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Thanks Greg our top story tonight the TSA announces -- will once again -- small knives on planes -- Greg called them stored fat.
Plus Rand Paul filibuster the nomination of John brought -- to head the CIA.
The shocking story of a Republican so extreme he doesn't think they're government should be able to kill you without even charging you with a crime.
And finally New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg's latest target those crazy kids you crank up their music through their earbuds.
-- all -- panel will get off my lawn straight ahead Greg.
They think city by the way any developments in the Kenyan presidential election story well -- -- you probably remember last night I broke the shocking story that one of the candidates in the Kenyan presidential election might be a secret American.
-- -- -- there was a rumor that this candidate might have actually been born in Ohio yeah.
That's what tonight I can tell you that I got him investigators on the ground in Ohio people who have actually been studying it and they can not believe what they're finding that -- serious.
Well what exactly are they fighting while I'm not prepared to reveal that at this time Greg.
Well I admire your fearless isn't getting to the bottom.
See I'm trying to do -- serious story Greg this is designed.
-- are over this and you're gonna make one of your silly little sex jokes I am going to be tweeting about this all night I -- -- you should be.
-- your story it is a serious are I want to know if there's a secret.
American inter Loper in the Kenyan elections I may reveal the answer exe -- not sure I only hope that there is a -- billionaire.
Who is willing to help you -- and covering this this scandal that well I can't talk about that for now our rights.
You can't talk about a lot of things yet as I've learned from living here.
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Thank you so Sharkey moonlight as a chainsaw moonlighting tonight I think we're mailing it and he's Matt Welch and reason magazine's editors even quite a waiver.
And it Arizona he's considered a desk and it's -- -- -- the proposals.
And it jokes were -- hot air balloon many tourists would go up inside him -- sitting right next to me ten media Joseph Derosa.
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Bishops do wrong.
Do small knives no longer risk lives well the TSA says they're okay along with that but other formally banned carry -- belongings like sporting equipment and Reese Witherspoon and yet on Tuesday the agency announced that for the first time since 9/11 small blades will soon be allowed on board airplanes.
Other newly approved items include golf clubs he polls and most import a lacrosse sticks which I believe are used to get -- out of trees.
I'm not sure that's a sporting devices say administrative -- -- -- -- that's his real name.
Says it's Angel giving agents more time to concentrate on the biggest threat IE not metallic explosives.
But the Southwest Airlines flight attendants union is no fan of the plan and wants -- new standards to be quote immediately rescinded.
-- means covered in whipped cream.
The union's president says while we agree that a passenger wielding a small night or swing a golf club or hockey stick poses less of a threat.
To the pilot locked in the cockpit.
He's a real threats the passengers and flight attendants and the passenger cabin I agree meanwhile maintains his sword is still banned.
The -- built into the bottom.
Already -- -- competitive trip from let's put it.
I would charges off.
Do not accidentally fall on one of those.
There's quite embarrassing and the emergency room.
Every single parent -- and by the time we're ready now -- in November it's uncanny -- now in say it was uncanny and uncomfortable -- Does the union have a point about these pointy things why.
Are we allowing knives -- but you still can't bring senior hello kitty.
-- -- Don't even know and yes you do not you don't have no idea.
Correct me if I'm wrong but this is like the first thing in a sane direction that's happened with the TSA and -- air travel in twelve years.
I mean -- cleared up my mind used -- it's like here it's like Graham Paul talking about civil liberties on the senate floor what's going on here it's a Republican -- the whole thing put.
Isn't it -- was why could they started with something less explosive.
Lightened up I mean not they're not explosive remember when you first went to Europe at age six would that the whole traveling -- -- -- let's get Mike Stanley I would hear when I was six.
Who do you think I can now that's -- they -- back in Berkeley but no -- We used to get a Swiss are every night.
From Europe and you bring it back home or vice Versa review what your friends and -- can and can't do that one is all these pointless kind of security -- things have happened over the years.
And it's nice to see it roll back quality I got when I got here was hepatitis a B and half -- hello yes I have -- find.
