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Miller vs. wasteful government spending

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    Comedian riffs on government waste and possible replacements for Joy Behar on The View

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Thanks jealous of Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight the game and watch our segment last night and wasteful government spending which we mentioned the Beckel.

Which includes a study about lesbians and why some of them are chubby and sending.

27 million dollars from Morocco to teach the people over there had a big lottery -- seven million.

Say there's other -- -- joins us now from Cinemark.

July 1 off you got to settle doesn't gonna blow your ticker I got older -- business with the take it easy.

I -- here -- -- show I can't get his guys have a zero doing it hey B I shall and to bring things that we start to happen.

Remained pretty tightly got to play -- -- had a ball it also lacks.

About failure of cranky today as you read the Ecuadorian cardinal your posts are.

It's -- -- got blown out by those other Argentine.

-- guy but so are all the guys -- kind of you know I can't I gotta be you know it's you know I got to predict there are a lot of guys around me and I'd like I don't know.

-- at the third -- you know guy is straight because the gay community won't let you have that about a -- -- anyway let's go to the topic.

All right that.

And as you know we're spending.

Three point six trillion a year.

Three point six -- and and you know we've -- -- -- Boston hospital Brigham hospital there million and a half of our money Miller -- -- well let's let us.

At the Brigham.

Brigham and Children's Hospital Boston millionaire to find out why some -- it -- music show -- that -- -- many Mars Bars I mean what I.

I don't know are there -- it.

The -- lesbians or chevys they feel no need whatsoever to attract men anymore it's that simple I get too involved here.

The entire country's turned into whipped beat by the way we're like -- -- the pop like cartoons and everybody's on the mulch.

And I know I'm supposed to pretend that we're not so a lot the plot based on -- -- nowhere is hard working as ever.

Who were given money at them find out why lesbians are shocking look at next thing I -- I'm -- -- -- invest the money to find out why they turn -- the spokespeople.

At the cal tech sizable logic launched Nevada and other lesbians but they.

Well I don't know what he's had anything here you go home home.

If they're happy being -- -- we don't need a study on -- -- -- -- -- we have a song like that if lesbians are happy and you know it clap your hands.

-- 27 million you know -- -- pottery yeah I don't have a plot the pin over here in this march staying.

You know what if we can't give them money away like there's there's going to be no word blastoff from many more money to study your -- for God's sakes.

Our countries is brokers I wasn't my junior -- right now I got -- plus treadmills everybody knows you put the shrimp on a leash and take them -- a -- park.

And lastly what the hell are we study in robotics squirrels formed by the way.

Ironically robotics squirrel is Biden's Secret Service -- -- Clinton and so.

You would see the foolishness of all of this as I do.

With some -- going the issue correct this stuff that's that he -- -- but we can't send an aircraft -- the -- rights -- give the -- just -- the White House.

Because we have that have pottery money going over that we can do.

Ten years a White House -- is to the pottery money.

Going to Casablanca we -- put up a Star Wars system against missiles with the pottery.

Pardon Saudi Arabia many people don't know this but they're gonna stop bee headings over there because you're running out of people swords -- to do it I I mean.

Can is this possible.

-- Billy Idol wanna get beheaded by a rookie their sloppy think convent.

Ever since the FCI you took over the -- industry over there it's not a -- there are no standards anymore.

The -- elected the FB header in Saudi Arabia there's an exclusive club not reflect well enough for members only jacket.

Ironically be headers in Saudi Arabia or not the sharpest -- in the -- -- a lot of forget not now when they asked them what they want to do they say they wanted to direct so I don't know that I.

We've got to get out of that but you know everybody wants to get a visual of the if the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is still wants to be had to get -- heat heat.

The guillotine -- have -- this is the machine that does.

It's really don't work for not agreeing he attained so we kill two birds the fact that we save the Planet Green -- Joy today are not -- -- be on the view much longer.

Not not going to be there what do you think how would you replace her.

I don't know the specific person but I would hire chunky lesbian because they need money and -- now.

I'll listen here's -- -- Billy you should go on in drag and hopes to the character named Billy does and I'm really.

And then when you go on the show next time.

Bill O'Reilly and -- enough old really can get into a fight and -- made it could store -- take it wouldn't blow everybody's mind and well.

-- you don't miss -- -- been a long time and I am I mistaken about that who would you'll mister -- could.

She'll get another issue on mean until but -- I'm urgent I mean -- that you'll keep breaking -- blow your kicker -- show host of factors that got settled a.

-- out on on our this is all contained Miller -- -- like the 3-D thing with the finger who come right into your living room.

Bombing but I -- -- about maybe Lindsay Lohan for the view.

Anything can happen any time.

Attractive young woman you know -- where I think she's very politically astute.

So that's my I know but there every way your road kill and Colmes that guy settled out enough I think about.

You know Miller and I think you're right -- I think they should become more mellow like you moved to Santa Barbara.

Get some -- I'm going to be -- you are on you know.

Just like you have that once like that sold 43 million copies you -- he's up for faith based he.

-- Bode Miller and I would like to meet you.

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