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Thanks -- listen Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight because Michigan living doing standup comedy Dennis Miller watch president Obama's performance last Saturday night.
I went to lose.
Opening of the bush presidential library in Dallas it was a wonderful event and that inspired me to get started on my own legacy.
Which will actually begin.
Benefits right next to bush library -- -- -- that puts.
All right joining us -- -- Santa Barbara California is mr.
It was good I mean he can do that for a living I think -- -- good writers and delivered it well right.
-- the thing to remember by the way Billy is the entire Obama library will be in fine print fine print.
Here's the thing I'd say about Obama I think he'd be better.
I wish we could replace Obama -- Craig Ferguson.
And give Obama -- on late night show because he's great at that but.
Obviously I don't know -- he could do a late night show because he might miss curtain call.
You know you can sleep through bank -- you can sleep through the opening of a shell but as I watched all the the fawning acolytes in the press corps look up -- him.
I finally figured it.
He's Frank Sinatra and the press is Peter -- now -- doubt about that.
When they're -- that his reflected glory they feel like their players but what -- off on their -- rather moribund lot.
And I play ability difference between this man.
When he's on prompter like that at a gig.
And this man.
At a press conference where he's off the prompted their people on dialysis.
-- -- that depended on the machinery and our -- and I was watching that press conference the other day.
He was -- But it was Jake LaMont has nightclub back.
But I'll give unless he's great he's a great standup comic.
But as good as he isn't that I think he's as bad as being the president finally is a talented guy he's a great speaker a lot of -- -- -- of the country's gone now.
You know why I will be interesting to see what he does after he leaves office and the illusion in the beginning that you and Craig Ferguson you want to be president and you want you want to switch jobs.
And then the president would take first is late -- show although Ferrari Ferguson is a British subject I think he's an American now but he because he was born.
In Great Britain he couldn't be president I know you know that the -- make an -- like first.
As the job villages the job I'd like to see Obama is Ed Schultz is that the math that's -- -- -- Joel's and so you want you want the president to.
To co host with Ed Schultz who disappeared now in the wake up on the white -- not unaware that he's got slot he disappeared on the weekends slot as -- now I think he's not I don't think he's there -- I think it hired a guide -- kidnapped by the colleague cartel that you that.
Well we -- use -- -- -- Kelly it's just corporate support followed off the the Pacific although I -- Donna noted is there anybody in your body struggling to get out so I can tell appears empowers the user is very obvious right anybody struggling to get out of the -- body and that Philadelphia went -- for.
Other was that we get of the -- are struggling to get out of Philadelphia.
Isn't do or -- that.
It is doing like that.
Miller is you might know -- former host a Monday Night Football color guy there.
Tim Tebow big star -- transcends football.
A lot of via headlines in his religious and conservative viewpoints and he's been cut by the New York Jets.
And the jets are not exactly a powerhouse -- I don't know what this messages now if you cut by the jet.
Why doesn't chance.
You know he doesn't go about football you get whacked in football they don't think he got skills I'm finally back.
I think they should -- plate.
I think they should've played a one game last year because when I want Sanchez play it I thought there was no god for god -- and I think this is Woody Johnson I think this is.
I think this is a -- play by woody.
You got Santonio Holmes on your team and you couldn't give this get a shot homes won't even go into the -- forgot six if not you got one quarterback who would turn the other cheek and -- kept the quarterback who would tackle himself by running into is centers cheek.
And I just seems a little uncomfortable to me I would say this to Tim Tebow.
Godspeed my friend here class kid I admire the way you handle yourself that's not football -- -- -- I don't use your regular job he did well with Denver.
I think you'll get a job it'll just met him but I agree with -- -- decision -- -- Set -- what the whole thing upside.
Listen I -- teams put him at H back like Jimmy clients ask you tell that twenty pounds and just start -- -- people up the middle leading you know the backs into the holes but.
I don't know maybe he's not that greater thrower but -- tired of what.
This -- -- -- she's been good for the kids in this country and every time I CME's with a kid is about to die within two months god bless you tend to all right.
-- -- like Tebow.
I finally I only have thirty seconds here -- real estate guy is a bunch of houses would when you saw your next house Miller you cannot describe.
The main bedroom as the master bedroom many more a year this politically incorrect.
That asked -- the owner's bedroom right right the owner's suite.
Up to me this is so much mental -- patient and now I'm getting sick piece that you -- six.
Obama -- Lebanon the White House is that they say in the day we let then.
And by the way -- Jason Collins up there -- -- I'm happy for your brother that you might want to keep that Christian thing.
And I ought to stay in a closet about now what that might catch up there we haven't covered that because we feel everybody's.
Personal life is their personal life you know in the basketball players -- re okay we don't have to be -- -- -- -- he said he'd get a net -- -- final reading it -- of the sit on the Christian thing because that might come back to -- Denied Dennis Miller everybody on --
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