How excited are you about the lacrosse sticks because he's -- your prop novelty act playing the angry lacrosse guy.
You're getting ready at -- my leisure time again I can't I Leila Ross on the road to get myself out of the room.
I went from the women -- the -- for -- you need that kind of outlet you do you don't do most of my reading while I play lacrosse available you know -- are no plans yet.
Yeah that's that's how I -- It's not excited Greg -- next week if I think think that would -- strip we would probably about.
Yeah I've been sitting cross country to -- strap yes definitely it's definitely.
I will we ever gonna get to be answered this question that -- It -- -- there are excited about and then -- excited.
I'm glad we're excited to think he said he didn't act funny I'll take you can bring -- hockey stick by your night but what about -- bottle of -- you too long.
I can -- like shampoo.
My whiskey and yet he's.
Thinks these rules that says all right not answer okay and it's certain types of -- it has to fit into their description like certain nights are cool and did not aren't.
But a large bottle of lotion now that's an extreme hazard and keep these people.
Probably chronic master beaters who built these are real and yet that.
The new laws and they said that.
Bill -- is allowed to come on the plane and looked up as long as he.
Removes his face.
-- everything it's nice to see how long nights -- you have to touch your face off why.
I'm not handwritten.
Importantly as I got the draft from one of the people in charge who's name I can't mention because he's a friend of mine.
And I couldn't tell no face Schultz is welcome bill with base not well tell.
There is no teen shelters that.
Your friend that's.
Are anything did the limit in TSA people now because of quite set quite strange this is the latest -- sequestration I don't.
Chris was a good show does nothing to do this -- it was a great -- -- -- -- has -- -- -- -- that's -- -- here -- there and tell what is here is.
That I think that this is going to between the -- and the lack of securities I think he's gonna make people think twice.
But do we any type -- air travel and I hope -- -- because that's less lines from me so I can go to my exciting missions.
In San Francisco I've heard I heard you say -- believed that there are less lines for you know what yeah that's what I don't out of -- classic.
This is the thing that bugs me Matt and.
I think kind of saying that the passengers are fending for themselves because you've got to -- war that protects the pilots.
Whatever happens to be on the cockpit is our problem.
And they're not Democrats point is that it's kind of cool right you think it's.
Yeah -- -- this in the cockpit it's like love American style outside the cockpit it's the road warrior.
I mean since flight 93 you're suddenly we have most of them confused but basically since that moment yeah every time we've taken the plane when you've -- -- -- the -- movement yeah -- -- what's going on right and you've just fantasize about wrestling that one you know lay down or wherever I was not before 9/11 by.
But I know I didn't what are you gonna do the pen knife -- with a country feel workload the body.
People that can't I mean that are trained to kill people with umbrellas.
I've seen this on TV.
-- is I think it's zero with the Batman TV show it wasn't as big joke he did his job was a bone to throw to the national pocket knife association so go back.
I don't know.
Hillary in election where you couldn't the national park -- -- associated have been the most corrupt of the lobbyist.
I'm excited for years and in the -- -- -- voiced doubts exactly no pun intended yes pocketknife.
Associations in the pocket IA -- It's good that they did it -- you said new vision easy didn't.
They should asserted but what -- usually switch wait Karl wait no no no no one of these and I wish I guess of where I guess -- I mean it's win win the world that liquids are more dangerous than actual stainless steel.
I think there's -- -- that right.
Don't let me.
-- zone you're getting basically anything can become a weapon and this could become a -- so it didn't do ban everything I mean think about that exact legal it's not -- okay more like eighty census no logic behind it they give you an airplane if they feel about that -- your.
Somebody to use the medical term looney tunes who wants to hurt you the benefit got a way to hurt whether he with a -- the end of the book.
Their child what have you they're gonna figure a way to do some damage so it really -- only make.
But what if there is an anti terrorist group that were masquerading as a lacrosse team get the -- yet duct -- And -- for everything I thought well separate tax is but what woods is the -- the size of the liquid container is that just because of the potential for explosives or that because you can hide something and a larger liquid -- -- -- a big shampoo bottle you can hide something and have very easily.
Perhaps I think that's a question for -- experts.
