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Gutfeld: Sorry, feminists: marriage sells

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    'The Bachelor' proves women still love the 'happily ever after'

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So last night's bachelor finale Sean -- Katherine and rejected Wednesday it was to -- Italy's pretty devastating.

Some.

Then.

The spot for the partisan differences and because I know how incredible -- So -- me.

The other -- thing about seeking a -- -- reality show must really weed out the opportunist and that is also something -- about getting dumped in a beautiful place like Thailand.

All the time -- like wow this is gorgeous as you ponder your life alone.

And you can't ever eat Thai food again without breaking down in tears I notice two things one.

The -- of candles on the sets and there wasn't a single man -- the live studio audience.

The women were so transfixed they look like -- watching two kittens building a house of cards.

Now all the men were out doing other things watching hockey or building jet engines.

So no matter how we claimed society changes were also the same women still love the wedding ring the picket fence -- happily ever after.

That may make if you feminist squeamish but married cells that itself because when compared to other choices it's better it's been proven by science and studies of longevity and happiness.

Sent away being against the bachelor makes you anti science Bob.

So as gender studies professors are intent on maintaining that women and -- are identical that's flat -- -- Know women are just -- smarter about relationships and men think about it why else would you need a whole TV show dedicated to getting one handsome man married.

Which makes you wonder do -- their own title nine to level the playing field of romance I would call it urban.

It's proof -- I think you're the only one on the table besides me that was transfixed by the show why would you would you were watching.

Oh of course and I haven't missed one -- -- yet yet ask me anything.

When you surprised by the choice.

No I wasn't now because in us weekly it actually said that they console to -- -- and Grand -- I.

Program knowledge the only Graham -- we -- on one of the episodes I could just tell I wasn't into Lindsay either you have to do what kills me data about the show.

We need all the time say how they love a sense a humor.

But they flocked to a good looking dull guy any time I couldn't last night I was watching wheel of fortune of at Norris Tennessee and it wheel of fortune.

They said coming up next three hour special.

-- there.

-- -- -- of that he has so boring what did I just -- it's just.

-- young women today really think that they're going to find and they.

And and one thing happens to me.

But sometimes -- -- what what if the man was a dog.

-- -- You have a wild interpreted.

Eric got did you watch this -- -- you buy the idea that you could find somebody this way.

But let me just tell you what -- -- -- so I'm trying to get on Netflix put Netflix on my TV showing you how some cars finally -- writes I'm trying to do this and -- -- the TV up.

Yeah it is already so my wife's already said she's.

Watch this three hour finale no matter what she's watching so what happens by TVs -- I had to sit in the other and I swear to god that I've been tortured.

For three hours of the bachelor.

And I got things like.

When we -- of an elephant for our way.

I don't know how everybody did you realize -- still -- about three weeks of this guy to say that he's crying at at a -- whatever after three weeks and that's it.

No way by the way I don't think any -- was ever married.

His -- I think it was.

Wait a minute though I don't -- that it's not I do realize how there are happy at a -- one.

Intercept them I'm from the beginning yeah I've seen -- -- haven't given magazine wrong but they do off everything as the runner -- if I'm not so what's his -- Jason and Molly in the Laney -- producers we have -- -- I think that that's what he may have heard that that's another guy with a single mother your -- and is thought piano and the mob yes you're the expert here.

That may be the most ridiculous and absurd disgraceful.

Television and stuff I've ever seen clearly saw the guy.

It's a good look and -- I can't beat a whole lot.

Of stuff -- and -- get the girls are good look at him he would he would be taken for dietary assured that I mean.

-- America I'm the base of what they fly the family to Thailand.

Actually say what do you think come.

The time since you against silent on the -- did you -- I -- to take the family everything that we're Greg in Andrew who watch it religiously is it that they really loved him or did you -- -- one be dumped on national television.

I I think a lot and I think it's -- I -- an infatuation I think at the crash it.

And I think it's at that oh my gosh I could be on the cover of People Magazine yes on -- it's all the same stuff and -- a lot of women that you mentioned nor probably I'm thinking.

-- -- -- -- -- -- Yeah and they don't want to lose to other women so it's not -- about getting -- they just don't -- to be the wanna go home -- -- because it's the season was in love with both of them -- how to make a -- how -- possible exactly Bob how -- dating reality show called -- for Bob would you be up for that.

Obviously your division of news -- -- were added that it wasn't Tyler -- that began her antibodies.

-- yet -- -- -- telling me bombing.

Yeah it's up I would look at Eric had to go through -- -- -- to list of this crap from -- -- his wife's a nice lady but I had to -- I actually think we should put you on the millionaire matchmaker Patti and thank god -- I know right that.

There are you okay on -- well why -- we like if I waste a second the freshest and lord gave you to watch crap like that.

Act is beyond not I'd think you'd be very I disagree I had.

I enjoy it's it's great to watch a big nonpolitical and relax that's what's great about three -- -- justified.

What's the lie that I grew up what -- -- -- -- second think that longer trip was going to be back from -- get.

Am a but I watched it last night and then I went to -- good for you know our right.

COK.

I have.

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