Dogs the key to a long life?

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A study suggests that the key to long life is to own a dog -- happily married and have plenty of good friends also never dying to reach young researchers found that when it came when it comes -- deputy all those things are more important than your place of birth your wealth or social class.

Joseph if I'm reading this study correctly and I believe that I am.

I will begin within six months and you'll be lucky to last a week.

Andy I made do you think I might be dead by the end of this week which is unfortunate because I planned on killing you in six months really yeah.

Now I can't -- so this study is good news for me.

Yes you -- -- history and I earned did you buy that owning a dog can change your life that much -- this offensive to cast yet this is horrible Thompson via I think.

We're both cat understand this you know this -- We know this is just the it's crap that was horrible thing -- yet off.

Probably did the study was actually founded funded.

By dogs we asked for a lot of people don't know that afternoon or Maria Davis super pac now absolutely -- sixty pet owners use the word baloney.

Now when they're -- and then balderdash -- that's -- look at that Karl rover.

I don't eat right funded this study.

Our paths and if you think my best friend and I didn't think I would hate to go on that ahead on -- have been -- end of the show right there.

And again now that you know that they are being married -- -- last longer will you pressure some land into doing that you received.

No because like I -- to this little prejudice is a study this stuff in nineteen velocity of about 200 white American -- And -- know -- American man I wasn't born in nineteen spoke -- I have I -- find it very very interesting study that one -- swimming you have pets tool to spend more than they do you have confidence -- I consciously think and it's meant.

And the manner thankful yeah Bob Dylan let me go to you I guess I think that this study shows recently -- -- -- women would rather die younger than they would to marry you.

Larry you trying to stop me I -- -- -- just -- an Austrian decent but absolutely.

And I don't think that -- -- time to take a break.

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