Angry at what he did he wouldn't -- right.
More than that the dogs will smell it used prowl a lot of machine who's got more and by the way clintons know what I looked -- -- Who didn't love for else he was a good -- into.
The brown -- -- I think I'm Kerry on.
-- carrying on.
-- dissent would not relaxed yes Rand Paul that's his real name was especially chatty on Tuesday bringing the nomination of John Brennan -- CIA director to a halt.
I believe it's called a filibuster the Kentucky senator began speechifying just before noon.
And many many hours later was still at it.
It previously promised US buster as the young people college after receiving a letter from Eric Holder that refuse to rule out drone strikes within the US.
-- quote extraordinary circumstances and quote like the 9/11 attacks that starts at the beginning.
I will speak.
Until I can -- no longer speak -- we'll speak as long as it takes until the alarm is sounded from coast to coast.
There -- constitution is important.
That your rights to trial by jury are precious.
That no American should be killed by -- drone on American soil without first being charged with a crime.
Let's check -- a little later -- -- never fell down a rabbit hole and the white queens caustic judgments.
Are not really a threat to your security.
Or has America the beautiful become Alice is wonderland.
No no said the queen in Alice said widely loudly the idea of having the sentence first.
Hold your Toms said the queen turning purple I won't sit Alice.
Released the drones.
Said the queen.
News obviously quoting a little red riding hood.
The EB Johnson classic -- more let's go live the red -- -- chorus congressional correspondent -- goat as she.
You are adorable -- -- don't be -- Combined we love you they did exactly stand with -- -- smolder with older.
I kind of look Rand Paul now I have to say I'm I thought this is amazing at -- Alice in Wonderland part with my favorite I have to and the way he acted out and -- how they -- that same class as.
He does what most people wouldn't do well most senators wouldn't even think to do this they wouldn't spend their time fighting for an issue like this.
-- -- pretty easy for Barack Obama or Eric Holder to have stopped this and just said you know what we don't want Americans to be killed on American soil.
-- drones would swear under attack we don't condone that we don't authorize it wouldn't been really easy for them to stop this and -- That's something that's been really hard for our president -- for some reason.
This would show boating and nothing more is ridiculous this is exactly like portray anesthesia -- -- 35 minutes solo.
Look I can do this and nobody wants -- listen and -- it out.
It was annoying it was dumb it was like a bad Andy Kaufman routine -- accomplished -- didn't.
And it was a showpiece it was a showpiece it was a way for the right to take a shot at the left and I get it but it's.
Lebanon is not a right or left think so yeah.
Your eyes your fish reference yeah but but no I don't think -- that this is lot right or left.
This is about.
Kind of a bizarre.
World we live in where you have an administration who condemned it.
Waterboarding IE drowning.
But it's Ford's -- Yeah I've got -- -- that there's a new there's a pretty good piece in the Daily Beast recently about this is a new civil liberties caucus in the senate.
And it's bipartisan basis -- Paul Ron Wyden Democrat who -- again yeah Mike Lee who's helping him out.
And other people who were actually talking about this and serious -- which we haven't seen in a long time which is awesome it's like the number one.
You know -- Twitter hash tag trending in their reading from the tweets Ted Cruz swear -- -- I was like reading live tweets on the senate floor.
And we have we become an exact when adults are reading tweets I have yeah.
Actually passing laws -- got a good point output but also the conversation that we just haven't had and -- lot of what he's doing he's reminding the president of how he ran for president.
There's the anti George W.
Bush exactly is going to he's he's not -- analysts he's more bush than bush and more boys than all calling him -- he's puts tubes and only losers here.
You know -- at home and away.
-- -- -- -- That if we can we can't argue the fact that the right is the team that usually doesn't really have a problem with this sort of thing you don't you think -- show boating -- another -- -- but don't let the -- -- Djokovic all say Paul and the ball's not Rand Paul is.
At its heart a libertarian.
Not -- -- I would not put up as a traditional conservative you know I am I like drugs are so I I I agree with you right.
The argument you make you -- can't be made against the left.
