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-- -- Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight we have two hot topics for the inauguration and the happy as people on our.
But I do want to know.
What Miller thinks about his lip -- deal the stage of Southern California joins us from Santa Barbara and you say Miller.
Well bill I think if an individual wants to lips sink -- I have no trouble with that it's.
All right Miller -- -- area is always -- That now.
-- -- I filled her job but -- he's not -- Well what about the guidance for me daddy war bucks -- Jack Palance is actually -- -- about.
Because I thought he he wants the nation to be on the -- enough but here's my question but I was like three inches away.
The vice president.
And you know I mean he would -- right there is -- that you could just see happens race there less that he had not only it was Fannie.
But it has no clue his -- on one thing it's like a dog on a Balinese they -- about four years from now.
He was slob or and so much they get a himself getting sworn in they have the past salt water wings to people on the podium.
-- that the the president barely pays lip service to the constitution so I don't mind -- she looked right.
I'm just collateral -- jump in there in the -- there every time there's a pretty girls thing and Alicia Keys beyoncé the old man starts coming in in the middle of a JC.
And pocket over my call me -- -- -- there -- it was just nice to see bill and Hillary together at the inauguration because it reminded me.
The last time I saw them together was it builds inauguration.
And -- nice to see the kids together.
The country.
The country is so lots doll that I love the -- the president in the middle of a speech said.
Ask not gonna just stop there because he doesn't -- her any questions about it nothing that's nonsense words drop.
At the inauguration was some sartorial splendor and -- -- Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court had a an interest in union shop -- I'll say this I thought it was -- Character and when is that what's what let's start looking looks like -- we just got another -- shot during dental work and I think that's left.
Out on is that I.
I think that's actually is Harry tried Abdul pop the door it was like a bullet killer -- flag and it just fell an -- yeah -- -- -- he's absolutely.
Stunned at the events that are happening today if we just had some round things on the side committee would have been announced it here.
-- -- -- all.
Have this.
But wouldn't admit it.
Okay let's go to Aretha Franklin who we mentioned earlier and she had inducing.
Hat does she has no not quite sure about what that it's all about up there but it says something.
I think Scalia addressed clear what their -- let let.
That looks like the flag ratio whether shotgun -- for a couple laps because somebody's -- it out I don't know what that had.
Well I just get a word I didn't know these that was from the last inauguration so we're not -- -- latest subject of the we just love that so much for me to bring about half -- -- -- anything else about the inauguration before we get to that these countries on earth.
No way I was just I'm overjoyed he's the greatest president we've ever had the smartest vetted everything couldn't be better -- benefit.
-- -- -- his serve day that was taken by wind Gallup we choose an international group.
And the surveyed 54 countries.
About.
That the happening is people on earth live in Columbia.
South America.
Why -- that's because the people on Columbia light up -- tide stick before they certainly alarmed lump acquiring.
That's coming right guys up the whereas in the middle of a mighty -- up but showing -- loaded all day long I don't know what -- in Colombia the District of Columbia that's why they're happening okay.
Brazil is number three and -- only got a big crime problem there but they also -- that Mardi Gras where everybody's naked so.
-- -- -- -- It's stuff but that's not what everybody's run on Iran and a bong even their Madeleine Albright's and a bomb which makes me stay up on this side of the equator -- beat me.
Saudi Arabia's the fourth happy -- country but.
If you show happiness should be headed -- little confuse.
Well listen even the homeless people have -- -- -- in Saudi Arabia they got so much money -- have these countries.
Our dirt bag countries where there -- happy on a day to day basis.
Because -- content but the fact they have no shot -- actual happiness that's what's gone on here right now where unhappy over here.
Because we're so happy we can delight in true realities of pretend that were unhappy.
But the simple I guess if they're gonna tell -- Afghanistan.
Is a happier place the United States say afghanis do me a favor stay over there be happy because I'd like to get a cab in New York why don't have to communicate my destination the only guy with several -- -- I'll try to pass fail over there.
And big picture is just for the record Afghanistan -- -- 28 happy -- country in the USA is the 31.
-- yeah blizzard.
Right ahead of France would you -- every time I staged footage from the streets of Afghanistan.
And see them crowd -- and those coffins on the main drag it -- They looked so happy it's like the corn field on he hungry runs all right you know it.
I don't know that you surveys.
And probably when we -- to take to the bank you have a survey was taken at Columbia -- Next week Miller -- what you in Manhattan all right -- -- -- I'm worried about this not about my.
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