wanted to -- and one ugly rumors to start you're an ugly rumor I know I don't want a second.
I don't like I don't like competition with.
Michael what you got quickly.
Stuff coming up Manila -- there -- -- for a night -- that we can work.
I've missed reconnect in my friends from Pakistani flu I think -- you friends in Cleveland.
-- -- I -- Miami -- what you got.
I was aborted baby Fox Business I've already all over the country that thanks to -- -- we had a cancellation the last minute he came.
And you didn't show during a tough time he's the real hero but what.
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