Who bush was doing this would be up in arms hate using necklace today because -- -- absolutely would be I agree with you there.
They would be voting in a majority -- Rand Paul instead of -- today at the and that is the in the filibuster he said.
I will stop this right now if we can just get a non binding sense the senate resolution unanimous saying that we all think that it's kind of -- to -- Americans to death of their own soil and Dick Durbin Democrat from wherever the hell he's from so now I'm not I'm not right because there yet so he's so tough.
Yeah he convinced me I change my.
And I will now speak -- like -- you -- have.
Show started us.
Here's what gets me bill besides you.
When I -- Eric Holder who was positively frightened of a law abiding citizen with a gun.
But not with the government with drones is that a bit weird for a leftist IE.
To -- -- -- cliche downing legs so yeah.
-- I'd like to introduce that they nearly one actually use -- to put up -- arms.
Having some cynics would say this is lesson and it's getting up for his ideas.
Add more guidance trying to get out of the shadow of his dad and make a name for himself on that crazy little game we call filibustering and those and it's absolutely.
But would you think -- we -- all that we haven't had a filibuster.
Since the great filibustered ATV easily join -- Jackie -- yeah when.
Exactly why he jacked -- filibustering on astronomy and it takes a pastrami and he's not he's not ready on the phone book that would like Harry Reid did when -- -- -- -- for thirteen hundred.
I would actually -- -- All really cared about privacy issues he really cares about these issues if you follow yes we are all music -- out front and center calling out Republicans -- out Democrat whoever he needs to call out on these issues he does this so I.
I his -- frankly I agree with him on match having said that he wouldn't really into the privacy it's probably secretly creepy.
-- -- -- -- -- Really and -- did what they don't really like privacy but again that impassioned about it and -- and -- you know do you see -- it -- -- her -- yeah.
Some of Benjamin Franklin's quotes you've just got great.
It was the only crazy one of the putts but he did bring a lot of that -- was perverted -- all you need anything -- that they didn't play the adults or maybe just invent electricity.
He created a lot of -- What's one way to make a woman recoiled Joseph Rosen discusses his new book say -- -- -- was the elevator murder experiment a good idea.
-- and read the story yet.
Would most passers by let a man died.
-- an advertising firm came up with an ingenious not sure what that means -- -- evil way to promote Colin Farrell who -- this new thriller dead man down orchestrating a fake murder progress.
And then taping people's reactions take a look people with locals.
This is an attack and elevators I just citizens' social experiment ends with the question what would you do run get help.
Call 911 or record that the video or perhaps get revenge.
The revenge -- is the plot line for the aforementioned movie I'm not gonna see that said dead man down does open this Friday and as we'll take a look at the clip.
Since -- -- stopped drinking these adorable I generally what we're watching -- she said something you said hey I miss you let's get together.
That's -- said this take.
Yes this is like this is like that show remember that show up with conflicts of scare -- yes where they'd bring somebody in the woods and then have a crazy doctor rapper with a knife at a news for Israel toward governor scared to protect notices fake his -- -- -- a heart attack.
They wish they could soon show there's too much legal potential legal ramifications -- there's no way this is real sort of public Google didn't.
Yeah he had slowed him instantly for this there is so what he's got to get her there -- no way that's real.
How much one -- that what they did was -- had these people.
That are coming into the elevator hot part of an application for eighty TV show or something which he signed -- release to tell them what -- about to see.
And that's how they were able to do this -- what do you make of this.
Uses real -- fake.
I think it's got to be fake and Anderson you're subjecting these people -- get their heads beaten and by these crazy -- -- flowers I don't and I and other guys are gonna come and if you could react so quickly could recognize and -- -- That's that did something horrible would happen and happily yeah I know personally by faking a lot of things I did -- -- Could as a result of an actual death it couldn't.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- for what I mean they don't know somebody could've had -- both New York right so it's probably not likely somebody that stabbed them I don't think you would willingly put yourself in the situation how much you knew that people were -- -- you -- -- -- you know I mean -- you know fire extinguisher yeah some damage it's crazy how convenient to everything and it went on for hours by women and the guy grabs a fire yeah.
