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Greg our top story tonight President Obama makes a Star Wars and Star Trek refers to a jet -- -- -- we'll try to figure out -- -- -- he was thinking straight ahead.
-- the Internet using your computer to murder your sweet old grandparents that we can take their place stick around to find out just how badly I oversold this teased.
And finally the Harlem shake go to international have Egyptian -- -- dance -- to protest their new Muslim Brotherhood led government.
That's shocking story with no real winners -- Sorry about that Andy you bet -- effective.
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Plus -- -- liberals for breakfast their children for lunch and their spouses for dinner I did so does an amazing figure go figure I mean and I would and called a political commentator author and columnist her latest book is called mugs it's an oral history of the cappuccino machine I had no idea.
-- it just got fired from his job at forever 21 of the he did -- the tire -- the upcoming Fred Gwynn biopic individual writer and comedian -- Joyce.
And it Jamaica he's considered a snorkel it's my -- and sidekick bill Selz.
And it fears commentary where -- homeless shelter many -- men would -- him for warmth actually Tucker Carlson.
Fox News contributor editor in chief of the daily collar.
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Did these secret geek for really misspeak departed president cool act a fool twelve I remember correctly I was told that if I voted for Mitt Romney I'd get an -- square for president a guy he was out -- spots.
-- didn't get pop culture references who didn't fit the nerdy version of cool so beloved by establishment journalists I guess they were right.
Most people agree that I'm being reasonable.
That most people agree on presenting a fair deal.
The fact that they don't take it means that I should somehow.
Do it jet -- mind.
Meld -- with these folks and convince them.
To do what's right.
Yes that was President Obama and that's his real name -- AKA the coolest -- presents Millard bulk.
At a press conference about the sequester on Friday making the mistake of confusing that -- -- I mind -- from Star Wars and the book in mind -- from Star Trek.
And so as a report this now impeachment proceedings are already underway as this apparently canyon interloper had finally been exposed.
But what is this -- think.
I look in the -- notable yeah.
Yeah they don't know that -- Couldn't -- okay.
Finally something intelligent about the sequester Jesse welcome program.
All the Oscars he wrote the most offensive jokes that were there and I want to -- the president you got any ideas why is there room as the -- you know hard it was to find a tuxedo when he.
I'd be I think you're gonna yeah -- Brad yeah.
-- President -- two movies yeah and one reference clearly he is not from here.
What you don't live with words that he didn't play the whole tape was when he talked about how much he enjoyed Han Solo in the priceline.com commercial and -- regulated because.
At that over time it happened I mean there's that famous FDR gaffe from the fireside chats where he was talking about the laurel and Costello -- movie.
Doctor who's on first that's offered.
And then yeah today it was took a long way to get with -- regularly it wasn't worth it nothing can angling to movies in -- -- -- -- -- Apollo -- apologize to every one.
At the next comic con.
Yes yes -- apply specifically that I that I'm thinking doesn't know the difference and he's trying to come across as being actually hip.
Why not knowing Star -- that's why do you.
It's not hot up and he's ripping me off.
He's you announce your scam on -- that is true that strap to do that.
Here's the -- Tucker.
I was kinda weird.
That comedians who -- Mick Romney Mitt Romney not Mitt Romney he's in The Rolling Stones.
Him mercilessly for being kind of out of -- we're strangely silent on Twitter about.
Think it would just super busy now -- -- -- president's remarks from -- -- I'm pretty there's there's nothing the president can do to lose imprimatur of cool.
He's it's he's just fundamentally cool even the DND caucus is gonna let this line via.
But it may be that this is like an ironic -- feigning ignorance is you just said yet to be uber cool yes.
Yes exactly I don't know that we did he is dungeons and dragons right -- OK I didn't you know I'm not.
I think that I get a little odds and odious wasn't in my I -- -- -- I decided.
-- excuse anything he -- yeah he -- Don't know until you totally know bill how -- are you that your lord and savior of mixed up Star Wars and Star Trek this has to be the worst -- of your entire miserable wasted pointless -- that the.
Don't know an insult hit the -- and I.
