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Neil's annual 'Christmas shopping tips for men and women'

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    Cavuto advises viewers

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Well forget the cliff and look at the bright side the world didn't end the -- missed it that's the good news now here's the bad.

The one -- -- you were counting how to get get a Christmas shopping.

And happening.

-- have to go -- are stopping at fast so now not a moment too soon.

We -- nothing for you here my annual Christmas shopping -- for men and women.

That's right -- Because I -- so pressed for time with the whole cliff saying am I being a bit busy with his -- Superhero thing.

You know trying to save the country I had to get cracking and start consolidating so without further -- my long overdue topic -- for all.

But the must be something you for Christmas so that you hadn't -- -- -- nothing -- -- -- Come -- Why did you give me a chance.

How about this didn't want to get -- -- it is too late you're going to have to go to the belly of the beast itself.

Yet the ball.

Just -- I.

-- to do not even bother looking for parking spot you won't find one.

All of this not -- people aren't shopping its allies they are lots huge impact so.

Good luck just walk from -- house now.

I don't care how far you are it's going to be quicker trusts.

And besides you look stupid slogan that woman with packages who's only going back to -- -- us from -- from.

But not before -- calls police stop that you're scaring her and actually me just talking about.

-- three do not do not do not go for sales it yielding stores have crowded.

Stores having sales are even more crowded and ladies I know this goes against your gender -- Maybe even -- -- rational human thought.

But if you're shopping this late in the game you're not entitled to itself there's a whole new set rules for you Ed this is something your -- goes well.

There is no time to play that unseemly people killing each other to get their hands on that last discounted scarf -- Just move on to the store where everything is full price.

And know what is shopping at yet remarkably stays in business.

Time is typed it out get out move -- lot.

-- board do not speak to anyone anyone on the check -- line this is crucial anyone especially that -- customer right behind you you don't -- usually no woman again sorry ladies.

I neck sweater your clutching.

And politely reminding you and -- served.

That seems letters selling for half the price -- a store at the other end of the mall but she's clearly not getting your.

I don't want to talk -- so here's where you respond ever so tersely.

I know lady but it's at the other end -- the mall and install.

She's gonna figure immediate.

But guess who's -- -- on line.

You -- right you're in front of our focus on it gets your focus and -- you're almost home mow okay guy who.

-- five those -- you keep walking -- don't they're gold mines particularly the ones pushing processed meats and cheeses for some reason I cannot fathom.

They are never ever crowd ever.

I don't know about you but nothing's as -- -- doing it like Santa's workshop made entirely -- -- -- sausages.

It's six.

Don't do gift cards data do not women often say they prefer -- because their hobbies or significant others are clueless.

But what they're really thinking is willing -- it had killed you to even try.

And I mean something you clueless lazy jerk.

I'm not done -- seven perfume that it is the gift that keeps -- because for some odd reason.

You get stuck with perfumes person's cards sometimes little bottles of the exact -- view.

Why at one store they gave yet traveling case.

To put the big bottle this -- bottle to start and the birds also the price of the perfume it is amazing.

But ladies the -- Burris does not hold true for you which brings me.

To tip number eight ladies.

Do not buy Cologne for us tragic as this might -- We do not share your sense of personal hygiene or.

Your appreciation for the finer things in life besides Cologne generally doesn't come -- half the stuff that -- so -- it.

You know -- finding has sent their -- a bowl chatter.

Just go back to that kiosk and and does get us the jet.

Its vision to look -- I'm -- And -- Good.

But it won't if you look like a zombie because he just hit nine.

Don't wander salespeople pounce on -- looked like you know what you're doing and -- a mission.

Even if you don't know what you're doing and this whole shopping ordeal is an instant salespeople can tell a clueless overwhelmed -- -- on -- -- Keep them at -- -- I am telling you because it's -- and eight you're gonna end up buying an entire living room set.

Went all you were thinking about a maybe a couple of candle sticks and and finally last but not least -- ten.

Hide that one gift you're counting on to make that special statement sort of like the -- and Christians are -- and -- -- dead BB gun on his son until the very very and you want to make them think that's all they got and then -- you just nonchalantly say well anyway.

-- said they're behind the -- you see that.

Then you're announcement -- significant other -- you're good -- -- and almost forgets.

It is it's just a Yule -- but -- surprise which more than makes up for the back.

That once again York predictable tacky and has still not surprised so.

-- enough votes my gift to you now I know it's very late in the game.

But it is never -- to make it a -- and so go make an aggressive and they get a very Merry Christmas way around.

Came -- my head that's -- gave them.

I wish I could spend more time with you.

But this very near us.

To do after all -- just a Christmas to say and I -- -- -- -- to say it still be well shoppers.

Be well and have a merry Merry Christmas.

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