And shoots a -- governor yeah.
I'm pretty relaxing in the face I don't think it's honest flat and you know what I was response can't announce yet yet Gordon recorded.
Yeah well you know the -- -- -- -- -- then take this with bill as the victim influences -- plotted.
And just kill the whole thing belt.
I believe we -- I didn't know there is no bill -- the -- -- Yeah they did it in your apartment building and they all just -- every weekend you know in some garlic and it'll go to Kennedy.
-- odds apparently with some poor woman.
He I -- Actually thought the same thing you did that perhaps this might be illegal.
So I emailed a lawyer friend of mine who -- I can repeat her off what her comments is not an -- earnings levels and it's definitely.
Not many Spencer is a frequent guests -- shall.
Hot and she said that this is legal.
As Lott is something did happen and at one point she had done a similar case where the prank was a bomb threat rather than a -- or some of the videotapes.
And well the kids were in.
We're we're being sued for quite some time because the cost of mass hysteria.
And an evacuation she did eventually win which aide tells you that this could be real and the outlook happy endings because yet again Randy has gotten some other horrible person -- streets.
Who are gonna tell -- story.
I you know -- Bill might have that was my assistant and actually -- girl named Jenny gets a job at a show called balls of steel.
Which is -- prank show in England.
She hurt her hope -- was to be a woman in distress to -- -- in Leicester Square.
-- she pretends he's choking on I'm on it's a sandwich and then man would run to safer given the -- black.
And while -- what was going to go what you do tonight.
I -- talk to me.
And then a guy who tried to save her life would be totally embarrassed and it did not go over well because it to get.
Whatever your film you gotta get out a release now and nobody better that people immediately in the square Woodruff would sign a release and -- practically.
-- chased the crew out of the area.
And my point is there's no one's gonna wanna save anybody if they think that they're gonna be part about -- -- of this is actually kind of destructive.
Can I add something to better equipment.
When I visited you in England I met that girl and I hit our agency rejected me and that was not a -- Just I was -- -- -- be and I kept.
Trying to -- honor that was no blank.
Oh that's right I heard the team is that like people are now amusing didn't it good nature humidity to create skates and -- -- -- -- like if you lock -- that's a 7670 get mud.
And you're thinking like I want to say that or is this is some kind of TV -- Disregard the UK and also their there're so many spammers and con artists out there that when you she's having to stretch you honestly think they're setting me up to rob exact way.
You know it's -- Zach but you know what.
Angers me so much I'm pounding this stable -- Get -- comment on the show email as a threat advises got comedy get a video of the apple doing something.
Who doesn't love that got fox.com slash products that Johnson at a video might he's -- that got that done before.
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-- -- get any ounce of fiber evidence TVs anti leading anti -- if you can keep my private life out of this that would be nice good.
We're discussing the last block it so interesting test.
I kinda hard would it take you don't have to believe uliassi reports -- and then we'll decide soon.
I just don't last long knives on planes -- Greg you referred to TSA administrator John there's no way and instead -- that's his real name yes well it's not apparently it's pronounced pistol.
They're not exploited us pointed that out the last couple years I've -- he's never heard about the accident you listen -- -- -- -- -- -- and you allowed out of claim as the best all around Davis to -- anybody got in front yet.
They hate us so you loaded it.
Eventually you know someone yeah.
-- -- -- Shooting blanks tonight has sold that's really personal.
-- I don't anyway they do everything.
-- -- take corrective you're wrong but is this the first scene thing that's happened a long time with air travel.
I won't correct you back to -- my first thought was wow -- there to bring knives on planes.
Yeah why not that but that's what they've done to us I don't I don't remember that I used to go to bring and -- definitely.
Yeah I'm pretty sure we didn't used to stand -- like our long security lines but I'm actually not a 100% sure that's the best -- sort of there was a longer life.
But -- just checking did you say you play lacrosse on the road to get away from all the women.
Yeah well that.
The women get away for me because they're playing lacrosse to be honest with you without really worth it I'm sorry but let me just -- thought -- Could that I would be -- Greg is permanent and Christians and I think so I live is what is that friends.
