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5 reasons to be thankful for president's reelection

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    Gutfeld: Giving thanks for Obama

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-- Thanksgiving is -- time to give thanks not sure why exactly but that's what the hallmark people tell me.

-- five reasons why should be thankful the president was reelected.

One it's like staring off a bit dated one shot to -- you think if he lost he wasn't gonna come back in eight years to run again.

With grayer hair making him three times more trustworthy -- Kofi -- and -- mean who knows so it's like having dinner with the in lies you want to get it over with that he can go often become emperor of Europe.

-- word out 50% less racist.

Although I doubt the left we'll see it that way -- -- that that they think re electing Obama makes this more racist because we actually forced him to run well we should have anointed him or the very least recognize that he was born among us to forgive our sins amen.

Three Eva Longoria can now run for senate and get up Twitter if she promises young voters think it's the other parent's health care -- fifty she could be president.

For.

Watch Obama become more conservative as -- it's -- team.

You think the president really wanted to date in Occupy Wall Street held though they'll call -- -- deceive his grandsons are of age.

Five Obama's dog is safe for another four years.

If it's still the same dog draw the best way to hide -- canine diet eat the same dog over and over again and replace it with the same type.

It's what she's doing to Jasper.

It's.

-- to think gun rights Erica that.

It's good that he got reelected because who's gonna run again anyway well sure -- -- -- lived there at the public groups are going to be very happy he got reelected the illegals -- -- have because they'll be amnesty in the second term no question about it but here's one that no one.

Has really talked about I think that's gonna happen the second term.

I think he's gonna set up an infrastructure bank.

-- set that up they'll put.

Billions and billions of dollars taxpayer dollars into -- and the unions are -- are the ones we're gonna benefit from a he's gonna -- -- union contracts through the an infrastructure bank.

-- god knows we need infrastructure help what can the American taxpayers -- in other words it's the stimulus that he did the first time around.

The second there's only 7% unions in the construction -- -- -- and guess what -- guess what they do -- benefited from the stimulus bill benefit from a you know what's great about this is like this is like a Thanksgiving dinner where -- accidentally introduced politics into it yet.

That was on the -- of oil content being not to do I got my it's getting cold -- sorry.

It let let me just say I think is a blessing -- the president got reelected for all of you realize that the more important it.

You know you can say how he divides the country -- division against the whopper Jefferson died in nine and yet the Republicans have divided the country with the 47%.

Percent 3% so I think there's new word for dividing the country goes clearly to the Republican they do that and it's.

At forty separate us how to get a lot of setting yourself dug dug out a bush ever -- that they divided if you take Mitt Romney's words and been you know put it in the blender and get it cut cut cut comes out like this stuff right here.

And say that -- he did -- He wasn't talking about Osama people who receive benefits that's we've talked about he wasn't dividing the country.

By the way all we had to listen to this year was President Obama land back the rich he's been openly hostile to businesses that Kelly got elected was crap class warfare is done and I class warfare is he now wondering generally class -- won't -- -- -- -- -- absolutely -- -- -- -- come -- Occupy Wall -- -- where did you get the 991% that's -- -- Occupy Wall Street which was all about class when that's only wants to leverage section of 1%.

I once did more than that we know that it's an off with raising taxes I want to thank you haven't -- -- on Thanksgiving Day.

Dana but I'm thankful for is that at the election is over.

And and that it was decisive and that he won -- -- -- Republican Party is going to have to regroup I think that that was good for everybody get it done over with and move on.

-- -- Because if you if you will.

And I that think that it's -- I think people are.

Thanksgiving will be a good time to just press the reset button and Siemens.

And you also if he had lost.

The media would be devastated and we'd have to deal with that that I would be thankful for that I think I have I.

I'm not thankful that he got reelected I'm sorry I can't -- it's a good thing for the Republican Party I don't I don't think it's a good thing for the country I'm not thankful for.

I don't care that it gives us four more years to regroup I think the damage he's gonna do in four years is going to be pretty -- to a you know history I'm not getting hit the reset button.

I'm going to hit the button on the box so wine and where some clients get through the next four years and just -- -- all real social -- -- party stands for.

That's you know the thing -- we don't have that problem or you shouldn't -- No -- we don't that they don't have the messenger they are message you know you guys I can ever had a message but yet -- tiger them.

I agree with you.

Tiger with -- I figured if -- Republican Party doesn't have.

The of the proper focus on -- message there -- it's a splinter group as far right who believes -- one thing there's that's OK senator.

That's that's okay establishment that believes in something completely different but I agree with -- and the next four years can be really that I.

The left has a message its dependency politics they've got a message and -- messenger our message which is not dependency politics.

They don't like it people like did eats well if you buy a house and you take your mortgage deduction you know that -- that you're -- -- And it looks like the Democrats might actually do that and I'm grateful that Romney's -- flat tax flat tax -- and.

I had to say though I I don't mind that there is that a division on the right you is that -- I think it's good.

And I think about what's more -- is finding a leader that is inspirational Ronald Reagan.

But you'll run rate that is disagreed with a lot of stuff got Reagan did yes nobody does it matters when -- -- -- a split factions on the right.

The vote turnout doesn't happen because of people who don't like that the candidate saying I'm not -- we have three million fewer boats this -- on the -- with.

Well I think -- got so it's a lot outside and he's definitely separate from the right can become president -- that.

I think some -- from the right will be in the next president.

Doesn't get to that point I knew about this dependency politics and a President Obama Marty tried to limit -- charitable deductions and it's Thanksgiving Day.

That's gonna prevent a lot of people from getting to a lot of very good causes -- this is a democratic idea.

So Bob I'm interested to see what happens with -- fiscal cliff I you know if I pay for all these social programs they're gonna limit deduction to -- I.

Think it's terribly taken it's a deduction revenue the dollar your hedge fund people I think it's just RB did you -- number two on your list of things not to bring a fiscal cliff yeah.

But there was a -- on the one name and some really cool guy that's come on over to dance a lot of money gap fiscal cliff that he's going to be -- -- some records.

Greg -- to get issued -- now this is yeah I do -- -- get out air coming up what year.