Halftime Report: 2/22/13

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Don't do that I have gotten back.

Let's whenever we -- anything wrong so far that would -- -- and the MTV get an 88 but any yes but first I have some news about our show.

What would that be well we're replacing bill with a -- all the good news yes you -- Yeah and it will actually tomorrow night which is Friday we're going to error BP.

On Saturday at 11 o'clock we're having a brand new show up 11 o'clock East Coast time East Coast front.

With a lot of good guess who got Oscar preview we I think we're having a birthday and a I'm getting on air colonoscopy.

Will be given to be a by a -- Clown really yes the camera go right -- Collins yes exactly Mike Holland.

Anyway so I just want to tell the viewers that they got -- tune in Saturday 11 o'clock for a new show.

Get a lot of viewers it becomes.

Permanent want to do you keep telling people you're going to be getting a call and operate from a clown we're gonna get a lot of -- We are our own worst enemy I know what why do this and then we can't even promote our show notes that we have phonetic -- That's 8 PM Pacific by the way yes yes which is I would be sitting by the way prime time -- what yet what -- specific sides I've.

Like volley yes.

That -- a bog out really harbor which -- my man servants back in the -- test our IP.

Should -- -- your airplane seat.

Gavin.

I thought that you would.

Care more about this place.

I'm but I I'm with you good for you for saying people should recline their seats and not -- for not being associate Patrick Little frequent -- Who could wait a minute blow yes I bet you you say good for me present people should be allowed to recline the seat -- -- people shouldn't require shouldn't be.

It was strange -- -- Seven -- said as.

The.

You don't want to infringe on other people's rights.

And yet you're against reclining net of what they think they see this is Bob from flooding -- everything yeah.

I think don't you think TV but I hate the TV now that you can you put the TV on ending and nobody -- I believe headphone use -- they don't get.

Herb lady in my -- -- what are you watching the movie flight.

Which involves a plane crash -- a person gets you past eight -- -- -- line.

Yeah you -- I watch this again you're you're it's not think you're not allowed to do it it's that you're a sociopath a little Freeport.

I gonna.

Haven't after the show show tonight to really get into the salon where -- enhancement I'm gonna have the cast of scooby -- -- Greg is minute so he's already sitting in this giant share -- -- -- -- -- Pryor movie we'll have peace and Taylor does Carla the diabolical little baby rabbit on that -- -- -- -- Yeah and -- -- -- -- and it doesn't matter to him if the person in front of him reclined in his little midget legs that I.

I have season -- reclining way.

Don't -- someone's tired and you like it affords.

Yeah and -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You're sitting in and I haven't have a very sensitive got -- which is the with the -- Area of their -- -- and you've got a lead I can't sit up like that that maybe you guys.

I think he can't sit on I -- -- that I have pillow and then don't cry about it quite.

I do I do bring a pillow Andy.

-- the pillow just look at paper might share.

At -- -- I have to say I expected this from someone like Greg.

But not.

From you yeah you can't fall asleep -- my head is up right exactly you -- -- I'm not gonna pay that much money to go wherever I'm going and then have my rights restricted if I want only back I want you is that you -- know what yeah.

It looks like you'll sleep you have no compliment supported me when I buy that take exactly nor did.

-- it.

Adds.

But yeah right you know what right has also reportedly about to get -- arguably you you're damn -- table.

And that's -- your information you did music nothing if not why not I'm good looking back you can take.

Just that yeah.

If you know it takes it really what would -- guy who when he drinks watts around downtown naked.

You walk around naked and you never think about anybody here is a problem all -- -- -- -- -- -- Yeah menu of faith is five hours cannot I want to make it clear that Greg was talking to Gavin and not -- yeah.

I think yeah I would make it more times than.

Actions at a museum would look and and that's an inconvenience a lot of them.

I don't want him to the bottom line is there are people who have empathy for other people AKA human beings.

Then there are -- -- associate have a little freak poised.

Who don't care about other people and all I care about is I want to do whatever I want a deal and it doesn't matter how it affects other people and then you know that is Greg who.

You get a John on this the other -- having listened to India now for the reclining.

Yeah yeah.

-- -- three itself 123 bill where you want to sing outside.

Is something between kids that TSA.

Line's.