I agree with gang culture at all possible our viewers rewind and enjoy -- in fact I did say that because it is not.
Nor does it ever been.
Cool to know too much about either of those onerous and he did it just -- -- kind of touching on stars and sort of -- contract not knowing that -- with a safe and I'll give you a perfect example why it's not cool because I knew immediately and -- you know I think.
And I went man that's been barred -- went back imported more than four hours and I should have been working.
I will -- President Obama trap you on the show as a person straight down the middle hi I'm tired a -- purity.
Am -- there really is no difference between these movies -- is these are the romantic comedies for people who have no romance is confusing you've got mail with sleepless in Seattle.
It really matter where we visited the opposite Chick Flicks but is it when a TV show I thought those -- There and -- -- a move into but it was a TV what's right TV show Star Wars however was a one act play that starred Peter followed up up up got a fantastic.
And then I don't know anymore from.
-- nerd cred.
And now like Hannity.
Premier Brad and I hire -- don't apply and then later -- that's the Harvard Crimson -- message to conservatives you graduate.
Graduate and then complain about the schools let the leanings.
The paper in an editorial singles out Mitt Romney -- -- and senator -- crews.
For benefiting from the education and social prestige before turning against the place quote.
If we could have spoken did these three men we would have told them never to come to -- bridge.
We had crimson -- anyone who plans what day scoring political points by maligning Harvard to neither -- and roll -- graduate from this fine institution.
-- recently said that during his years there are some faculty were quote Marxist who believed in overthrowing the -- -- government.
And during the 2012 campaign Romney said Harvard heated.
Their classrooms with carcasses of live puppies and I want I totally missed that yeah.
Hadn't -- let's go to red eyes education reporter.
We're definitely paying higher education reporter too much and doesn't the -- -- -- Harvard's critics right to the school is by -- -- and should be close to replace.
I'm yes it does.
First of all this this this phony hypocrisy issue that liberals always grab onto you know -- Ann Coulter criticized The Today Show.
On that -- Asia.
Yeah farmer and as a preeminent universe and it doesn't mean you can't criticize something about -- and most importantly.
I'm I think -- a little bit and Keith -- problem there.
Improves on Romney went to Harvard the Ivy League school Bill -- went to the equivalent of the act of school.
I'm with CNN's -- Kennedy school of government you pay 70000 dollars for two years because you are so desperate to have Harvard associated -- Is.
Is this is named after Kennedy from MTV correct yet and I -- deserves a school by the way is one of the smartest people I've met.
Whoever is a delightful person I must say Tucker the crimson says conservative critics do this you -- -- from anti intellectuals do you buy that I love this piece yet because first of all it was -- -- all and badly written yes Harvard students -- like children and that was gratifying to see I mean if if this is editorial from the west -- state technical college for nursing.
I would not have been surprised second and the internal irony here we're so open minded we're so free thinking I could disagrees that should not be allowed to come here yeah it's so a lot of -- -- guess it was ironic if I'm using the phrase correctly that never really looked it up.
Hi Jesse you applied to be a -- Harvard and -- exact rejected because he showed up in your slayer but Janice.
And present that -- is that why you hate them so much.
Well he did get -- it is really chilly there and I don't know of -- felt alive puppy but they're extremely warm so if you set on fire.
Offensive that you need that kind of heat that's horrible thing it's an old building at -- NF series of buildings look at first -- -- was that cats.
Play with a pregnancy test well.
Today and that is where you know I actually.
Let's -- tire clearly has never spent you're clearly a man is not read the east Carolina school of medicine yeah.
Because actually -- -- senator and it's actually better written and as torture is but like I do agree I think that it's a particularly can't.
Using it to help your career and then crap all over when you don't need anymore if you just change couple names in that letter it reads like an open letter to Mark Wahlberg.
From the funky bunch and yeah okay -- for a yes or reverse he'll seek -- -- Funky month to get famous right and then I didn't need him anymore -- anything that makes them feel they -- really -- -- funky bunch by the way they smelled pretty good -- I'm still the same advice is given to you from the bride but you didn't listen did you you constantly ridiculed them and you get a great education -- deprived.
