Gutfeld: I hate New Year's resolutions
Media to blame for bringing them up?
- Duration 4:30
- Date Dec 31, 2012
Media to blame for bringing them up?
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I'm really doesn't work anymore now that they're not fourteen years old are -- I hate New Year's Eve resolutions -- I know that they don't exist.
Back in every predictable reporter news reader producer never brought them up again you never hear about it it's true.
The average person does -- consider them until some chuckle at with a cheery smile plastered across is vacuous space brings it up.
So Doris I would WKB what are you giving up this year if only doors would respond with lame reporting followed by -- kick to the chance or groin.
But I can dream why does the media do this every year because you're too fearful of doing anything different.
Are just a symptom.
Think about all the trite garbage that passes for thoughtful commentary in the media.
Exaggerated pimple on the environment shallow attempts at psychoanalysis when discussing the root causes of violence community harassment disguises -- consumer reporting.
Traffic and weather breathlessly documented as if the reporter had never seen -- snowflake before.
It's Groundhog Day every day what's worse they're fatuous infatuation with a symbolic over the real which is what are resolution is.
Which is why I never ever ask anyone what their resolution is you could say that that's my resolution but -- you have license to punch me in the face.
-- -- -- -- I mean that is real evidence that we and I -- OK because you -- resolute yes it's three days ago I did I did that I that.
I did -- so we would do -- segment on -- so what did they do they gave me this segment.
I think that if -- -- -- and you deserve it other parents of children we want its media generated jumped.
But no one talks you don't -- your friends go to -- to give up something never never.
It never and I you know I really liked -- -- -- retiring Americans I don't get like the highest rated part of the news I'm told.
Is the weather -- I don't care I don't I'm not a firmer it.
Good for traveling or are you and I got a lot -- and all of these commanders on the field okay I love my.
Let's go is -- I got as they get against resolute it's had funded just kind of -- woman and I'm not to be better at this next yeah I don't Gil.
But don't you think people are making personal steps to improve themselves that's a good thing even if they give it up like for example my resolution about ten years ago with a stop biting my health and did it work.
I -- really bring it.
No the only time -- activities are running more than a resolute what did you wait for the end of the year you could have done at any time well because I -- -- -- some things I picked it worked -- just not -- I -- Kimberly I do my resolutions every day.
Our resolve the stops by argue well that could you actually stick with back to that getting to -- awkward for the community policing -- around my -- right Brian I topics they had just doing home security and the trees that yet yeah.
Yeah I don't know the number one resolution of all time news quit smoking lose weight -- -- when.
How to lose weight.
Yeah and -- -- and I quit smoking do you think you did what how does he gain -- now we -- -- -- yeah people -- she is quit now.
I usually said that I didn't say.
No well and it generally in the country we're not time yet earlier in this Anderson that means -- Yunnan that -- yeah everyone I was dipping last night and -- money and a lot three with the chewing tobacco the that -- the thousand gobbled got.
-- -- last Friday I don't know what is I.
-- you must really be hammered right now I think that there.
When that happened yesterday I don't know what his problem resolutions and losing weight and I think your -- back because you decide to do this and you go on this crash diet for a month.
And then you give up as opposed to just creating a normal eating land or doing enough -- would find out -- I.
People showing -- -- senate like okay it's now he has to start saving money or the start.
This heating up.
I -- you're -- killing their brain washed by the media to think this but we have no I think -- Yet what would be candidate need to do it because that's what you keep doing these stupid story of the media and.
The -- car ride yeah.
I I think Alex you're doing it right I'm trying to kill you affiliate Gutfeld.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- On the other ones -- I think I'm not gonna go on any diets and I think the people who sit next to me at that the King of Pop opera and the -- and he operatic but those were diving -- We all know enough.
They need to lose weight these behind the seats aren't they did a pretty lady Bulldog he's es yeah but not me I'm talented.
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