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Miller: Obama's tax hike talk is 'creepy'
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Comedian riffs on higher taxes, royal baby madness and unicorns in North Korea
- Duration 6:19
- Date Dec 5, 2012
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So -- -- listen Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight both Dennis and I are one for senators and we make our money honestly we work hard we don't exploit anyone we pay our bills and our taxes on time.
But our taxes are about to go up big time.
Joining us out in Santa Barbara the -- Southern California Dennis Miller.
You know you're not only and again it because I do believe there's going to be -- stories in Washington.
From YDC -- you get it in in California and they may then take your deduction for state taxes out to.
So effectively I'm trying to do the math here in California you'll be paying about 55%.
-- -- income to the government.
Was it at some point if I could exist on 45% of my money.
I'm gonna expect all you people out there I don't know to be able to get by on 55%.
-- -- OK not go mob pull it together.
Listen I want to help the -- -- have said that a lot.
I could care less about the clueless right now and then that unfortunate position.
Where -- -- subsidizing.
Morons.
-- plate I secretly rebel win that's a weird place debate.
Are you going to move out of California if team if they raise it up to 14% which is what -- probably gonna do out there.
I don't know I had to talk things government -- family but every everything's on the table as the president would say everything's on the tape yet because that's an awful lot of money let's face it flows and Obama's -- a lot of this Billy.
-- he should've just said he wants to tax successful people.
This whole rich thing has been that.
It's -- creepy thing that he's not making people who do well.
To be bad guys I know you'll you'll have problems whether you think he's a good guy not not a lot of problems with the class warfare business c'mon it's great to me that he should say Asians say successful.
He shouldn't say rich he's -- -- of doctors your blog on I find it.
Creepy -- the president okay.
Talk about rich people.
Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton expect -- -- a little royal person.
Do you care are you following this.
-- that girl better hope that the kid doesn't have her father in -- -- or she should get hooked up to the epidural tomorrow and that is going to be.
-- a tough.
That's going to be tough rafting trip there you know Billy in England they come -- on the other side of the locally -- to listen I don't get the whole lot.
I don't get the whole royalty thing I watch Beckett over the -- and Richard Burton stunning in this thing Peter O'Toole played -- -- fact that.
That is such a creep you wonder how they ever pulled off this whole royalty that they're just people like us they have somebody else put their pants on one leg at a time for them and they just like us I don't know how they get but -- would all -- stuff.
No I gotta tell you something when we were discussing what we you're gonna discuss.
Yesterday look there's Gallagher -- Gallagher on the -- Who -- we were discussing Miller topics that's not Gallagher that's we all.
All the clean -- yeah I had a look at how well under bridges -- We allow Miller to go into.
The Kate Middleton pregnancy he's gonna mention prince Charles's ears I I am miss Cleo as far as your concerned Miller either -- with -- Below are given -- a lot about pineapple with two DirecTV satellite dish is connected bottom up top halfback a and that's cruel man -- a pineapple.
-- -- -- Well rally -- -- -- -- Johnny did you -- incidentally there's not a coordinated then the yes yeah it is a very top and others haven't really.
-- song my dog I thought I got another -- -- the ball let me explain -- -- let me set it up.
The North Korean government has announced that it found a unicorn.
But.
Corridors are flooding.
You know put as a mythical creature that the -- person -- it.
But it's -- sure it now.
Mike where he used a if you Wear a uniform and you wouldn't I don't know what current Iraq every now there -- the only Malaysian -- -- -- but that.
That's right show up about a lot and probably this -- The schedule like from the Jersey Shore is one of those guys.
Close that the other cars were originally bred in the -- mythology.
They -- cross between a horse and that thing you can.
He pink while you were out -- -- That's -- they've read the other car because -- was busy they get all those phone calls when he -- up -- lunch and he put him on the unicorn snot.
I don't know who the hell all over -- if they can believe in that guy betting his father what's this kid's name shoveling.
And that malignant -- father of her kids if they can think there god they can believe they've found a -- -- right.
There's always people on the Pacific rim with their man who they think -- god.
Never ever hear Hedo he would walk in dressed as mr.
-- they thought it was god so what's happened and over there.
Look all I know is that the North -- by the -- of any food they're all starving so they -- present world -- that the government -- found you to court.
Let's what do you.
Haven't you haven't lived until you've had a pay any.
What does this -- shouldn't -- all of I unicorn grinder you know I didn't have a Philly.
And you either get a -- -- unicorn grander.
Our -- unicorn granular I don't opposite corners.
If you haven't at the end of and filling it'll all look a little more grown up -- OK if you like -- -- Little -- I didn't want to make everybody clear that I did not say the royal baby is going to be a pineapple with satellite dishes -- I doubt that most of ballots lied I was -- are you would ever great Christmas give go or how about tickets to the -- to -- shows you do thirteen.
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