Ice and it -- to -- People if they were needed to do -- do we research they would find out -- in fact I just can't -- outside of it and got some change from those good people.
Do you think I think -- they're making totals -- so in total sense you're just from the point that.
It's okay to make fun of our apartment got -- and against it.
But don't send you trust fund kids to an -- made those statements don't put in front senate here resonate.
Wow I'm the same time making fun of everything in the apartment complex not too much -- being the binoculars but not to make fun of Barbara notable cleanup but we've been doing some something -- he -- he's got.
-- way for one thing and the only good thing about Harvard is getting and that's the whole forecast and you passed that threshold really cool people I had a friend was one of them you get into Harvard that you brought back.
Point me aren't -- Smart thing to do something useful with it yet that's.
Yeah Harvard dropout Gil is paying kids a 100000 dollars a year he gets into your verdict and drop out but yeah plus -- -- started -- and let's face it you're right that's once you happy admission wonder what they're doing.
Other than that person who wrote this editorial -- -- agree with you was probably a legacy.
Down and apparently they're going crazy on those legacy admissions based on that.
Once you got me and that's.
That's what you get and let's -- Scott every academic newspaper Harvard Crimson daily California they are the academic equivalent of propped up.
They are there any left wing lock steps of this is what you expect from them.
And we shouldn't be shocked by that any longer should we.
That was -- for their -- laughing all over the universities is it's not completely OK it is preeminent university can have complaints with some thing.
-- and residents -- preeminent university and it is again code on community college so why -- people who graduated from there are criticize aspects of making an argument against diversity in.
-- totally honest for Maddux yeah it's like you're not allowed to disagree no dissent tolerated.
That's a species of fascism and get their children what -- they got a look just like little kids I think.
They're making fun of the old maxim that is -- these more release when in fact they are Harvard leads to just neglected CNN not to one leg up on editorial that was a -- legacy and that I know what -- legacy means -- any humor isn't running.
And he is -- on to Harvard -- is producing a child who is qualifier to go to Harvard are about wanting to -- is that literally light and lots of.
Legacy -- captain Picard and captain Chad around the same screen together call -- Students sick grandmother says Google replaced ramps for all your curiosity -- -- researchers say that kids are turning to the Internet whatever that is for answers.
Rather than their elders according to a survey fewer than one in four grandparents say they've asked for advice on stuff like how to cook a family recipe -- -- up button but of those.
And only a third say they've been asked what was it like when.
You were young.
Finally 96% say they -- -- far more questions to the grandparents when there were much younger.
Now it's -- state grants do you have any more of that pain medication.
Sometimes though it's better just to watch and learn.
I was so out.
Impressive for somebody around here Jesse.
The manager -- wet seal was actually you wore our replacement for a grandparent -- did -- did you get much information from him last terror.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- And like it was and have course Google is better than grandparents it's way better UAE if you Google -- -- Right you -- -- some things -- the company -- get disparaging remarks and remarks about Pearl Harbor tonight.
And that's what's your missing.
Rob we'll -- racket itself and it -- women grandparents what grandparent waits to be asked before lecturing about the past I had it regularly if you sit around and just wait for your grandchildren see what was it like you're going up you're never gonna get they got to tell you my mom does add up my mom talks about the old days all the time and it's always extremely entertaining -- I had an idea I call I call a group goal.
It ran grandparent Google.
So you can plug -- in answer no matter what it comes with when I was your age and usually ends with a suggestion for a type of -- candy.
That or perhaps it could go look in the attic -- put them up.
I really think I did and I think Ruble is going to be if you've got a huge jump on not -- I'm nothing insulting things and I grant has been undermined -- a -- a line going up but I will say.
That eyewitness accounts tend to be highly unreliable.
With not you know young people of when I sat next to her restaurant yesterday -- so I would defer to Google to.
Yep yep that's a big bill we are basically contrasting.
Between real information gleaned from real life -- Not experience.
And disposable pop culture from disgruntled micro bloggers is that what it's about it.
Experience is way overrated I have last half my brain due to experience.
