Halftime Report: 3/7/13
Greg's Pistole jokes go too far
- Duration 8:48
- Date Mar 7, 2013
Greg's Pistole jokes go too far
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-- -- -- -- -- -- Let's get any ounce of fiber evidence TVs anti leading anti hate if you could keep my private life out of this that would be nice good.
Just in the last block it still -- test.
I kinda hard would it take you don't have to believe really -- reports program and then we'll decide soon.
I just don't last long knives on planes -- Greg your Purdue TSA administrator John there's no way an incident that's his real name yes although it's not apparently is pronounced pistol.
And -- ironic and they're -- let's play that.
Pointed that out the last couple years -- that he's never heard back yet that you wanted to get sick and it does well then you allowed out of playing just a pistol around Davis to dazzle anybody got in front yeah.
They hate us so you loaded.
-- Eventually -- -- know someone.
They shouldn't legs tonight and sold.
That's really personal.
You could do -- I'm -- you take corrective you're wrong but is this the first -- thing that's happened a long time with air travel -- corrective activate my first thought was wow we got to bring knives on planes.
-- -- -- -- -- That but that's what they've done to us I don't I don't remember that I used to go to bring in -- gonna play yeah I'm pretty sure we didn't used to stand -- like our long security lines but I'm actually not a 100% sure that's the -- grabs for the there was a longer -- elect them you know.
-- -- just checking did you say you play lacrosse on the road to get away from all the women.
The women get away from me because they're playing -- to be honest with yourself really worth it I'm -- -- but let me just -- thought crossed.
Could that I would be -- Greg is permanent and Christians and controlling the lie is what is -- friends.
Your brain and so scary and I -- think that could be it sounds -- -- Like to apologize all the lacrosse fans out there who invented -- -- -- -- -- by the way -- excellent sports.
It's a tough sport to play -- it really is fun sport to watch though yesterday he got binoculars to.
When you know -- weapons and it wasn't true across the field hockey.
Excellent question why you didn't -- -- -- -- community -- about perverts yeah.
It's true that.
-- -- -- Yeah -- beds and hit it to the pitiful little I don't know anything about more realistic -- and the ball you throw the ball field hockey you know down on.
Field and girls play Philadelphia -- -- -- there's women's lacrosse.
And I imagine there's men's field hockey all right well and I know what I'm gonna start campaigning against Andy.
Still a lot of personal level when you do -- lacrosse please Wear underwear with mr.
I don't know that SAL hockey night but I -- -- like field icky bit.
A gentleman right yeah.
I'd get a guy you have to make these rules he says small -- would be okay but not a bottle of lotion.
That would be TSA administrator John pistol.
He's kind of the way things but I need to have my lotion with a -- run out on vacation it's not pretty.
Today not so lotion -- -- vacation well what if I only have my carry on and I don't have a car to get CBS news.
I can't help you and I think my point where I get so I guess -- -- cynical and.
There are plenty of places to get lotion in the airport when you land trust what I would -- Just reported from a foreign country and that's the only -- -- love gray clay outsourcing now that you're outsourcing that you're lotion you can.
Guys we just.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- And -- media matters yeah.
While I was wondering -- -- not to be okay but box cutters still wouldn't yet but did I trust my government I figure there's probably really good reason.
I was right John -- says quote there is just too much emotion involved with those.
Wow this is -- it is yet muscular -- from the start makes decisions based on emotions.
Great job tells him almost instantly you should start making decisions based in your emotions and -- don't be afraid -- nobody -- I just did.
Think what's best for -- thank you for once.
Melting ice I don't know we're reporting yeah.
Crawled -- art Andy Griffith Catholic.
I'm not talking for myself I'm talking for pixel -- sure.
Tell you how -- I feel are good chance RIP -- Americans.
You killed your cats I don't know.
Greg -- -- we live in a world where liquids are considered more dangerous than a knife obviously that's because a -- to be flammable or an actual explosive like nitroglycerin.
-- -- Cannot dispute that -- Our Rand -- filibuster jellies or did you just show boating and to a certain extent I suppose you're right because eventually John Brennan will be confirmed as CIA chief and Rand Paul himself said that.
And -- you said this is just ramble try to get out of his -- shadows.
But as -- I have pointed out this is actually as we say on the show this is Rand Paul's real house this is what he cares about.
Knew that I don't like when look at you know.
I agree that he hears about it I agreed it is very passionate about -- I think there -- more effective things you can do with your time and I think when you do something like this is just it's like fireworks it's an okay you get what and -- you should be glad what you're saying is he should probably go listen.
All dimly lit club in front of thirty people and talk about it.
You go out -- -- strip club.
You get drunk you -- are have -- say why didn't turn out the way I wanted to this weekend the Poughkeepsie.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I think a couple of his relatives of the so he's got to examine it.
I do if you're probably some of the other Republicans who joined -- on afforded Marco Rubio for example maybe -- -- we -- little bit of a political motive perhaps.
-- to -- that probability that you should anyone who's really into privacy is secretly really creepy.
Well I'm really -- privacy.
Which I guess prove your point.
That's false -- them.
Greg you noted that the left to be up in arms about drones if bush were still president and obviously you're right should note though that democratic senator Ron Wyden did join.
Rand Paul on the fourth of a filibuster so that's one day help him.
-- a prank shows how people react what looks like a murderer.
Janet I -- yet the same thought I did I my first thought what if it's Israel they must have done in New York City because we have strict gun control laws and exactly that's stupid yeah who couldn't get -- Flew to Florida or Arizona or Texas yeah exactly yeah.
Did bill and I'm sure -- is right that this is legal but I still I'm with the people who said -- there's no way this is real it just seems too dangerous doesn't.
I would I watched a couple times because there wasn't much going on today.
I can I go back and forth and yeah they were -- -- people and they were really making it and they deserve an Oscar because that it was but it doesn't.
At least it at least one of us -- you see a woman making a phone call which I'm assuming was not 11.
Yeah which would -- mean the cops would come which would that mean I'm pretty sure those people would be arrest.
And and and of prank right.
All of us and and -- lead then there would be charges for.
And -- an excellent -- I think we didn't discuss that but that's another liability that somebody can call 911 of the cops actually come out and then they're like what the hell's going on here some day they were.
Lining up to go on their television show thing and part of it was you have to go up that elevator and also turn yourself on top flight data and yes -- have -- do here on the set my mind.
There's -- and so that's we.
Well let's this is this is becoming like one of those equations where you say you know the least likely thing is the thing with the most question -- an inside look at any question -- we've -- for being real yeah.
There's only third and I've heard infected -- left it's fake or they did this fifth fifth fifth fifth of -- To pulled off as the real thing.
Right yeah you -- closure set with that kidnapped not a we're headed I don't know -- runs that with a rating from your book I thought he can't get killed that's how.
-- -- -- -- we want to stay on top of this story because I think that we're gonna we're gonna expose these frauds for layoff unaudited traveling more to come on the former I think so too maybe tomorrow.
Glad I've got a lot since this already moved to create different -- -- the -- -- this story will really happen is this just like the Kenyan election.
-- yeah I -- your mind we need to class and -- --