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Miller Time: Chaos in budget debate

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    Dennis Miller on fiscal cliff, his beef with the NFL and the best places to be born

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Thanks -- and Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight was the right to this -- of Southern California joins us now from Santa Barbara.

-- -- -- following the budget debate you know I'm very impressed by that.

You know bill if you mean by following it if you mean not following it -- I think he'll.

Listen I'm out of it I I don't pay as much attention as I used to and I know this is gonna be delicate because -- got done at a Christmas party.

He -- you a second glass of free -- and you get all -- for a couple -- expect.

I think this guy plays rough and -- staying out of his way he won give him what he wants.

Don't leave any prints if it goes up in smoke you can pin the blame on -- I don't like Boehner is the guy we want to have there right now Boehner.

It's slow too emotional man and you mentioned that he is the busboy -- -- all -- -- He turns into -- cannot watch in terms of endearment while appeal in a Bermuda again.

Yeah starts to read like Sabrina is journal when she went the cooking school in France.

So I don't all of -- the main guy we want out there right now but I stay out of the way yes sir Mr.

President.

No sir Mr.

President may I have another mister president.

Little animal house a liberation okay.

I don't know what's -- on board by -- I hope they get some kind of deal.

Now this is -- introducing deal.

Best places in which to be born not to live just to be done all right okay.

The economist intelligence unit.

There they are Switzerland Australia and Norway Sweden Denmark Singapore New Zealand Netherlands Canada and Hong Kong no mention the USA -- sixteen.

So let's take the top three Switzerland Australia and Norway had -- Miller and other all the same to me one's got I had the Alps in the -- one's got a big rock in the -- planning about.

All these places that are called.

Yeah I don't wanna be the mayor of a Hamlet.

In Lapland OK -- could care less Sweden.

You kidding me.

Ingmar Bergman was an optimist in Sweden he saw the -- cup half full.

You know -- -- everything over there even your state run funeral after you lock yourself in your late twenties because you've -- larger hole cards as far as motivation does.

From day one and does not interest that.

I dig the big -- and what a mess.

United States I don't want the government in my life I'm not a militia -- up in court to lying to let me say this.

When I look at morons like Schumer and Pelosi.

And Joseph Biden.

That I think is there's really only wanted to started all over so that's why they.

That's why -- sixteen because babies will be frightened when they finally wake up.

And they and they see some of the people you mentioned looming ahead of them with power you know six days.

But when it really hits the fan and they start blown up mountain -- in Switzerland.

Trust me the Swiss are gonna drop all that neutrality thing come knocking on our door to kick the bad guys that yet it's what's it was interesting the reason they never got involved in any -- -- as they dynamited all of bear.

All of their tunnels and then so nobody could move around his -- anyway the only country haven't visited on this was has New Zealand have not been to New Zealanders very beautiful.

But Singapore's number six and Singapore is basically a fascist government they tell you what to do when the babies born they tell the baby's parent what blanket.

Would honor or him what kind of rattled to have.

You know Billy I think that's -- I think that blanket takes a blanket statement could help.

It's not a says the united out of freedom thought I'd Singapore.

And you know the Norwegian countries that you said they're all committed suicide they can't go out of the house for the six months because it's dark.

So I don't -- -- let me say this I just got a new BMW -- if some kid runs -- -- across that.

And some not aging cat wants to -- -- spreads -- its back communicate across his buttocks of all war equipment and but Miller man of the people I NFL you have beef with the national football only what is bad.

Let's get downs just like Obama he's is gonna try to change the whole -- get out of the way.

You know Roger just shut the late got I don't know how you sleep -- -- yourself would get that much problem whether it.

Just -- believe that Billy if you want to see the penalties replayed on any given night the current NFL game.

Watch the show later that night about who's in the NFL hall of fame the same -- Ronnie Lott would be find out of the league right now he's one of the greatest football players.

I've ever seen and then we'll play this game on -- -- liberals do where that got.

I guess you're saying you're in favor of broken -- so -- young man that has gone up but but what what if you go to a 21 year old kid has been played -- -- -- and that is not you get the play it.

For women a lot of money it's high impact do you dig it do you want to do it and they say yes.

I can't get involved in her life start to -- put a lid with a kid says noted that and seeing what sport which you -- watch and then a -- by its absence of violent brutal game.

The root of your problem is that the commissioner Roger Goodell wants to kind that kick loss there aren't too many people get hurt they wanna do you need -- soft seat.

But you know there -- there -- -- the commissioner of football.

Football -- violent.

Don't bring in the commissioner as -- pitch all this halfway crap wasn't -- no launch rule good idea helmet to helmet.

Good idea.

The rest of it is Jane Austen rolls cut it -- the twelve games Roger if you really cares much about these players as you say you do.

There's only one way to safeguard -- and we even get -- part of that.

Go from sixteen.

To twelve at a cost just somebody but I guarantee -- realize they save these flyers tonight.

Roger if you care they are all right.