This blog and I out there doing things that are gonna -- to gain something that I will last.
Completely by the time I'm sixty.
I there was one quote this article from a grandparent and -- that was very telling.
He's at the children now love luxury they have bad manners contempt for authority they showed disrespect for elders and loved chatter in place and exercise true oh wait that was from Socrates.
And floor not a guy and BZU.
Blew my mind yeah it's got Gloria.
-- -- made many times before is this any bad news say kids today the person that's complaining and indeed -- pool.
I get a life -- save -- for Blagojevich thought I was gonna say that if you go to Google Maps that every direction you get is through six miles snow.
-- -- both -- -- again.
-- get our right now would likely take a moment to commandos.
Who often go unrecognized in this challenging world of comic dating.
Today's segment we like to call profiles and punditry.
This week we recognize the work of Howard Kurtz.
This week's -- salute.
Goes to you mr.
During your career as a Washington Post columnist host of CNN's reliable sources and Newsweek's Washington bureau chief.
You've perfected the art of playing it safe.
You've taken the difficult practice of asking softball questions.
And made it look effortless -- -- the undisputed title of our nation's premier media critic.
-- journalists TV reporters and even bloggers no one is safe from your hard hitting no nonsense style.
When Talking Heads need somewhere to pad their demo real you welcome them with open arms and in the process inspire a generation of pundits.
The -- that elusive middle ground between something and nothing.
So here's to you mr.
Kurtz that -- -- of the week.
Good up I don't lose anybody deserves it more.
These amazing to -- goodness what I think I'll never get the kudos I deserve this -- doing -- when I make good points here and do this while -- away.
It doesn't -- what how bad kind of recession -- appellate -- still -- -- job.
Yeah dare you attack mr.
Kirk's all right coming.
Not changing mix flat with stripes they should get wrist band cover an -- to.
-- Joyce and his new book what to Wear your first day working -- -- about a -- -- but first.
Hey it's that guy and that guy.
-- as I like to say Tuesday.
-- the audacious or just gracious Dennis Rodman has called -- John and an awesome guy and said their pals for life.
The ex NBA star spent a week in North Korea filming a documentary and bonding with the country's dictator.
Who -- to be a massive basketball fan on Friday at the airport -- heaped praise on the regime's former and current leaders.
Also do one thing you know there was of these halt through -- on its.
You know one thing that -- what his grandfather whose father.
But great leaders.
And you -- it all meant.
That's a young kid I'll have a kid.
-- -- he's so awesome yes they dried up tumble weed also said there's a shot -- I think well I hope one day.
I'm gonna -- them American America.
With some excuse for -- hug him into a thing.
Don't hate people that's -- solicit.
It's what led all about that and so true so true they're Smart here -- washed up warm gushes again about Kim Jong-un.
No one man can do anything.
Not one man.
And one thing.
Of this country like him.
Not like him love him.
Love him that's what.
Yeah yes -- I love I love the guys Austin.
Yes they love them because -- they don't they -- that's how it works -- speaking of grand gestures.
-- towards that is absolutely adorable.
Tucker why do celebrities make these trips is it because it's paid for they get free swagger.
Or is -- for their ego I don't think Dennis is a lot else going on but you're assuming we know what he's saying.
Yeah we have no real idea what that -- who is referring to I think you obviously it's easy to beat up at him for sucking up to us dollars murder but yet I think the -- -- on the north Koreans they think he still basketball -- had a yeah there's no threat.
That is -- -- think he's a -- whether we did get free swagger.
We got there he got up bottled water some crackers and North Korean and good up yeah that was he's very happy about that he's not Jesse do you think down.
These guys are gonna stay in touch they really bonded.
Feels he didn't -- -- hats to eat yeah.
How about away the other you didn't make fun of the way -- -- Considering -- your dress like you're gonna go dye Easter eggs in the glory holes.
I'm getting better and I think he I don't know what that's really LTV there was -- friends besides from Loyola.
You'll feel good.
If that's -- there's one thing they can be said about wedding dress wearing thrice divorced.