Your brain and so scary and I think that's -- -- -- it -- -- I do apologize all the lacrosse fans out there who invented by -- and -- -- by the way I had excellent -- It's a tough sport to play there it really is fun sport to watch though yesterday as he got binoculars and took a heavy weapons and it doesn't really across -- field hockey.
Excellent question why -- using antibodies needed a man -- -- about perverts yeah.
-- -- -- Yeah -- beds and hit it hit a pitiful little I don't know anything about more realistic -- and the ball you throw the ball field hockey you know down on.
Field and girls played -- man -- across there's women's lacrosse.
And I imagine there's men's field hockey all right well and I know what I'm gonna start campaigning against -- You know -- at a personal level when you do -- lacrosse please Wear underwear with mr.
I don't know that SAL hockey night -- -- like field icky bit.
-- -- -- Imagine that you actually makes these rules he says small lives -- -- OK but not a bottle of lotion.
That would be TSA administrator John pistol.
He's kind of the way things but I need to have my lotion -- a five run out of vacation it's not -- and it.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Well what if I only have my carry on I don't have a car to get CBS and.
I can't help you arrived at my appointment I get -- -- for example there are plenty of places to get lotion in the airport when you land trust what -- -- This is reported from a foreign country and that's the only limits and I love gray clay outsourcing now now -- outsourcing your lotion you guys.
-- reason why should fifty.
And -- media matters yes.
Well I was wondering what's gone -- to be okay but box cutters still wouldn't yet but did I trust my government I figure there's probably really good reason.
I was right John -- says quote there is just too much emotion involved with those.
Wow this is how the -- yet -- -- -- from the start makes decisions based on emotions.
-- -- -- -- -- Almost instantly he should start making decisions based -- your emotions and -- they'll be fine and nobody there and it.
I just did.
Think what's best for once thank you for once.
Melting ice I don't know what -- point here.
It's called a heart Andy Griffith Catholic.
I'm not talking for myself I'm talking for pixel -- -- sure.
Tell you how they feel are they cancel our IP -- -- You -- your cat's now out.
Greg Asia we live in a world -- liquids are considered more dangerous than a knife obviously that's because a -- to be flammable or an actual explosive like nitroglycerin.
-- -- Cannot dispute that -- Our Rand Paul's filibuster -- -- did you -- show -- and to a certain extent I suppose you're right because eventually John Brennan will be confirmed as CIA chief and Rand Paul himself said that.
And Billy said this is just ramble try to get out of his -- shadows but as -- I have pointed out that this is actually as we say on the show this is Rand Paul's real house.
This is what he cares about.
Yeah I don't like -- look at you know I agree that he hears about it I agree that he's very passionate about it I think they're more effective things you can do with your time and I think when you do something like this it's just it's like fireworks it's an okay you get what angers you.
You should be -- what you're saying is he should probably get was small dimly lit club in front of thirty people and talk about it.
You go out tourist strip club.
You get drunk you quieter our husbands say why didn't turn out the way I want -- to this weekend in Poughkeepsie.
That was pretty generous -- -- to -- thirty.
I -- problem is relatively.
Did you just say he's got to examine it.
I do if you're probably some of the other Republicans who joined Rand -- on afforded Marco Rubio for example maybe -- -- -- too little bit of a political motive perhaps.
Particularly this probability you said anyone who's really into privacy is secretly really creepy.
Well I'm really -- privacy.
Which I'd just proved your point.
This -- smiled and originally.
Greg you noted that the left to be up in arms about drones if bush were still president and obviously you're right should note though that democratic senator Ron Wyden did join.
Rand -- on the -- for the filibuster so that's one day out there.
-- prank shows how people react what looks like a murderer.
-- IE you have the same thought I did I buy for us all what -- -- -- -- they must have done in New York City because we have strict gun control laws and exactly that's stupid yeah.
Who who don't feel -- -- in Florida or Arizona or Texas yeah exactly yeah.
Bill and I'm sure -- is right that this is legal but -- still I'm with the people who said -- there's no way this is real it just seems too dangerous doesn't.
