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Dennis Miller on the State of the Union

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    Comedian evaluates SOTU and the Pope's resignation

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Thanks -- -- -- a Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight is the right to the siege of Southern California joins us now from Santa Barbara.

Mueller water -- ML are.

But beside bill Ellis part -- -- where we get started I didn't have body of that.

Congratulations on booking Andy war hole reforming.

It was it easy booking you know we -- -- excuse.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Don't let that packet driver they thought it was -- older Kathleen Sebelius I couldn't help.

I -- like -- state of the union last night Miller.

Not a lot of the watch actual lap dogs so I looked it over to the Westminster -- job and -- -- just the Bible Obama went over watch this documentary on the History Channel about emperor Nero outside the guy got the gist of it.

But any time somebody says the -- Smart government.

And Biden's and a two shot over their shoulder that wrists carrying this team and at times space continuum so I can no longer a lot.

Biden's there was blood thicker than that checked the Barack Obama is asking the American people -- are.

Now we get debaters that led us to look at them husband talked topology -- they look like they're gonna.

Get a break gotten ebony and ivory for God's sakes Beck by.

-- make Biden look like a shut in albino.

It what color is the speaker's face you know what color that is.

And if not surely that's what color of Ernie and that's because there's hair.

-- different -- the local dues get this -- New York I don't know who invented people feel that way -- You think it's a tanning is a lot what -- what is.

I don't darva its lab -- biter bait -- -- it.

I heard the bad guy I've ever talked about vision.

Intelligent I think I got a guy smoking and locking on that I thought got a tanning bed all made a very reasonable got a lot wake up.

Are laid out by and that did the government is it really spending -- any money -- it's investing.

Not I got a million of Barack Obama I know you -- -- not as bad I think he's a debonair grip there.

I think as I read the clips last night.

He served his purpose you don't wanna get too aggressive.

With the other side what you're talking about -- -- you don't want to turn it into a dust up in and of itself.

And on immigration I think he was Smart to keep that and aren't -- because he knows the long knives are going to be put in the ruby -- By friendly fire they're gonna go after him on -- side of it so Obama knows what he's still but I just don't trust a word that -- that's all right now the Pope.

Resigning.

We learned today that he has a heart condition.

As 85 years old in you know -- pretty much stepping aside -- a younger pontiff can command and take over and you say.

Why I prefer in the fence post told digger had rather than the but I will say this I didn't know what to make in the -- pulpit first.

Usually get a German guy a balcony and an adoring strung together I'm not happy about it.

But I think he's done a pretty good job I think the next Pope is going to be Hillary.

Because you know when they announced the new poll that wisp of smoke comes out of the Vatican -- -- better to blow smoke and -- -- -- -- she's not Catholic you know Miller.

Doesn't matter -- it's a really hip church now that he -- -- loose they wanna be inclusive just.

I just hope that the next Pope is the -- of the world's gotten you know you can't.

Currency it is it I have to correct union series -- Can't -- -- so you have to be priest then a vision that a cardinal then appalled she can't be any adults and -- how it happens you're not going to be all right so that's.

How the Democrats in this country think Hillary is Jesus Christ our rights and forget the -- So you think that Hillary is just gonna kind of be a write in ballot is that wouldn't doubt that -- -- things you can change blotter in the -- like that the all right I hear you used to be cap you were born -- it right out and you -- got -- right.

And I got a lifesaving thing dorm -- baptism so as a dual purpose are also if you baptized a Catholic you're Catholic you can't escape.

It's like being born Jewish are Jewish are you did not practice and you.

You know you don't -- profess your -- but that's it alerts on your resume you can't get away.

So are you invested in this at all.

It -- like a nice guy but.

Let's I've ever present second grade the Catholic showed me a slide show -- -- And told me a story about a little girl wanting to get community and I think television had to get her grownup Jesus she knocked your baby -- out of the ball peen hammer.

If and when I was in second grade I looked upset others got a little crazy here let me.

And yet I am sure that you're area particular favorite of the nuns as we are happy but yet we were Miller and I'd say they love us an idea -- I don't want to -- up north -- I had next time we're holding it back.

All of North Korea back next well -- -- the -- and I would like -- in -- tickets -- going fast probable to pressure showed -- you wanna see guys got to move it.

LA to Nokia theatre march 1 DC April 20 was very Long Island June 1 Denver -- you'll theater June 21 almost sold out.

Kansas City the next day June 22 at the Midland -- -- -- -- -- I'm billoreilly.com shows are collapsed.

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