Drunk driving convict and three times spousal abuser and drug -- Dennis Rodman and -- that he is fantastic judgment yet.
That's like it that you sort of -- soccer.
So not ready to go to North Korea and -- -- just being a gracious guest Julie be praising his good manners.
I might want to reconsider taking professional athletes of our philosopher and she got -- I think it's time to reconsider billion letters to him but bill.
Should we let them believe that this is our leadership this is who we are we are -- and we are Kardashian we are Lindsay Lohan in that old -- kind of like get them into a full -- his belief system that we are harmless.
Well until we are drinking -- -- -- -- private partner and I don't know brands you know and -- -- -- we actually are those things.
We and yeah.
We are actually and we are lazy low and we are Dennis Rodman -- we I would assume watching that good you know.
Top alcohol abuse counselors I bowl the high -- Have not been always -- -- days.
The minute you start really become an alcoholic you were in that suspended stated it'd be out adolescents whenever emotionally in your brain until you quit.
Now and watching that clip I believe Dennis Rodman started drinking when he was spot and I'll tell you what if he's -- exam.
Actually like my five year old Matthew Henry thanks a lot he says guess what at least I -- Yeah here's what I get a lot of business.
I'd like to think consumers you'll guess what guess what I don't like I like I'm wrong I'm not students who did not get.
Like yeah I -- yeah.
Jenna held at about that I got to he was drunk here's what I think I think we send our seals disguise as -- NBA team.
They won't know any different this cinema without that we take care business all right give a cop on the shell game dallas' -- I have -- dot com get a video of an animal that was submitted to think about that -- -- distinct.
Foxnews.com slash read it took -- -- -- immediately might use until the job that have to.
Report from TV's an elitist -- Yeah I have tonight after reported softer flight dolphins whose intelligent marine -- related to whales would generally smaller and having -- -- -- stuff.
Let's find out who got anywhere on so far for -- -- -- TVs in alleviating how you went to get married right I'm doing good thanks -- absolutely it's.
Thanks for pretended to care.
Was pretending -- you don't have to bring that up our electrical and out while look -- Yeah.
Just -- Parents.
People watching for the first time I've never seen something like that yeah the -- they see it again near or perhaps I'm wrong.
The -- President Obama mixes Star Wars and start Truex is -- I'm mind meld what do walking the state.
This -- in the fifth I like that the ice.
What that nice sad to say when to.
And you think the president did this on purpose to show that he's not a nerd.
Which actually I wouldn't have thought of that theory but it's not.
I could see that but what I think it I think -- all wrong I think he actually proved how hippie is by doing it's it's called a mashup kids.
Right -- I didn't even get the we'll keep things cool now again.
I would having camera issues and I yeah I think the act cameraman is either extremely high or -- to go to the back.
I can -- people look at it about it -- Tucker you said sarcastically I'm assuming that there's nothing President Obama can -- to -- the fact that he's cool he's just fundamentally -- -- -- it now.
Cop I'm gonna say something I've been saying for -- he's not cool.
I don't care that he's not cool but he's not cool -- that's actually reassuring sound I don't want -- -- they say that.
Watching him dance.
So even -- dance either bad he's he's not he's -- tirade he has no flow when he fake wraps yeah he's not cool.
And it's cool content games.
Then there's the -- studio right.
-- -- -- -- right now they're winning new or -- He had pitched.
Yeah okay we got to resolve -- -- you can not -- to be cool when record again I don't care that he's on an excellent that's.
I think that's what today he's making is that it's irrelevant what sounds cooler not that they didn't but day right the people I was supporting -- a big deal that he was cool hats and he's not.
And they -- a big deal about a Republican never being cool but there's obviously a low bar for tool I mean middle aged -- -- play basketball listened to Kanye West and I.
Brown you're the idea that maybe that's what I do careers all right I agree I don't agree tonight -- now and -- definitely was -- -- again next -- you've got to put that.
That being fifty -- you born in 1960.
That's okay means you shouldn't be bragging about Kanye West on your I -- nobody hates -- well.
He called me again like Kanye West yeah he bragged about having him on his iPad.
-- and whatever I can't.