I want I want a couple times because there wasn't much when I'm next to they're.
I I go back import and yeah they were just a little people and they -- really making it and they deserve an Oscar because that witness.
But it -- at least in -- one of those -- you see a woman making a phone call which I'm assuming was not 11.
-- which would -- mean the cops would come which would then mean I'm pretty sure those people would be arrested.
And and and a prank right.
All of -- and and lead then there would be charges for.
Here's a great and -- a -- point.
I think we even discussed that -- that's another liability that somebody to call 911 the cops actually come out and then they're like what the hell's going on here so maybe they were.
Lining up to go on their television show thing and part of it was you have to go up that elevator and also turn yourself on top flight -- -- -- have -- do here on the set my mind.
Others over -- last week.
Well let's this is this is becoming like one of those equations where you say you know the least likely things -- with the most question marks an inside look at any question -- we've raised for being real yes.
There's only certain I've heard you think that's left -- fake or they did this fifth fifth fifth fifth semester.
To pull it off as a real.
Right yeah -- -- -- set with that -- not a.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- look at it killed how I.
Definitely not -- we want to stay on top of this story because I think that we're gonna we're gonna expose these frauds crude no I think they apparently more to come on the former I think -- maybe tomorrow.
Glad I've got -- is already created a different -- can you election the FR this story will really happen is this just like the Kenyan election.
Who yeah -- -- your mind we need to class and I don't know.
All right coming up Tom Cruise is dead tired of all the crazy rumors about his sex life -- -- business it was a star but for us.
What's going on -- is bill -- Well related this story because you're gonna -- and other stories a look at -- us.
Hugo Chavez is still dead.
The Venezuelan dictator and subject of Scorsese's film Hugo diet on Tuesday prompting eulogies from the usual Hollywood.
Shot then noted that quote the people of the United States lost a friend it.
Never knew -- had.
And -- view around the world lost a champion I lost a friend I was blessed.
Dayton quote all -- don't whoever that is wrote I want a great hero to the majority of its people and that he struggled throughout the world for a place.
And being the pig comment at the -- classes needed to -- -- topic that that.
The services is also -- -- left the struggles of America like Texas where.
Stating US flags flew at half mass at Citgo stations it goes on by Venezuela's national oil company and headquartered in house standard.
Think that's -- purple must be nice all this raises the question indeed chickens like bluegrass.
Can't believe that tape was not necessary for this segment Jenna got the singer Linda Chavez was personally -- out to you how he -- he didn't -- -- -- on the so I don't know.
I admire that it's still there and -- -- -- -- that's very funny I think it's hilarious that Chavez supported media censorship and none of these Hollywood celebrities would have their voices have their films people so to speak out against the leaders in the country they don't like if they had been operating under Chavez so maybe they should study a little bit about what his support before they all -- Over and over again.
You know god that I came up with a sprays Hugo's lobby -- I don't really have a question -- don't know.
It's our audience the -- God.
That's what -- not a big thing that I see here promising to my -- -- vaccine that I.
Did Chavez's socialist policies work in Venezuela should include the word knowing your answer period I don't know I don't think it worked in the Chavez's Venezuela was oil prices we went up from like twelve -- nine dollars a gallon something like that.
So he could barely paid for all the crap that he did.
Yeah which is -- a lot of people up and otherwise from the country there yet so.
It you know that -- correct.
Given -- for him -- -- CNN he is a billionaire telling you joke I don't he's also mentioned friends who really didn't have a great speaker Sean Penn is a great slate piece from.
-- for -- before he died he traveled to Venezuela we have Sean -- and he talked about the sort of -- back and forth they had.
-- Sean Penn would say it will.
You you agree that it's bad when you know suicide bombers blow people up or something like that and he's like I don't believe that Osama bin Laden did not eleven and we just say this.
Totally crazy crap Sean Penn and -- and industry perhaps that there are kind of nodded take it and and tell the world what a great disgrace is exactly.
If you -- of crazies it's not -- -- away was the modern era Walter directly he saw like you want to drink -- -- the Ukrainian.
