Miller's take: Petraeus scandal and Twinkies in peril
Comedian on sex scandal, Rahm Emanuel madness and iconic tasty treat
- Duration 7:09
- Date Nov 19, 2012
Comedian on sex scandal, Rahm Emanuel madness and iconic tasty treat
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Thanks jealous of Bill O'Reilly in a militant segment -- very busy week for the state of Southern California which is why he's joining us on Monday and set a Wednesday on spring amendment Santa Barbara.
So I think you'll agree with me Miller -- -- -- -- hurts the country right.
Countries are a lot of ways right now though and I don't think this is the -- way at least these women are hot.
And I mean when I watched Charles cheat on Diana for Camilla Parker bowls -- members and -- -- -- kidding me huge -- small lies what happened of that yet.
People like sex they're always got to block and -- Petraeus that he was laid the search.
I guess he was leading the search was okay but -- -- a broader.
We lose lose no not for me.
That I think powerful metabolic monitor.
You know -- ran around.
Case Summers V and Tina Turner both were I ex lover's does it -- night.
-- I'm sorry -- tired -- you know when he got up and I turn of the I singer and no I don't think this is a big ticket item right now except that it was that he was ahead spook -- he had to get -- because he can be leveraged.
If you go one notch two -- up and you're the president again you can screw Iraq capriciously.
But this guy could still be leverage sake can't we had spoke anymore but I think it indicates anything deeper about the already -- -- state of contemporary America.
-- -- -- Do you bloody -- Do you believe that the military code of justice which is why he had to get out.
Because as you pointed out civilians get away with this I mean it -- tarnished not like France when you fool around.
They'll likely get more votes there AV NN fact in France -- Europe powerful man you don't have a mistress I think you get.
And it's a different situations -- different societies -- -- now let's look payless I don't understand that he already sold as general John I thought he was retired.
He would you still in the military code of justice in because he is a general it's called general scandalous stuff and he and that's why had to go.
I thought it was called by just got to get those points right I thought he was retired General David Petraeus now civilian head of the CIA.
And that's a very important thing I might have a complete no no you're absolutely right civilian that is why he went on his sword because of the military code of justice.
He went on his sword because he knows every secret in the world.
And bad guys could leverage yeah that's why had to go I think but I might be wrong -- But he cited the fact that it the military.
Code which he appears to.
Even though he's retired look when these guys retired he still maintain general colonel and all of this business.
But and if you're in position of power.
You held to a higher standard.
All right so.
I I I just didn't see it -- at -- is retired general.
I'm I'm not part of this great I -- they're here Jerry -- that nobody held themselves to a higher standard he didn't fight it.
Hello don't any help himself so much -- Saturday would've been -- class.
-- Let's say -- to Chicago it's not easy -- Rahm Emanuel is -- there there as you know and he's he's gonna ban.
Vending machines that sell stuff that he is -- it's almost like Bloomberg here -- New York.
They you know garbage wounded sodas and all I can replace him with a healthy vending machines meantime Chicago murder rate is.
You know going out of the park and you say.
It is still by a vote in a machine and Chicago okay yeah yeah that's definitely -- machine direct.
Listen you know -- locale and Chicago's only two pieces of bacon wrapped her odds on so I don't know that this is the end of the world but I would point out.
That this is what the Woodstock generation.
Don't tell as anything about any thing we don't trust the man.
I just hope that everybody out there recognizes.
That they have become Orwell's Big Brother.
They want to be involved at every single asset their parents who drove them to become Dropbox.
-- ever this is intrusive as they are now that figuratively they are the parent in the biggest of all governments this stuff they worry about on a day to day basis.
Is absolutely insane.
Checks in lingerie and head -- what's in this -- saying this is the only reason that Obama can't jump in and saved winking and do that PR thing.
Is -- out -- -- on everybody they came and have a burger anymore.
They're involved in every aspect it's it's saddening to see what this country has rolled over for.
Well let's certainly wants to control where we live there's no doubt about it and every aspect I would content and -- twenty -- hostess says they mightn't be able to survive now.
It's another -- cause -- controversy about.
Ho -- wing dings.
You know this and this is -- you know this is.
This is heroin they're -- right.
-- Well listen -- If the Americans are now going to go offshore.
To procure -- -- Hollis.
It will happen to purchase an additional -- do you I -- see that a big smugly drain from bomb Cuba deadlocked issue and I -- -- -- -- smuggling -- those hours trying to stop it.
Well I don't know where they're going to smuggle because the twinkies rather shop but I don't know that's in between -- role and I.
If I saw the pictures of them -- -- -- you seen what's coming down on the road in this.
-- humorous segment on hair and I know you and I have a good time together.
But I know you -- your listeners seeing what's coming here.
The guys -- sensibly the most caring.
Had the most liberal.
Are now involved in what is -- five -- six topics in a row where you shake your hand you think.
My god they're gonna turn back in Gaza into another Watergate except this time it's not Nixon it's their guy and they're never gonna day -- That's that's all gonna go under but they're gonna worry about this minutia ad nauseam and I think it's a bad turn for the united -- There isn't any negative -- -- that now we're we are.
Becoming a nation in not only -- a nanny state with the financial business okay so we'll get you through life cradle to grave.
But -- battery when -- what we want it to -- -- comes along with it will give me this stuff.
All right but you better do what we tell you to do well -- -- I got I got a laugh about it now because pretty soon -- get it say about the laughed about it let's put it felt like yep.
Pretty soon it's gonna be if you didn't need to twinkie.
-- Just north.
By the way if you wanna struggle twinkies don't call me I don't even want to think about I didn't vote no and -- look forward to arriving in Texas.
This coming Friday big -- in Austin and I.
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