You did he called -- and ipads get.
They said he added on is a ham radio and.
And I will never he'll never find -- pop on my ham radio could look at it.
But as twittering box.
Yeah -- saying that bill you said it's never been cool to know too much about Star Wars or Star Trek.
I guess if you used to -- I want that to -- T sixteen back on the way I did you -- feel differently.
I was trying to insult you and I'm glad he's out there.
A fair and thoughtful it was a -- from one block to another of the up Greg is that -- there's really no difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yes he really you're just on mindless little -- which roll I -- that on purpose I did that to cause anger and pain and it worked there did a good.
And it worked but don't you agree that it be like you know if somebody confusing you got -- sleepless in Seattle not at all.
It did it again just -- some political.
Harvard Crimson as whiny editorials talk -- each of the editorial -- -- -- badly written.
I think you could even say it was sophomore I think you could.
Some of the Harvard -- -- standards of decline that legacy.
I am iron I just wanna point out that I went to the only real Ivy League school in New York it's just -- Madison.
And -- flying this latest yes.
I was sitting -- and that before.
Nor do I the other and not one quote you guys had tonight from Cruz -- heard Cruz talk about it.
Ronnie didn't particularly talk about it it's always the ones who went to the non Ivy League somehow vaguely associated with the Ivy League on Maliki government Mohamed time.
And asking and asking wrong questions asked if he graduated a -- I I graduated and I don't believe he dead or alive I believe I did.
I don't know -- last week it took me nine years I have I don't you're stuck.
Even you know little of New York -- -- -- -- -- just graduated from got graduate from college did it.
Three of those years I was in the army well they got him that doesn't count still if you subtract three from nine that gives you sixty yeah.
-- -- -- kind of agree that you can't use harbored -- help your career than that now that once you don't need it anymore.
I I disagree with that I think advance said I think you're free to criticize aspects of the place where you got your attention.
Appreciate your distance doctor Levy yeah I think that is assuming your doctor Helen was spent yes you had a one which is usually yeah.
Yeah at a better but the.
I mean that -- -- the bouncer of the newsroom considering how your dress I.
I'm not university material yeah.
It's hot -- as you alluded to I think to be set it aside take cruises statement which ultimately was kind of dumb I think.
What that what the -- is complaining about is that Bill O'Reilly called one Harvard professor pinhead and I'm pretty sure any graduate of any college.
Would think that more than one of his professors weren't weren't a pinhead -- and you've got Mitt Romney saying President Obama may be spent too much time and Harvard and not enough time working in the real world which is even really Islamic -- -- like the old college professor line that I exactly.
I mean I just think it's crazy of course.
The major media are very important for their influence so if you get a chance to be on the major media to criticize me.
Of course Harvard is very important and -- was very important.
And they and they are preeminent institutions -- gonna be worth more than just a talker and I were saying the admissions -- -- For me and this hypocrisy want to collapse has gotten out of control.
Yes and illogical.
-- Tucker also there's this.
I -- I feel bad for American Communists and socialists the only work they can get besides teaching any university is writing for the nation and who would want to do that.
That's that's a really good when better colleges -- -- an -- -- -- hired by the just the -- stress job in America for college yes there.
Fantastic and it also office hours.
Zero office hours to tell -- and co -- go home well.
Our grandparents being replaced by Google for information.
-- he -- you blame the grandparents for -- waiting to be asked.
But the thing here is Google's always there right that's that's the answer for as well that was a totally hypothetical whether I know you grandparent has ever witnessed now.
I -- I was I was watching the show when I was amazed to hear you say that eyewitness accounts tend to be really reliable.
Not content of this effect back.
Beautiful -- thank you have the putt at but I did anyone check out of commission this research.
Yes it was it cleaning group in England yes and a doctor Beckman a British company that makes cleaning products are calling itself the number one specialist stain remover in Europe say -- -- until it.
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We got reported on it felt good on you cleaning services and call me I problematic polling data they call the presidential race -- Super Bowl on the Oscars to -- You know by the way guys they're actually noted that Nate Silver of the UK -- There's just get along -- -- they got there I they got their doctorate in cleaning spending nine years at City College in your whole group it was.
