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She is well before we start the show.
Last year ambassador John Bolton was named president.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- where you are so devious that's what you should be president the United States -- as president of bread I know what you are president of red.
-- -- -- Barack president of -- -- John Bolton.
Now as is tradition the president of read I will deliver a state of the show address ambassador you have the floor.
This you've got -- mr.
-- distinguished guests and my loyal red eyed viewers.
A short time ago I was declared the president of red -- It's the single greatest thing that ever happened -- this nightly train wreck.
For the first time in six years red -- has a clear vision of what it needs to be successful.
-- I'm happy to report that read I host Greg Gutfeld has taken my advice to stop taking prescription pills before each show.
I believe this course of action will help him finally to be able to correctly pronounce.
Difficult words like -- tale irreconcilable.
And -- Meanwhile red eyes sidekick Bill Schulz business pointless is ever.
I recommended he be replaced with Hamas grabbed -- -- recoup.
What's important is that they don't bite the other guests.
Read I ombudsman TV -- Levy remains faithfully devoted to.
What whatever it is he does on this show -- frankly when he speaks I tended to any man because let's face it not only am -- the president of red -- I'm a former UN ambassador and he's just some guy.
And I'd like to address red eyes countless pet correspondents.
The state of adorable animal videos has never been stronger.
While -- continue to dominate dogs have made a tremendous showing in recent months especially -- -- And I expected slow Lawrence's and -- slots.
Will keep that cute factor at an all time high.
Finally I'd like to address any concerns viewers may have about what is often referred to as the -- chair.
First I assure you devoted viewers that the -- chair has never been like you.
Second and I can't emphasize this enough it is not called the leg chair so please when referring to the -- chair.
Don't call -- the -- chair.
Thank you and may god bless -- --
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