Kids are just too big of a lot more things that bother me that bothered me than blacks who did see -- Clara slower you reclined.

I have before I guess half way I golf.

I'm praying that god has led to calls lights.

And I you know I I will say that.

If I'm flying on passover -- -- -- Okay.

Take.

-- -- -- North Korea video shows president's burning.

Ambassador.

Feel good -- -- what.

You can't give him there are people that won't get that you know.

You really think passover.

Yeah I know even even then we have to make fun of them -- -- I'm making fun of them had to adjust to that notion of the passover states.

Does it means that you have.

-- North Korea video shows President Obama burning ambassador you said you thought the video showed a lot of creativity for North Korea.

The key phrase there is for North Korea right as opposed to pictures of -- grass and stones and the rest of the North Korean diet I thought it was pretty.

You also said I -- envisioning you should have bragged that he better watch out because North Korea has a habit of kidnapping people they like to make movies and TV shows.

How do we facilitate that.

-- -- Former UN ambassador did you know is if someone that I can -- I think they should and can't hate us.

Engagement with North Korea to get him -- on on this show I mean who knows what -- -- and once we got him could we trade Kim Jong-un for Greg and would anybody notice there's a possibility.

-- hello brown ran by Israeli air.

Walked no that confuse me actually how are you able to be them -- president of Korea in the early eighties while starring in Joni match up loves chocolate.

Some people don't know dead beat the men's souls yeah I did -- -- in North Korea.

I'll kind of friends I can cross the border and you can't if you -- North Korea and I'm sorry.

-- -- and I get a valujet you don't like to see our president set on fire in a video.

And rhino yeah.

I'm.

That.

You know it's come to that -- -- generally yeah although -- billion said that other North Korean video the woman of the scenes from call of duty series and it.

He's an online anymore because the Xbox lawyers made them take it down -- the call of duty with the Activision leadership if there I don't know about that.

No you don't and it does you know I don't know about love some -- like the teaching.

-- -- One woman's use birth control when you know I don't.

-- well I don't appreciate the right to see you -- Yeah I guess I don't have much more times I wanna go to the wedding and kids Andy never.

-- mom charged with child endangerment.

It's not my thing.

Hiring strippers for son's sixteenth for.

They took -- how many 40000 years to get your hair we and they ran from Saber toothed tigers levees.

Back in the day and then we finally got Andy here and you got that about how.

Yeah.

OK okay.

I am as as eat the passover -- might have indicated I'm Jewish we didn't run from the Saber -- tigers we negotiated.

And now that was charming but the build up in Florida.

Yeah that really.

She thought Gavin you brought up the scene and animal house with a woman lands in the teenagers dead in the can -- thank you god.

That looked -- at that -- was played by a seventh grader named -- carton he later became a pastor at a church in Eugene Oregon and our coaches tracking.

Well he is a passionate Christian man from them and this he went from joking I think you've got to say in -- yeah I -- I'm definitely with a guy's a great guy I really -- -- making this up we'll have looked it up before -- -- become obsessed with that seen it.

You don't -- Gavin you know the -- character in the movie.

I do not there was lucky boy.

How how how that's how he's listed in the credits.

The bodies don't get to thirty dollars visual check want to recruitment rebel patent case that's more than I have -- Did -- unlucky.

That's what you call I think I am lucky childhood now sequential -- -- and it happens.

And I did I thought this was funny according to post -- dot com one of the people who got a lap down to the party one of the bodies from the sixteen year old girl.

And she told the cops -- that was the mom.

Told me it was unexpected that the girls put their crutches -- -- face us map room.

Well it's fading fast that it's just like I don't find out it's just think that it America thanks you for that I'd get out apparently Judy doesn't understand what it is they're troopers there.

It had to go to the amazing thing that this story is that we're all denying that sixteen -- -- The -- they have nothing but -- vetoes it we are behind yeah but there's a time and a place for our accommodating -- -- a birthday.

Not at a bowling Alley outlook is offset that with their mother yeah yeah yeah.

-- into many a monetary -- thing that consumes you at all time is that your mom as a stripper.

I could see you having a lap dance at her strip club.

-- for your birthday okay and that's better.

Do you have to -- bowl you know.

Get these jugs at a later today -- -- strength but but but we've gotten and I think any.

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