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-- -- -- -- How are not great -- -- you get gives you -- Not really is Mother's Day sexist Greg you referred -- him Michael Ian Black as a parent with kids yes pretty much the only time I am now.
I try to cover all the days and -- there's a tactic and it gets well I don't know what we call them parents anymore I don't know it.
-- it on the other hand Michael Ian Black you said as the father you want to be the one day -- kids look up to you want to be the role model.
Then he also said I hated my baby that's right.
Why -- how how are those two statements usually it's -- because my sense is Michael without knowing your children.
That they probably know that you hated them as babies they're done right yet you don't like that -- and I.
I don't object and for that very -- I find it hard to believe that they would look up to you you've never had the Great Santini you've never it never.
Classic literature about hard -- fathers and who make their children love that I fear not respect he had a great -- -- kind of jerked up.
Did -- grew up all right pat Conner turned into terrific novelist absolutely absolutely massive behind also spent a lot of time in therapy.
-- -- I -- and I'm happy I got two out of PE from Atlanta and odds -- that there.
-- Lombardi who wrote this piece she seems to pin her whole thesis on the difference between mothers day cards and Father's Day cards.
Maybe Mother's Day isn't sexist maybe people who write greeting cards are lazy -- That's true actually I I don't even by those things that's so sad and pathetic I my anti -- cards when the cats and dogs on the front and I write my own path that you would -- I I don't feel that I give them to myself.
No idea what daddy something god it's a look cute little thing I make a homemade coupon book them.
Size is fantastic.
For hugs and stuff -- yeah exactly yeah who yeah could put.
That may never get redeemed -- -- know they doubt they're still sitting around gets mad at Tampa crap that turned.
Bill you said -- can raise kids they just can't hold on to them means yes it's it's kind of -- -- with a beer blast of cool.
Now that should be -- greeting cards.
Yeah -- that's example I think the future there any yeah that you're gonna say Blatter.
Then that's not agree that.
And unless it's federal -- -- like that's it or not.
Michael Ian Black -- challenge Greg assumption only women write articles about things being sexist you said if -- get a lexis nexis search -- find articles written by men.
I did that search not a single article written by.
-- -- -- Smith I was around that time it takes it doesn't seem any any.
And what he's -- -- -- children look.
Yeah I don't want to be.
It takes us smaller -- -- to believe that I actually did that search.
Greg quick question why would Roseanne and that montage of bad moms.
I was the only I'd we needed some bad moms I don't I don't like what.
I don't think she was a bad -- on the -- ever multi every other mom that montage it was a pretty bad mom not Gwyneth not going to -- -- -- my favorite -- -- And you look up to her when she makes some pictures -- citizen bill didn't panic.
Basically just -- body fat and yeah.
-- seemed like that a -- company behind three guns plans takes them off the Internet.
Talk -- -- to the government can stop this and why the State Department is in charge of enforcing this up apparently this particular office of the State Department is responsible for enforcing the arms export control act and the international traffic in arms regulation right.
So the question here is are you exporting something when you put it on the aptly named world wide web.
Well this would this really isn't a black helicopter forces -- the State Department has law enforcement agencies.
Enforcing international law on the domestic United States and and it turns out some a crack -- were -- you know right to be now afraid.
Why did from the arms export control lackeys I think our law not -- just to -- State Department not a law enforcement brighter right now well should not be.
-- god I completely -- And that's Michael Ian Black I agree with you that this whole thing is stupid this thing's already out there on the Pirate Bay and other torrent sites.
Which I had a look up to wonder what they -- had never heard of them.
And it's already been downloaded over a 100000 times it's out there.
Well in fairness 85000 of those would mean just hitting refresh yeah yeah yeah because I I got dial up -- and it just.
Have here I also you didn't realize that you only needed one copy of the plans to make as many guns as you want it now.
Think that they can do -- yeah event and you your notes written and recycle paper they're I don't have a paper jam Greg yeah.
I don't want to get I don't want to break the fourth wall here and give away too many -- but.
And then apparently the paper that was it in the predator I would pretty credit on one side we are green company Greta VA you obviously are attempts.
I was -- that yes -- -- -- out.
Hi Dennis Rodman which President Obama over North Korea -- Asia last week and on FOX & Friends you had to our races and -- rolling -- -- just tell me to -- -- rolling contest didn't involve the losers of that you Oliver yeah.
I have let me say that I could not exaggerating when I say this -- with whom we held the burrito rolling contest -- -- -- -- Okay and I am not making that up the -- and I did not joke about that during the segment which Obama awesome so I had to keep your audio ten.
I didn't roll -- -- little little little little Peter burritos.
I would like a court to note that he did not say that the burrito Rowling had nothing to do with their -- of the two hours really -- -- -- since then -- what I'm saying yeah.
I just left -- -- Jennifer -- think he says Obama can't do ass and then after him.
And then he says he's not a diplomat yeah I think he's selling himself short I think you're right -- -- -- -- and that apple.
He's an American hero.
As are you -- I certainly got a future on fox -- big step -- --
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