And reports and -- -- -- Look at I don't much.
Dennis Rodman returns from North Korea praises Kim Jong-Il and his dad and grandfather -- this is what the term useful idiot comes from right right yeah.
-- I think and -- -- -- useful for that could quite terrifying that term for younger viewers you -- -- -- drunk they can -- -- they can have their grandparents good.
Odd countries -- the joke is on North Korea because they -- Rodman still a basketball player that ultimately.
Who cares about that -- Robin what he says vote the real jerk here is this the vice columnist who went over there with -- this guy Ryan Duffy.
He bragged to the Associated Press quote dinner was an -- feast felt like about ten courses in total.
This is -- a country where the leader is starving his own people to death because guys bragging about a ten.
Course you know he's obviously a total tool on the other hand if you were offered a junkets to Pyongyang with Dennis Rodman would you or would you not go.
I would I probably wouldn't go out and I mean typically I probably would -- -- -- do it I'd I'd miss my kids -- is our arms around.
I'm not sure that the government would let me go because of what I know.
That that's a really good point that is an inventor and I'd be there this idea because I'm not gotten out not even allowed to have a passport I can't leave the country.
Is there too much information -- up too much like too much of there.
Most of it about area 51.
I don't -- -- get kind of conduct thank you coming up top selling his dead.
They're being asked about a Magnum PI -- he's too busy with other projects right now but first.
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Yet the companies file for bankruptcy largely because of some legal messes messes is loses.
But you can founder points out -- General Motors and American Airlines also went Chapter Eleven so perhaps this isn't the end.
We shall see for now let's pause to remember the once great American franchise.
I can't believe it's over Tucker do you remember what you Wear when you first heard girls gone wild I analyze the data music died really yes.
And I think Joseph Francis used to email me from prison.
Especially he -- kinda get railroaded by some share from Florida but.
Obviously pretty sleazy guy well the home theater and how we -- is this is one victim of the recession that I don't.
And it's a lot of those drunk girls got railroaded in the trailer as well yeah.
That guy did the whole thing was about getting people drunk to take up their clothes he was like I guess the Thomas Edison.
I don't know why -- -- I don't care -- I just.
Yeah it will -- cameraman for him weren't -- I just dressed like -- Now I -- -- I I know is that this is going -- I just think it's like it's the natural order of things that.
Women have been getting the last wild -- you know left we gave women the vote nineteenth when he and they went wild.
You know and I was like.
As steady increase and I just think that it's just boiled over and women are getting less -- so we need to do something and like.
Allowing them fight comments not gonna do it you know we need to have -- -- that -- for the women vote away.
You got what you talk yeah.
Is the most -- McCain's support that yeah I'm saying.
Something -- -- -- while males not voting now game and that's a terrible thing to say breaks and also includes food -- -- this.
And speaking of food when we can do happen and we can't break.
-- and do you ever look back -- girls gone wild say wow what a missed opportunity.
No no I do not.
When I was being it's -- a couple of years ago it.
Local -- -- student newspaper was brighter than the Harvard one on -- house means you -- any advice for the Smith girls and I -- with the -- of this I suggest we stop taking -- -- -- -- this is that it is a big -- just assume that this -- -- -- Upbeat and -- for modern society when regular girls that used to be the girls that pose nude wearing girls -- news or how to set it was all these women that -- is like what is happening here so let's just we took there those girls are not from Smith they're from Florida State now can't get.
Huge gap in next topic -- -- protesters are using the Harlem shake thing -- push for change take a look.
Thursday more than a hundred revolutionaries.
Thrust their -- outside the Muslim Brotherhood headquarters as a way to challenge the country's new Islamic rulers said -- -- sitting quote.
It's a funny way to protest how the Muslim Brotherhood have taken control of the country.
Jesse could this help change the way things are in Egypt.
That was the -- -- was at the exit bonus season.
Actually look exactly like the Iranian protesters they ripped -- -- mouths and point that was creepy double bill Mickey Mouse thing but.
I mean is that a good sign -- western.