We chose not to report it to the American people won a Pulitzer Prize while twenty million people died -- Like your jokes car and I -- -- -- -- -- you are -- now that -- obvious is dead because that's only.
Hugo Chavez jokes it blows my clothes -- And I turned my back the audience -- when -- spin back around I am due -- Chavez and that's what they say about me in the -- -- -- the first five impressions were bad.
This guy stakes but then that last one he was you know shouted stupid John was on us.
I think that I read from your book -- I can't speak getting.
Still -- go ahead and defend this -- -- dirty stupid American -- commie pig.
All of -- say easily but at the top.
Job -- it was a bad man who's who generalizations.
Or generals and not what we had here was for quotes and for people in Hollywood since its five members of -- We pretty much covered all Hollywood and it's not let yoga organizations are considered as it goes station is now that your organization it's owned by Venezuela they were ordered at that let -- happen.
Why would -- ordered his or nationalize the American.
Peninsula you don't kind of funny is that everybody by at least the examples that we've seen here in that we've -- stories earlier.
Everybody that has spoken out in favor of Hugo.
Has the same thing -- -- them they're all crazy -- -- And it is -- On the road at all hall and then Roseanne is not to the -- we're here to show called Roseanne's nuts which was about -- not far but it was a joke about how she's also about.
Michael Moore who had met very nice guy known to -- -- say crazy things that aren't true.
So I just wish more people in the gray area that would go pattern like bush but I'm also gonna not support this lunatic just it.
Back up my final all morning.
That he got the break we got myself on the way -- around -- today.
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-- going to York daily news whatever that is a recent Yale University survey found that students have engaged in these reality.
Thoughts about -- prostitutes -- about half admitted to consensual pain during -- 9% admitted getting paper sacks and 3% -- they had sex with an animal.
But here's the -- -- -- -- daily news missed I guess this survey was only forty people meaning.
Only -- white guy who think -- claim to have sex with an animal.
I played it and the and -- yeah I didn't.
Yes and -- you for -- Italian impersonate.
Well that would lead you into that I had my reply is that the joke was this whole study it's trapped by the one dude on campus who like UCLA could.
-- -- -- I don't think there's been divided and I was -- -- see in the survey person.
Tell it like going down the list that they didn't reach out and got.
Particular that's ahead in the one guy that was like.
-- -- I'll get gonna go over here from my serving now and -- -- cover story with forty people in which state they say these percentages when it's only one person.
The -- we used to have a yeah Internet.
Newspaper back in the late innings of tabloid dot net and we have an outstanding -- every -- new study proves it yet whenever there is the most ridiculous study from campus like this this is this is nonsense.
And I need to if it's college kids talking about their sex lives.
How -- we only have 3% -- reality I mean you lied constantly you over exaggerate constantly GAAP and The Who has won Havel is Yale.
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That's what I in my last words yeah.
I went -- Ivy League school it happens that wouldn't be too surprised if it's something that's crazy stuff was going really a lot of stories in my day you can't Ivy -- more like I need the gulf could the little.
No I'm not surprised -- personal into the Ivy -- mentioned there Wednesday items.
Hero or I want to open a bar called the Ivy League and I didn't -- -- and -- -- -- What might sink at this point I think I'm running out of steam I would -- out of those kidnapped overseas -- Good series -- jealous thoughts is that consulates.
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Thanks hey -- -- one national politician it was a horrible.
Bob Graham Paul.
Moderate wrote that before we change to the -- Paulson and the kind of joke about it but he's been -- all day and -- -- haven't -- some of his filibustering that you should speakers -- I -- a direct people see you next I -- -- -- Madonna and -- and the will support on at the end of the things that's an excellent.
-- -- -- -- -- -- Yeah the weekend of march 22 I'll be in Minneapolis Minnesota and the weekend of April 5 I'm recording my brand new comedy album in Atlanta Georgia collapsing -- please come out and watch what's the name of this -- the album you will die.
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Then the last -- -- Terrible title.
Except that they had to say -- it's not grandson of those storms -- out.
Now I don't put extra stuff but managed just come out.
Why does it still they get after soccer dads.
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