Stuff is happening in a really terrible -- -- yeah I just because there's differently we we wrote the federalists yet they put on Disney costumes and -- the Harlem shake in the street -- is spirited -- -- -- -- -- -- car and I was kind of hoping it was progress.
But -- -- now and you.
This is -- when Muslims have decided to fight with sarcasm.
Yes instead of -- -- that's my point and humor in all I think the larger point is perhaps the Arab Spring Watson's.
The -- -- -- we've been led to believe you know bill you also do the Harlem sake but it's after you wake up 125.
-- I haven't he -- just thinking about it I am Jones and -- just on his entire segment for that joke yeah I think you can.
Equipment what is good in those clips -- I think the popularity of -- dance craze can be directly attributed to how easy it is to get young kids.
The jig is that's.
That's -- like I can do that it's pretty impressive what to do when you dressed like that it's got to clean well you can do this was something on your head like I've present at a meeting has announced that I don't.
Haven't -- that's creepy enough as well as a -- and spare me the twist is this I think it would to -- was nothing more than jazz hands naturally.
Mac and we got a good break up of course that's what we got back -- -- of -- Good any bookstore -- -- an Amazon.com.
If you are not near bookstore which probably are.
And autographed copy.
Good team -- felt dot com to get there.
I saw that the millionaire organizer of a mission to Mars wants to recruit a married couple for the 501 day journey to the red planet don't know why it's called that.
That's because only a quote tried and tested male female relationship could cope with the close confinement of the trip.
The B share in the same small space for eating sleeping.
And three -- with aliens.
A big that's true and here's the problem what happens when you with your your husband or wife or you say you need some space.
And they're in space.
Yes definitely gotten a single person -- There is that it.
-- I'm guessing that the innovator of this idea is not himself married.
Yeah this is my favorite story of the evening because I didn't name all the couples I -- cents.
It does solve some problems at van Jesse could -- destroy American.
-- totally it's going to be -- you know they're gonna have.
Conversations like no look I don't want you to do -- routine airlock biohazard waste dump I want you to wants to do.
-- -- That's so -- the when David communication problem Hughes is gonna have to determine whether it's with the long range transmitter for the fact that he doesn't listen.
Component that's an added that's a good -- That's why you write for the Oscars or wrote for the Oscars because we don't know what's gonna ever happen again after what happened anyway.
Not your fault by the way -- -- you know -- right that's on Tucker.
What they're actually you get out there with your wife your happily married.
And it happens you not sexy planet.
With a hot -- -- -- -- like wow there's like a billion like plated key party -- and six actually that he just roll with a baby.
I mean that that theater galactic way yet that is true I never thought that that we have but I had -- out on the FaceBook guy got to -- and strong choices bill.
Are you is offended by the bill like this can't be two states bros have fun brought out on the planet you know where.
-- I don't tell you -- up because if you have brunch out of the squeeze bottle it's not the same.
That's it had an -- look.
I always say this assuming that couples are gonna hope to do with their same -- Dave we need tried and true couples -- to -- coupled with -- -- -- it can for four months.
I've seen nothing -- each other -- I can assume that one of them will stay living the other will definitely get -- I don't either I got.
Is back so my idea -- it was about -- -- or wrong and Michelle Obama and bill and Hillary Clinton's and John.
Saturday of course he would only -- and liberal married couples and you are evil person -- -- we're -- close things out by remembering our dear friend Andrew -- -- This includes a recent -- -- foxnews.com slash let us.
Finally tonight it was one year ago Friday and -- bright part unexpectedly passed away.
For those need to watch this show he's a big reason this program has been on the air for six years and one year ago today read I -- a special tribute devoted to him and of course.
We had to bring up the time he -- the then New York congressman Anthony winner's press conference.
She can talk to.
You more specifically about the ways.
With what she received this these photos she's the one who is attesting to the fact that it came from.
Congressman Weiner I've seen -- I've seen a lot of this congressman's body.
I had this -- And he's he's he's a very good shape.
I know the great thing about that -- -- actually taken over that press conference.
And basically changed.
We miss him.
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